Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Barneybdb]

Is that him????

 

[Anb618]

COOK COUNTY FOREST PRESERVE DEER?

Been times I wished. They’ve got some Booners out there, but alas, no hunting allowed.
The western/central bits of Northern IL have some excellent deer hunting. It’s no Pike County, but we do quite well.
This guy was all over my property a few years ago. Life had me miss a few opportunities (Halloween weekend had him 12 yards up-wind from my favorite bow stand multiple times, if I hadn’t been out Trick or Treating with the kids), and a neighbor tagged him during early season the following year.

 

[carbonbased]

I think this guy is a guy on this forum…showing us how he searches for memes

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

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[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[brianf]

If a woman is at home and she's getting smacked around, she calls 911 and orders a pizza. The dispatcher gets all her info, address, etc., and then the cops show up.

Never heard of that before.
Is that a “training thing” or just something that has been passed on

 

[Mike Casselton]

That kid is a future Marine...

 

[Fx51LP308]

Never heard of that before.
Is that a “training thing” or just something that has been passed on

I've seen it happen. Apparently, "ordering a pizza" with LE is code for "Send Help immediately but I can't say 'Send help immediately' because they're listening."

Sort of like when we refer to a certain ethnicity as "Amish."

 

[Jscb1b]

If they are amish, do you order a bucket of fried chicken?

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Maple One]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[MRiles]

 

[Dirty D]

I think this guy is a guy on this forum…showing us how he searches for memes

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That’s not how I search for memes (the universe just brings them to me), that’s how I attract all of your moms.

 

[MRiles]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[timesublime]

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Hanoi air force museum?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Turdcutter308…

 

[akmike47]

Turdcutter308…
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That how you look every time you tap your foot in a bathroom stall

 

[Dirty D]

That how you look every time you tap your foot in a bathroom stall

 

[akmike47]

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[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[MadDuner]

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Looks safe!

 

[Dirty D]

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In college I had to go observe primates at the local zoo for an Anthropology class. At the Eureka CA zoo Bill the chimp was a LEGENDARY poo flinger, I observed from just beyond flinging range as 2 little shitheads made chimp noises and got Bill good and worked up and Bill hit one of them on the side of the face with a relatively fresh and squishy one and better yet Bill nailed the shithead mom that wasn’t controlling her kids at all.
It was a good day!

 

[Threadcutter308]

Turdcutter308…
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Yeah, doubtful................

 

[Dirty D]

Yeah, doubtful................

So you sleep face down?…

 

[akmike47]

Yeah, doubtful................

If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouth

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Threadcutter308]

So you sleep face down?…

 

[Dirty D]

If I die before you enjoy waking up with a weird taste in your mouth

“Mmm, tastes like fomunda cheese and loneliness”

 

[Dirty D]

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That’s so nice of your mom to hold your bike

 

[Dirty D]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Threadcutter308]

“Mmm, tastes like fomunda cheese and loneliness”

"FRUMUNDA".....

Jeebuz, do I have to do everything around here ?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

"FRUMUNDA".....

Jeebuz, do I have to do everything around here ?

If you know how to spell it…





Fag

 

[Dirty D]

Actual footage of Turdcutter308 after he realizes the cab fare I gave him is actually adult diaper coupons.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

I’m not sayin Turdcutter308 rode the short bus but they made this speshully for him.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Bullfrog08]

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In-der-pen-dance