Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[1J04]

Is it ok to just hangout in the police booking area??? Sounds like it would be entertaining...

Man I wish it was. We use to have like a scared straight program back in 97-98. Our Superior Court Judge at that time would bring troubled youth in for a tour. I only know of 2 of them kids that chose to make bad decisions a career. The liability is just to great anymore. We always say, there's only so many people who really know what happens behind the walls and those are those that work there. That's a shame. You can tell people all day long about it, but like so many other things, it's just one of those environments you have to see to fully believe just how FUCKED UP SO MANY PEOPLE ARE. The numbers are staggering and the level of fuckedupness is staggering.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just wondering.... what happened to the hundreds of millions of dollars collected by the Clinton Foundation that were supposed to turn Haiti in to a paradise on earth? I mean... it should be nicer than Palm Springs by now? With all that money. That the Clintons collected.

Just wondering. Inquiring minds want to know....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Unknown]

I noticed that news stations focus on what trump said, but kinda ignore his question about why would we want people from shithole countries to come to the USA.

 

[Veer_G]

Maximum Boozer sends his belated Christmas greetings ...

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I'm sort of glad that he got what he wanted, after all.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Kill the wabbit.The action starts around 1:50

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[missed]

Haha that rabbit got smoked!

 

[Clearlight]

How the actual fuck did he miss ? You could have hit the deer
with a fkn tire iron from there ... Very unlucky rabbit , laughed my
ass off , thank you !

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Let me guess the hunter could shoot dimes at a thousand and his dad was a Green Beret? Cheers Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

One of my favorite Friday night watches. Sit back, relax and sip a glass of Basil Hayden.

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[Maelstrom]

One of my favorite Friday night watches. Sit back, relax and sip a glass of Basil Hayden.

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I remember some of those scenes. I worked the inauguration again this year. Listening to the radio as the riot squads moved out was great. Then finding out everyone charged was charged with a 10 year felony for rioting just added icing to the cake.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[SpookM14]

52

hard to believe she is 52 and has a litter of kids

I'd still pound that like a retard with a drum

 

[hermosabeach]

Anyone know her from ESPN?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[MarinePMI]

ROTFLMAO...The "criminals" label is right on...say hello to the rez...

 

[Veer_G]

Let me guess the hunter could shoot dimes at a thousand and his dad was a Green Beret? Cheers Sirhr

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[168BTHPM]

 

[bogeybrown]

Man that's brilliant! I am always seeking a new method of delivering fried eggs to my arteries. I'm going to have to try this with some manner of spicy sausage, and the missus will laugh her ass off.

 

[Tucker301]

Last Summer, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

 

[Veer_G]

Courtesy of Imgur, I give you "The Poop Knife."

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[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[DavidK]

rofl!!!!!!!!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[oneshot86]

now thats funny

 

[TripleBull]

I got a genuine ROFL. And Trump had to ask an advisor for a rubles to bucks conversion. I betcha 5 bucks Putin shorted him

 

[Major Wader]

How the actual fuck did he miss ? You could have hit the deer
with a fkn tire iron from there ... Very unlucky rabbit , laughed my
ass off , thank you !

Story was that his son dropped the rifle and didn't tell him that it happened.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

Is it me.... or did no one react to shots being fired and 2 guys getting shot.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfsOgarSc-Q



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[hermosabeach]

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Kinda Like Ken Block and Gymkhana except on 2 wheels

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Guest]

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Kinda Like Ken Block and Gymkhana except on 2 wheels

Ohhhhh Mercy. That was like opium !!!

Could have jumped that thing out to the parking lot.

 

[168BTHPM]

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[tnichols]

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Kinda Like Ken Block and Gymkhana except on 2 wheels

Agreed. Makes my pod shrivel just watching it. I’m getting old.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

Too big to post here but worth a read? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/hilarious-story-about-a-contractors-job-from-hell/85556668/

 

[GBMaryland]

I want that receiver, its pretty funny

 

[J!m]

Man I wish it was. We use to have like a scared straight program back in 97-98. Our Superior Court Judge at that time would bring troubled youth in for a tour. I only know of 2 of them kids that chose to make bad decisions a career. The liability is just to great anymore. We always say, there's only so many people who really know what happens behind the walls and those are those that work there. That's a shame. You can tell people all day long about it, but like so many other things, it's just one of those environments you have to see to fully believe just how FUCKED UP SO MANY PEOPLE ARE. The numbers are staggering and the level of fuckedupness is staggering.

My dad gave me a tour of a cell early on. Honestly I think it may have helped to keep me out of one as I got older...

 

[SuckitTrebek]

She buys her own cars, and in the last 43 years, I have learned the secret of a good relationship, is to do what your told, and not have an opinion on anything she chooses to do. The Prius is a fine automobile, well built, reasonable ride, and when she's not driving, up to 55 mpg. Would I buy one............No! But, again after two divorces, I just smile and hope she's happy, I'll just keep my (asshole) opinions to myself, let her drive what she wants.

That totally sounds like exactly the opposite of what young men coming up should do with their women.

Then I suppose men should thank their women for only taking half when they leave? hahahahah

And it keeps getting better. hahaha two divorces.........after two divorces you may realize that maybe marriage just ain't in the cards for you.

It's like burning your hand on the barrel of a hot SAW........you only do that shit once to learn your lesson.

 

[J!m]

HEY! Madagascar is pretty nice...

 

[missed]

I want that receiver, its pretty funny

My daughter saw that, she wants the unicorn on her AR.