New food argument thread(Cornbread)

[wvfarrier]

Cornbread with soup beans
Corn Cake for breakfast, with cranberries or raspberries baked in it

 

[Solidsnake85]

Buttermilk cornbread in cast iron. Fried taters. Soup beans and salmon patties with a big onion sliced. Bonus with killed lettuce and onions. How many knows what that is?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Growing up in the south, with a hillbilly for a mother, I've never had soup beans.

So, I gotta ask:

What in the ever lovin fuck are "soup beans"?

I've had pinto beans, black beans, kidney beans, pole beans, 13 bean soup, beans in my soup, beans in my stew, beans with ham hocks, refried beans, garbanzo beans, beans in my chili (yes, they belong there), and a host of other types.
I still have never heard of "soup beans".

Help a brother out.

 

[Ronws]

I have had three-bean salad. Next day, co-workers had a tough time.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I have had three-bean salad. Next day, co-workers had a tough time.

That's what you get for having co-workers.
Or, is it that's what they get for having you as a co-worker?

I love cornbread. It's even better with cheese and jalapeños.
A little bacon ain't gonna hurt it none either.
Yes, it still gets slathered with real butter, not that yellow vinyl shit.

 

[The D]

I bet pineapple in cornbread is wicked good!!!

Sirhr

Or a pineapple upside down cornbread!

 

[LuckyLuke80]

Growing up in the south, with a hillbilly for a mother, I've never had soup beans.

So, I gotta ask:

What in the ever lovin fuck are "soup beans"?

I've had pinto beans, black beans, kidney beans, pole beans, 13 bean soup, beans in my soup, beans in my stew, beans with ham hocks, refried beans, garbanzo beans, beans in my chili (yes, they belong there), and a host of other types.
I still have never heard of "soup beans".

Help a brother out.

Soup beans are a thick, stew-like Appalachian dish of tender, smoky beans traditionally made with pintos but can be made with any dried bean. A main course in the Southern US, it's often served with cornbread, greens, and pickled relish. For extra flavor, it can include cured pork like bacon, side meat, or bacon grease. Some add hot sauce, peanut butter, or yellow mustard

 

[LeftyJason]

Since this is a food argument thread, I decided to add it to its siblings. Legendary #196 updated.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Soup beans are a thick, stew-like Appalachian dish of tender, smoky beans traditionally made with pintos but can be made with any dried bean. A main course in the Southern US, it's often served with cornbread, greens, and pickled relish. For extra flavor, it can include cured pork like bacon, side meat, or bacon grease. Some add hot sauce, peanut butter, or yellow mustard

Pinto beans?
If so, we just called it beans and cornbread.
Smoked ham hocks were the normal addition, but if that wasn't available, Mom used leftover ham and ham bone and maybe supplemented it with a bit of bacon while they cooked.
I always hated greens, unless it was spinach.

Hot sauce wasn't on Mom's table, but it's a staple in my house.

 

[akmike47]

Pinto beans?
If so, we just called it beans and cornbread.
Smoked ham hocks were the normal addition, but if that wasn't available, Mom used leftover ham and ham bone and maybe supplemented it with a bit of bacon while they cooked.
I always hated greens, unless it was spinach.

Hot sauce wasn't on Mom's table, but it's a staple in my house.

Sausage is good in beans too if it’s all you got. Not that hotdog smooth grind eckrich bullshit either

 

[Ronws]

That's what you get for having co-workers.
Or, is it that's what they get for having you as a co-worker?

It's what they get and it gives them the desire to ask God what they did wrong and apologize.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Sugared up as hell or gtfoh

 

[akmike47]

Sugared up as hell or gtfoh

 

[roostercogburn98]

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[Darryle]

Some of y'all have never had pig knuckle or pigs feet in your beans and it shows, probably never had poke salad either, savages

 

[akmike47]

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I’m going to tape it to my boot and feed it to you through your asshole at high velocity

 

[akmike47]

Some of y'all have never had pig knuckle or pigs feet in your beans and it shows, probably never had poke salad either, savages

Most green leafy stuff is shitty tasting, spinach in stuff is good though

 

[roostercogburn98]

Some of y'all have never had pig knuckle or pigs feet in your beans and it shows, probably never had poke salad either, savages

Poke salad stinks to high heaven

Spent many days picking it with grandma on the side of some barely there national forest access road in Arkansas. Still refuse to eat it to this day

 

[roostercogburn98]

I’m going to tape it to my boot and feed it to you through your asshole at high velocity

At least butter it up first

 

[akmike47]

At least butter it up first

I’m not wasting butter on your sugar bs

 

[Im2bent]

There’s zero reason to use a mix it’s 3 dry ingredients.

