Oh boy!!!
Got home late from post Thanksgiving meal over at my cousin’s place.
Piles of folks. Plenty of snacks and leftovers, pile of wine, beer, and booze.
(Read, fuel for purpose of this thread).
Yesterday I received a lovely well wishing from a friend that ended with “Happy Thanksgiving and a fin shit tomorrow”.
HOLY CRAP!!!!
Awakened at about 6 and wondered what smelled so bad…..
Then felt another fart brewing and let it rip and shortly after knew what was so aggravating to my olfactory.
A little rumbling and realized it was time to get on the shuffle to the thrown.
Big drop. I mean, all the things we wish we had. Girth, length, firm.
Serious drop on a couple monsters.
Realized shortly that there was more to happen, so grabbed a magazine and started reading a story about fishing for arctic grayling on a fly rod on a small back country stream in AK.
Couple pages in and here it comes!!!!
Like a video of a flash flood in the small canyons of Utah and AZ, a dizzying deluge of brown sludgy liquid came down the pipe with an alarming and destructive force.
After 3-4 waves of this, I took a gander past my shriveled Little Smoky and was aghast at the volume filling the bowl.
I knew I had to flush or face serious risk of back-up and overflow once I finished. I expected there to be significant paper product, as one gets a sense this was no ordinary clean-up procedure.
Double checked the plunger was in place just in case I miscalculated and we had already passed the critical “mass overload” stage.
Flushed and took it no problem. Impressed with both toilet and sewer pipes to be honest n
2 more rounds of significant evac, easier clean up than expected, and another flush and I was done.
All of this occurred in the small basement crapper at my parent’s house.
Literally a toilet under the stairs off the basement laundry room. Soap on the utility sink for washing your hands.
Stench was solid, but no paint bubbling noted, so a little sad I couldnt add that to my over all score.
Giving it an 8.5/10 over all.
With an F for Flush for the mandatory mid pooh flush to avoid the overflow and plunger.
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