Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[168BTHPM]

I beg to differ, some of those countries are not shitholes, they are just shit because they are too lazy to dig the hole.

 

[TripleBull]

So I was at our local town hall meeting when one of the big wig liberals started whining about Trump saying shithole. During a lull in the conversation, I dropped one of my favorite one-liners and sat back to enjoy the confusion, as the libtard couldn't figure out if I was making fun of him or joining in the Trump-bashathon. Oh, the one liner is:

"Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

 

[1J04]

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[oneshot86]

that sucker popped up like it was on remote control

 

[Threadcutter308]

Thank you sir, may I please have another ?

 

[1J04]

Nom Nom Nom.

 

[GBMaryland]

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My daughter saw that, she wants the unicorn on her AR.

I just had this hand guard set made....

the other side says “Shoot ‘em in the dark.”

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hermosa....

Here's the original. Still cracks me up!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I think this has been posted before... but its hilarious!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Veer_G]

Bob Nelson, for those of you who aren't old enough to have been born under a Whig administration ...

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[bogeybrown]

Too big to post here but worth a read? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/hilarious-story-about-a-contractors-job-from-hell/85556668/

Man that was funny. I'm going to be chuckling for a while and saved it to pass on to a couple of carpenter buddies. Epic

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[bogeybrown]

Bob Nelson, for those of you who aren't old enough to have been born under a Whig administration ...

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Thanks for digging those out. To this day I still make reference to those bits, but depressingly few of my peers remember them. Up until she died a few years ago my mother would remind me of some of his routines and reminisce about how much the whole family would crack up to Bob Nelson. He was a hugely funny guy that didn't have the success of some of his much less talented cohorts from that era.

 

[P-Squared]

Don't let him look at his 'watch'

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[mrbig]

if I did this right it will start where he is talking about that,,3:00 minutes in or so,

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[Flyingbullseye]

Exactly why we need to remove warning labels on everything. The natural course of events will fix natures mistakes.

 

[missed]

Man that was funny. I'm going to be chuckling for a while and saved it to pass on to a couple of carpenter buddies. Epic

Yep been there! I had two clients in socal (I was an electrical contractor at the time) one guy a day trader (lost $450M during the 9/11 market crash) but that was just lost profit for the year......

Money was nothing to these people. Frickin insane the amount of money they would throw at something, especially just to fix a problem it or make it go away. The day trader was bent when I moved to Texas, I flew from our local airport back to socal multiple times on his Gulfstream to take care of stuff on his house and business property. I couldn't imagine how much the ride on the Gulfstream cost let alone what I charged him for the day rate.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[TripleBull]

That reminded me of my first Mexican Cartwheel.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

You know who you are...

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

Foul Mike's Been Uh Drink'n Agin.

 

[1J04]

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[1J04]

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[Dirty D]

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[Dirty D]

 

[1J04]

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Moo Ron. Copy Paste Jimmy. Funny thing is I was gonna put that up also along with Golden Hump Hump Girl. Glad I didn't. It's stupid.

 

[sirhrmechanic]