Cornbread also shouldn’t be full of flour, that’s yankee BS. Cornbread should be corn meal and it should crumble

 

[Ex E6]

Hush Puppies ,cornbread and Tortilla's are for sissy's . Man up and get some REAL Cholesterol

 

[roostercogburn98]

Hush Puppies ,cornbread and Tortilla's are for sissy's . Man up and get some REAL Cholesterol

Raw mayonnaise just doesn’t do it for me

 

[akmike47]

Raw mayonnaise just doesn’t do it for me

I heard you say it’s a close second to jizz though

 

[akmike47]

Hush Puppies ,cornbread and Tortilla's are for sissy's . Man up and get some REAL Cholesterol

You must be eating shitty tortillas

 

[roostercogburn98]

I heard you say it’s a close second to jizz though

Better double check your may jar, I think your about empty on another one

 

[Ex E6]

Raw mayonnaise just doesn’t do it for me

Again man up ,don't fool around with a petty belly ache , get the real deal Botulism !. IT will cure what ails you guaranteed

 

[roostercogburn98]

Again man up ,don't fool around with a petty belly ache , get the real deal Botulism !. IT will cure what ails you guaranteed

So go eat some tainted hay is what your saying

 

[The D]

I heard you say it’s a close second to jizz though

All of the emotional attachment, half the calories

 

[Big Phish]

I’m going to tape it to my boot and feed it to you through your asshole at high velocity

Don't you realized you're gonna have to clean off that mess on your boots when it's all said and done with right? boot licker much?

 

[akmike47]

Don't you realized you're gonna have to clean off that mess on your boots when it's all said and done with right? boot licker much?

You had already called dibs on that

 

[Big Phish]

Most green leafy stuff is shitty tasting, spinach in stuff is good though

I'll let the dog tell me if it's any good. Anything flat n green has never passed the test for them ever.

 

[The D]

Don't you realized you're gonna have to clean off that mess on your boots when it's all said and done with right? boot licker much?

Nah, dry-ass cornbread doesn’t stick to anything

 

[doubloon]

You haven’t lived until you add some maple syrup to cornbread….

Then again, I’m a Yankee (and not the New York kind)

A long time ago, on a shift job where "lunch" happened around 3-4 AM and lunch was often breakfast in the company cafeteria ...

My fork paused mid-air dripping over easy with a bite of sausage as I watched in stunned silence while the FNG started pOUrIng sugar into his grits. He said that's the way everybody eats grits where he's from ... some god forsaken place north of the Mason Dixon line.

To @kalashnikev 's point you do find the sweet stuff down south but where I'm from we differentiate corn "muffins" from cornbread and we like our cornbread unsweetened with bits of corn and jalapenos, the bits of corn add just a touch of sweetness.

 

[LuckyLuke80]

Pinto beans?
If so, we just called it beans and cornbread.
Smoked ham hocks were the normal addition, but if that wasn't available, Mom used leftover ham and ham bone and maybe supplemented it with a bit of bacon while they cooked.
I always hated greens, unless it was spinach.

Hot sauce wasn't on Mom's table, but it's a staple in my house.

Exactly how my mom made them. As a kid I remember sitting around the table sorting dried pinto beans and pulling out the bad ones. That description I sent was copied and pasted off of google. We just called them beans my whole life.

 

[Makinchips208]

Most green leafy stuff is shitty tasting, spinach in stuff is good though

The BEST greens ever invented, are beet greens, fresh from the garden.

 

[Big Phish]

You had already called dibs on that

Naw its your mess i am not gonna be your mother! LOl Good thing I'm far away from smelling that foot in the ass smell.

 

[Big Phish]

Nah, dry-ass cornbread doesn’t stick to anything

Not if you put in a paper bag and duct tape it.

 

[akmike47]

Naw its your mess i am not gonna be your mother! LOl Good thing I'm far away from smelling that foot in the ass smell.

Leave my mother out of this, she stopped whoring 6 years ago. If so I’ll leave “this” out of your mother.

 

[Son of Dorn]

So was ie BBQ pulled pork or Mexican?

BBQ.

 

[Big Phish]

Leave my mother out of this, she stopped whoring 6 years ago. If so I’ll leave “this” out of your mother.

Thats what my dad said to my mother aand a tea cup went flying across the room missed him about 4”. They got divorced right agter that but i was already heading to useless college at the time. That oh shit moment. Mom gone now but im still bitter at her tho.

 

[Im2bent]

If your not greasing your cast iron with bacon fat and preheating the shit out of it before pouring your sweetened cornbread mix into it you're a piker.

 

[akmike47]

If your not greasing your cast iron with bacon fat and preheating the shit out of it before pouring your sweetened cornbread mix into it you're a piker.

You’re sweet enough without sugar in your cornbread twinkle toes

 

[LuckyLuke80]

So, is the next food argument going to be whether or not the shaker bottles of Parmesan cheese is real cheese or not?

 

[Big Phish]

So, is the next food argument going to be whether or not the shaker bottles of Parmesan cheese is real cheese or not?

Fake cheese but still make things tasty.

 

[Pharmseller]

You didn’t specify what kind of boy.




P

 

[schmi015]

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fucking criminal

 

[whatsupdoc]

I have seen images of some of the food guys on the hide eat and yea sorry I am not hungry.

 

[375fan]

Some of y'all have never had pig knuckle or pigs feet in your beans and it shows, probably never had poke salad either, savages

Remember my parents having/making pickled pigs feet. I wasn't all that enamored with it.

 

[theLBC]

Buttermilk cornbread in cast iron. Fried taters. Soup beans and salmon patties with a big onion sliced. Bonus with killed lettuce and onions. How many knows what that is?

never had that, but we used to have spinach salad with warm bacon dressing.