Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Okay, which one of you fuckers is driving this around?
A young man graduated from HS.
Dad told him it was time he find his way in life, son moves to Fla. for a couple of years and comes back home to show the family his new GF.
They all are nice to her and seem to like the girl.
The son has dad in the backyard and son tells his dad "she's still a virgin, dad"
Dad replies " she's over 18 and wasn't good enough for her family why do you think she's good enough for ours"
Dad told him it was time he find his way in life, son moves to Fla. for a couple of years and comes back home to show the family his new GF.
They all are nice to her and seem to like the girl.
The son has dad in the backyard and son tells his dad "she's still a virgin, dad"
Dad replies " she's over 18 and wasn't good enough for her family why do you think she's good enough for ours"
I'm not sure if he was curing cancer, but he sure cured the covid.
Okay, which one of you fuckers is driving this around?
I don't know who that is but I want to file a lawsuit against him for CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. One of his stickers say something about "voting from the rooftops". He's appropriating from Asians and I take great offense to it. I am sure he has another sticker somewhere that says OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. Now I am going take this to the Supreme Court.
Fuck your feelings.I don't know who that is but I want to file a lawsuit against him for CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. One of his stickers say something about "voting from the rooftops". He's appropriating from Asians and I take great offense to it. I am surehe has another sticker that says OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. Now I am going take this to the Supreme Court.
I don't know who that is but I want to file a lawsuit against him for CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. One of his stickers say something about "voting from the rooftops". He's appropriating from Asians and I take great offense to it. I am sure he has another sticker somewhere that says OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. Now I am going take this to the Supreme Court.
I'll erect my cock in your dishonor then.
Actually, it was Eli Whitney whose 'engine' or 'gin' made cotton pay. Before the Cotton Gin, it took a slave 2 hours to produce a pound of cotton lint. Cotton was dying in the South because it was uneconomical to process. With the arrival of the Cotton Gin, a single person could process tons of cotton in a day. And suddenly the mills of Mass and NH and the United Kingdom had a cheap, renewable, durable fiber in unlimited quantities. Eli Whitney made Black Lives Matter... because until the early 1960's (the first picker was invented in the '20s, but was very inefficient and took a long time to mature.) So there was no machine that could pick cotton. It was almost all manual until about 1962. And automated pickers did not get widely adopted until the late '60s.
Sorry for the history lesson. It's a historian thing.
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Sirhr
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Hand them a bottle and they'll go die in a ditch while big green is gett'n er done.
I saw my first tractor powered cotton picker in 1955 while picking cotton by hand. A local farmer had bought a one row picker (red color) and came by to show it off. He picked two rows that were about ¼ mile long in ten minutes. This normally took a hand picker a half day. For a 500 pound bail of cotton, you needed 1200 to 1300 pounds of seed cotton. It took six people a day to pick a bail of seed cotton. That first powered picker would pick ten bails in a day with two people, one picking and one hauling. A mechanical picker would pay for itself most of the time in the first year.
The PC thought police have withdrawn Gone With the Wind from streaming in case anyone gets offended.
Considering it came out in 1936 and most of the people who've ever watched it have died of old age, probably a bit fucking late
Personally I preferred the Linda Lovelace version "Gone with the Windpipe"
Considering it came out in 1936 and most of the people who've ever watched it have died of old age, probably a bit fucking late
Personally I preferred the Linda Lovelace version "Gone with the Windpipe"
The PC thought police have withdrawn Gone With the Wind from streaming in case anyone gets offended.
Considering it came out in 1936 and most of the people who've ever watched it have died of old age, probably a bit fucking late
A black woman in Gone With the Wind was the first black woman to receive an Oscar. That is why it has been removed.
From Wikipedia:
Hattie McDaniel (June 10, 1893 – October 26, 1952) was an American actress, singer-songwriter, and comedian. She is best known for her role as "Mammy” in Gone with the Wind (1939), for which she won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, becoming the first African American to win an Oscar.
Sorry if I'm a bit slow off the line Semo, I hit the shine pretty hard last night(I can actually hear my pulse in my head at the moment), but wouldn't Hattie's oscar be a reason for the thought police to keep it playing?
They are the same OCD numpties who piss and moan about anyone who's ever worn blackface makeup, even when there was no malice in its wearing.
I'd be less surprised to see Tropic Thunder removed.
The 'Thought Police' don't think things through at all. Their FEELINGS rule their decisions. All they saw in Gone With the Wind was a time of slavery. I read a few minutes ago that Aunt Jemima was the first female black millionaire. The Thought Police are too busy seeing the black face on the syrup jar as a slave, to see that black face as a smart, wealthy, business woman.
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I just googled tha Aunt Jemima thing. Apparently that millionaire story is not true. But the Thought Police are still a bunch of nitwits.
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OK, I am slow today, now I see.
Thanks for clearing the fog for me
The same people who would see me as "woke" if I were to wear a Black Power or Brown Pride Tshirt, but would vilify me as a "racist" if I were to wear a Tshirt celebrating my Anglo-Celtic heritage.
The same ones who have tried, here in Australia, to have xmas carols and decorations in public schools banned so the Muslims don't get offended.
The Muslims I know, one a good mate, couldn't give at toss one way or the other.
Troublemaking virtue signallers.
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