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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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O.K., now for suggestions on how to interface the concept within the U.S.
Crossing-guard at masadra, sign-language translator at mosque, pole-dancer at hookah club, glow in the dark lingerie, ...
Moving around running helicopters is simple.
Do not approach from the front or rear.
Go directly to/from the door. Not at a 20° angle, not 45°, not even 10°. You go straight to the door and straight away from it until you are fully clear of the rotors. Also, don't look up at them because it can cause vertigo in some people.
$100 says that the snooty fuck was briefed but either didn't hear it because he was busy on tic tock, or he thought the rules didn't apply to him.
BTW, the story as written is contradictory as hell.
Did he get out and back into the rotor, or did he go back outside and then do it?
Typical shit journalism.
I couldn't waste any more time reading it so I just stopped.
Can we just fucking melt these people down and use them for cooking lard?
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Who would want their fries and Hush Puppies tasting of patchouli oil, hemp and failure?
Sirhr
Any blade strike is reason to ground
Seems to me you have a food privilege there.
"It's a spectrum, and it goes by degrees."
WTF???
Nope. It's a ratio and it goes by pounds and ounces vs height in feet and inches.
who ever picked this what ever it is to run the country it's a honorably mean joke and not funny despite all the gaffs it has created it's pathetic .
Now, in normal world, this would just be funny.
But in my world, I just got back from the hospital. I had some kind of weird seizure type thing. Went to the emergency room. They did a CT of my head and found a 2.5 cm mass in my brain. Probably cancer but who knows at this point.
I get back home and this was literally what was on my screen when I turned my computer back on. Pigs fucking. Fucking pigs fucking. I'm taking this as a good omen. Life is weird sometimes.
"What do we do with him now ?"...........
Very sorry to hear this. But if you're going to get a sign as weird as that, remember the wisdom of Hunter S. Thompson - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Be well, Sir.
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if you think someone is going to help you - BE THIS GUY.
Stupid is, stupid doesJust happened:
British Tourist Killed by Helicopter Rotor While "Trying to Take a Selfie" in Greece: Report
The 22-year-old allegedly walked directly into the tail rotor after disembarking from the helicopter.jalopnik.com
Lessee if this works...."What do we do with him now ?"...........
Best I can tell you guys is just enjoy the now legal smack and ride it out.
Yea, they will prescribe some decent opiates hoping to emotionally appease you.
Have a care about how you give them to yourself and stockpile the fuck out of them.
Never know when they may come in handy.
*something I read in a book, that one time.
Yea, they will prescribe some decent opiates hoping to emotionally appease you.
Have a care about how you give them to yourself and stockpile the fuck out of them.
Never know when they may come in handy.
*something I read in a book, that one time.
Honey Badger DO care! Awesome!"What do we do with him now ?"...........
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