Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- motivational pictures
That kid is a future Marine...
Last edited:
I've seen it happen. Apparently, "ordering a pizza" with LE is code for "Send Help immediately but I can't say 'Send help immediately' because they're listening."
Sort of like when we refer to a certain ethnicity as "Amish."
If they are amish, do you order a bucket of fried chicken?
That’s not how I search for memes (the universe just brings them to me), that’s how I attract all of your moms.
That how you look every time you tap your foot in a bathroom stall
In college I had to go observe primates at the local zoo for an Anthropology class. At the Eureka CA zoo Bill the chimp was a LEGENDARY poo flinger, I observed from just beyond flinging range as 2 little shitheads made chimp noises and got Bill good and worked up and Bill hit one of them on the side of the face with a relatively fresh and squishy one and better yet Bill nailed the shithead mom that wasn’t controlling her kids at all.
It was a good day!
So you sleep face down?…Yeah, doubtful................
If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouthYeah, doubtful................
“Mmm, tastes like fomunda cheese and loneliness”If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouth
That’s so nice of your mom to hold your bike
If you know how to spell it…"FRUMUNDA".....
Jeebuz, do I have to do everything around here ?
Fag
Actual footage of Turdcutter308 after he realizes the cab fare I gave him is actually adult diaper coupons.
I’m not sayin Turdcutter308 rode the short bus but they made this speshully for him.
Why would I wash my ghost dick? You can’t even jack off with ghost hands
And a little crusty in the undercarriage…
Just realized this didn’t have the old dodge post above quoted lol
Just realized this didn’t have the old dodge post above quoted lol
Last edited:
looks like a Sable colored Ferret, and that is what they do when they get a bit worked up
had one for 6 yrs, best pet ever,
