On the subject of Badgers… been a while since we had any AFT.
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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The look on the pilot's face is sheer "Oh shit, she is dead... and I am going to be unemployed!"Stupid is, stupid does
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Sirhr
A pedophile and a small boy walk into the woods at night. It's windy and the trees are rustling, owls are hooting. The little boy is nervous and says to the pedophile, "I'm scared, can I hold your hand". The pedophile says "your scared?? I have to walk out of here alone".
Why Jesse? She was a great person.
The Alvord Desert is a good place to learn how to shoot in the wind
You drive a Toyota pick up so that negates everything.
Well it was made in Texas by non union labor so...
When I was down on the playa the other day I thought I heard steel ringing so I ran away...
She got her start on TV by sharing hosting duties of some 4WD show years ago. She actually broke her back while she was 4 wheeling for that show.
I have a video of her crash. Not much to see but a big cloud of dust. The radio traffic in the background is really hard to listen too...
Prayers work.
A week ago today I was in the ICU on seizure watch for the 2.5cm tumor in the upper left of my skull. Had a couple of MRIs to figure out exactly where the sucker was in my noggin.
Went into surgery Tuesday afternoon, they popped my skull open, took out the tumor, and stitched my head back up. Got up Weds morning and they were like, dude, looks good.
Sent me home Thursday.
Got a 6" gash across the top of my head, but other than that, feel fine.
Freeking amazing what they can do these days.
Thanks for the prayers.
If that was a honey badger and not a American badger this fucktard would be at the ER.
That kid is half crazy, tough, and maybe not hooked up quite right. However, he’s got big balls. At my age, I believe I’d skip the hands on monkey business and give that Badger a payload of 4 Buck out of an 1187."What do we do with him now ?"...........
Some of you guys are destroying this tread by turning it into a gay thread.
Go be gay somewhere else
Go be gay somewhere else
We were at a party and a buddies annoying as fuck girlfriend was bitching about sex dolls and how could a man prefer a piece of plastic to the real thing. She then visibly preened herself.
I decided it was time to enter the chat....
"You know they made the first talking sex doll 22 years ago? It was very realistic. The company made a couple hundred of them... One day they actually hope to sell one. "
I decided it was time to enter the chat....
"You know they made the first talking sex doll 22 years ago? It was very realistic. The company made a couple hundred of them... One day they actually hope to sell one. "
A couple drinks usually helps expressions of truth along. The solid ladies shrug in agreement and everyone has a laugh at the expense of the aging cock tease. It’s a lot of fun.
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