Our stupid stupid future voters.

Obviously these people are just actors. You can see how hard it is to act so dumb. In reality they are working for NASA on the oxygen recycling systems for the Mars Transit Habitat. They're just earning a few extra bucks to pay down their MIT student loans.
 
Every governmental agency is filled to the brim with these retards. Wait until you are old and get sick. You'll have some fuck head affermative action doctor that doesn't know the difference between a butthole and a ball sack.

Paging Dr. Kavorkian...
 
Guaran fucking tee you most of these idiots paid $150K for a college education too. Of course their degree is in Basket Weaving, Eskimo Studies, African Tribal Studies or some othe useless degree.
 
Sorry to say this video could be real... personal experience tells me so:

My wife has a great nephew thrice removed; he was 28 years old when he asked me this and HE WAS SERIOUS--"I'm playing a Vietnam War 'RPG' and have to choose a side; should I be the Germans, Japanese, or the English? Who won that war?" This, coming from a guy discharged prematurely from the US Navy (honorably or not, I dunno).

The second example is just as sad. VERY old family friends wanted my wife to teach their two granddaughters how to bake cookies (as an Xmas tradition). Here's the conversation I remember:

my wife: first, cut 1/4 stick of butter and grease that cookie sheet
20-year old: how much is a quarter stick?
her 18-year old sister: lemme get my phone, it'll tell me
their grandmother: WHAT!?
my wife: whaddya mean, "how much is a quarter stick?"
18-yr old: just what she said, doesn't the question make sense to you?
20-yr old: Yeah. I'll repeat it slowly--how much is a quarter stick?
my wife: you mean you don't know what a quarter is?
18-yr old: you mean like 25 cents? what's that got to do with butter?
me: HUH? no, like a quarter of anything... where is the big hand on a clock when I refer to a quarter past the hour?
20-yr old: hell, I don't need to know that. The clock tells me precisely; I can count.
18-yr old: oh, you're one of those who ridicules us for not knowing math; we don't need to know math, we've got this far without it.

It was a sad and amazin' epiphany; a sorry "Christmas present" for their grandma... and both are true stories, I swear.
 
A&W’s 1/3 lb burger failed because customers thought the 1/4 lb burger was bigger. 4 is bigger than 3.

This is why Biden is in the White House
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Oregon schools are no longer requiring reading and math as standards for graduation which is only feeding the American crisis of under-education leading to future incarceration ...