Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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You do realize that the Marines are Department of the Navy right? The Men's Department, that is.
A PFC and a 2nd Lieutenant are both in the head taking a leak and the PFC finishes first. Buttons up his pants and heads for the door. 2nd Lieutenant stops him and says "in OCS we were taught that gentlemen wash their hands after using the restroom". The PFC looks at him and says "well sir, in Boot Camp they teach us not to piss on ourselves"
I thought they were the ones with no homosexual experience...but willing to learn.
And they pixelated out the Navy lanyard around his neck
Yes I do.
But those that can't make it to the Navy they are found in the Marines and it's just a saying like "Anchor clanker", "Jarhead", Wingnut and on and on
^^^ That took me a second. Then I LOL'd!
Well done, Barney! Well done!
Sirhr
Well done, Barney! Well done!
Sirhr
That's the hardest I have laughed in a long while !
Thanks .
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Pretty sure he means feed her and take care of her.
What the hell are YOU doing with farm animals?
?
With sheep no less. Ewww= ewe
Pretty sure she could pull a train.
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