You're slower than the rest of us ?......................
Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Get your own cyber glory hole bitch, 1J is mine!
In his 30ish years with his PD one of my brothers made a habit of pulling over every new ice cream truck driver he saw, he has sent 6 sex offenders back to prison. ?
I told you to stay off my parents Facebook page
So.... should I unfriend your mother-aunt-cousin? Your uncle-dad-brother? Or both of them?
They say an Arkansas virgin is a girl who runs faster than her brothers....
And you know how a Maine girl turns on the light after sex? Opens the truck door.
Sirhr
Dang y’all are on a roll tonight. I was worried a few posts ago. Piss Dirty D off, and no telling what you won’t be able to unsee. I’m all out of eye bleach with this BS going on, so y’all help keep me seeing clearly here!
What does the 12 year old from West Virginia say during sex?
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Definition of a virgin in Tennessee - ugly 3rd grader
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Definition of a virgin in Tennessee - ugly 3rd grader
The kids are thinking “that should teach this bitch to pass out drunk around us”
Geezus Krist. Settle down Ladies. All this fighting over me is making me horny. Reminds me of work.......?
If I start screaming incoherently, does that make me more attractive ? Do I have a better chance ?
I personally prefer a more "muffled" noise thru duct tape for example....
No but your purty mouth does.If I start screaming incoherently, does that make me more attractive ? Do I have a better chance ?
A woman was in a coma and she had been for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma". The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work.
He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heartbeat, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room.
"What happened?" they cried. The husband said "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma". The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work.
He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heartbeat, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room.
"What happened?" they cried. The husband said "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
My mother in law has weekly lessons with the Devil on how to be more evil.
I don't know how much he's paying her.
I don't know how much he's paying her.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full....
Full....
My mother also had weekly evil lessons, Only difference is she was the one giving the lessons.....and the devil was very afraid.
It's early where you are, isn't it.
That was the original joke. The devil is paying for the lesson
Ima change that joke to my ex- wife when my kid aint around.
Her mom is an idiot, but only slightly evil.
Her mom is an idiot, but only slightly evil.
Two guys were going to work and were walking to the bus stop, when they came upon a dog at the corner licking his dick and the one looked at the other and said "Don't you wish you could do that?" his friend answered "Yes, but I think he'd bite".
What does pussy taste like in an old folks home? DEPENDS
What does pussy taste like in an old folks home? DEPENDS
that's probably the first hiney pic of Jacqueline Kennedy that I've ever seen.
Never knew that, I have said for years (not on this forum, I am pretty new but on the one other I visit) on what an evil flying c-word (not sure the level of words allowed here...but with boobies I would figure it is pretty much good) she is.
I start but always end up with the delete key pressed for about a minute....even at 54 and her being dead 10+ years now it is still too painful....too many emotions, and anger is usually in there somewhere.
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