Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Kill the wabbit.The action starts around 1:50

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One of my favorite Friday night watches. Sit back, relax and sip a glass of Basil Hayden.

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One of my favorite Friday night watches. Sit back, relax and sip a glass of Basil Hayden.

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I remember some of those scenes. I worked the inauguration again this year. Listening to the radio as the riot squads moved out was great. Then finding out everyone charged was charged with a 10 year felony for rioting just added icing to the cake.
 
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Last Summer, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
 
Courtesy of Imgur, I give you "The Poop Knife."

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Man I wish it was. We use to have like a scared straight program back in 97-98. Our Superior Court Judge at that time would bring troubled youth in for a tour. I only know of 2 of them kids that chose to make bad decisions a career. The liability is just to great anymore. We always say, there's only so many people who really know what happens behind the walls and those are those that work there. That's a shame. You can tell people all day long about it, but like so many other things, it's just one of those environments you have to see to fully believe just how FUCKED UP SO MANY PEOPLE ARE. The numbers are staggering and the level of fuckedupness is staggering. :cool:

My dad gave me a tour of a cell early on. Honestly I think it may have helped to keep me out of one as I got older...
 
So I was at our local town hall meeting when one of the big wig liberals started whining about Trump saying shithole. During a lull in the conversation, I dropped one of my favorite one-liners and sat back to enjoy the confusion, as the libtard couldn't figure out if I was making fun of him or joining in the Trump-bashathon. Oh, the one liner is:

"Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
 
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