Been times I wished. They’ve got some Booners out there, but alas, no hunting allowed.
That’s not how I search for memes (the universe just brings them to me), that’s how I attract all of your moms.
That how you look every time you tap your foot in a bathroom stall
In college I had to go observe primates at the local zoo for an Anthropology class. At the Eureka CA zoo Bill the chimp was a LEGENDARY poo flinger, I observed from just beyond flinging range as 2 little shitheads made chimp noises and got Bill good and worked up and Bill hit one of them on the side of the face with a relatively fresh and squishy one and better yet Bill nailed the shithead mom that wasn’t controlling her kids at all.
So you sleep face down?…Yeah, doubtful................
If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouthYeah, doubtful................
“Mmm, tastes like fomunda cheese and loneliness”If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouth
That’s so nice of your mom to hold your bike
If you know how to spell it…"FRUMUNDA".....
Jeebuz, do I have to do everything around here ?
