Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[WATERWALKER]

That totally sounds like exactly the opposite of what young men coming up should do with their women.

Then I suppose men should thank their women for only taking half when they leave? hahahahah

And it keeps getting better. hahaha two divorces.........after two divorces you may realize that maybe marriage just ain't in the cards for you.

It's like burning your hand on the barrel of a hot SAW........you only do that shit once to learn your lesson.

***Before anyone calls bullshit, this is definitely one of those things you can’t make up.***

As for the SAW thing, not true. I knew a dumbass Sergeant in the FMF that reached down to help one of his squad members up by picking up his SAW, - barrel first! Mind you, this was during a live fire exercise immediately after firing LOTS of rounds. So, his eyes light up & understandably he grabs his hand & screams. What does this dumbass do next? Like, literally 1.5 seconds later, he picks up the same SAW w/ the other hand. Same results. The fucking guy completed the field op w/ both his hands wrapped in gauze. There was a lot of shit talking & snarky comments made that week that we’re all at that guy’s expense.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You are welcome kriller134

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[1J04]

Why the hell isn't he finger painting?

 

[Dirty D]

Sirhr you are a dirty rat bastard, I hope the ghost of Glen Campbell tea bags your dreams tonight!

 

[Slash0311]

But the big question is...

"what would you do for a Klondike bar"?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[tnichols]

Im hoping a pastrami on a lightly toasted onion roll with Swiss and a spicy deli mustard.

 

[hermosabeach]

Better song to get stuck in your head

 

[hermosabeach]

Not sure about this....

 

[MarinePMI]

***Before anyone calls bullshit, this is definitely one of those things you can’t make up.***

As for the SAW thing, not true. I knew a dumbass Sergeant in the FMF that reached down to help one of his squad members up by picking up his SAW, - barrel first! Mind you, this was during a live fire exercise immediately after firing LOTS of rounds. So, his eyes light up & understandably he grabs his hand & screams. What does this dumbass do next? Like, literally 1.5 seconds later, he picks up the same SAW w/ the other hand. Same results. The fucking guy completed the field op w/ both his hands wrapped in gauze. There was a lot of shit talking & snarky comments made that week that we’re all at that guy’s expense.

LOL! Yeah, my old a-gunner has a nice long scar across both forearms from crossing in front of me with his rifle in a fighting hole, as I picked up the SAW and moved from the left side of the parapit to the right. I can still here the sizzle and smell the burning hair. He never crossed in front of me again (I told him "When I'm hot on this bitch, I OWN the parapit. You move around behind me, not the other way around.")

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[missed]

Nice! I have one of the peet boot dryers it's great.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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[Barneybdb]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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That's awesome to see. It's like the dog completely understands what the fish needs

 

[sirhrmechanic]

As soon as I read "Jim..." I thought that this meme is made for 1J04 ....

Here ya go, Jimmy!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[MtnCreek]

"Safety vest"

Asshole.

 

[2ndamendfan]

Foul Mike's Been Uh Drink'n Agin.

I have been drunk but never that drunk before (at least no video proof).

 

[1J04]

As soon as I read "Jim..." I thought that this meme is made for 1J04 ....

Here ya go, Jimmy!

Cheers,

Sirhr

lmfao I'm reading this meme and cracking up and then get to "Jim" and my eyes start to water up a bit. Then your comment. So damn funny. Thanks for the ha ha buddy.

 

[1J04]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

Regretful Love

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[oneshot86]

damn

 

[MarinePMI]

I'll second that. Damn!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Hookturnr]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[missed]

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Awesome. I want to find one of those bells somewhere!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Awesome. I want to find one of those bells somewhere!

The bells thing is HILARIOUS... because we had those when I was in HS... and someone did exactly that, but on the wall directly. (For the record... it was not me, regretfully.) After it reappeared too many times to count... the Bell went away, replaced by some kind of buzzer through the PA system. Awesome!!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[MarinePMI]

@1J04 , Yep, that's me too. Currently dealing with this flu virus going around. It's a nasty one this year...

 

[1J04]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-54-best-animated-gifs-of-2012?utm_term=.jtQD6jBy7#762684

 

[1J04]

@1J04 , Yep, that's me too. Currently dealing with this flu virus going around. It's a nasty one this year...

Sorry to hear that my friend. We only got a few isolated cases so far. I'm certain we'll get the full monty before ya know it. Stay hydrated and get your rest my man. My deal today is self induced. A very old friend showed up outta the blue yesterday. Bunch of us were up a tad late, or early. Depends on how ya wanna look at it I guess.

Wish ya well!!!