I propose the "DROD" as an American alternative to MOA/MIL

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Since MRAD and MOA suck for common core math, and that shit is complicated...

I introduce the concept of DROD, or "Dick, relative to overall distance"

DROD is consistent across distances, like your own dick.

It's 5 inches at 1 foot, 1 meter, or any other metric you choose.

Regardless of whose beer you're drinking, one DROD is always the size of your dick.
 
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Based on the incredible support and enthusiasm for this idea, I think we should make it a reality. Does anyone have contact info for ZCO? They'll definitely want to get ahold of my DROD.
 
Rookie. Everyone knows the finest gauge of angular adjustment is the CH. Works in construction, concrete finishing, and precision long range shooting. Spotter commands are simply "two cunt hairs up, one cunt hair left". Granted your DROD is a greater adjustment angle then the CH, so its quicker, but it isn't as precise.