Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[1J04]

Slick Willy sticking his head in the Bush, "again".

 

[MRiles]

What do you call a black dog with a Filipino?

Lunch.

What do you call a Filipino with 2 black dogs?

Rancher.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Ah.... reminds me of one of my favorite punk rock bands of the '80s....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Another favorite...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Ah....AJ's PI story reminds me of one of my favorite punk rock bands of the '80s....

 

[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Dirty D]

That must be a 1J simulator, he got his entire fist in there.

Or Tucker just has really small hands.

 

[MtnCreek]

Jewish cave art.

 

[1J04]

That must be a 1J simulator, he got his entire fist in there.

Or Tucker just has really small hands.

Look closer. That's only a 4 finger dip up to the 3rd knuckle with the obligatory thumb stop deployed.

 

[Dirty D]

You're just being modest.

 

[1J04]

You're just being modest.

aka "The Dirty D Secret Handshake"? lmfao

Now back to the reloading room............

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Barneybdb]

So who's mailbox is this?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm gonna burn on the seventh ring of Dante's Inferno anyway... so I am asking that if anyone here is good at Photoshop... can you put a picture of a hand waving a Zagnut Bar in the frame? Because that would be epic. And she really looks like she could use a nice, tasty Zagnut.

 

[1J04]

I'm gonna burn on the seventh ring of Dante's Inferno anyway... so I am asking that if anyone here is good at Photoshop... can you put a picture of a hand waving a Zagnut Bar in the frame? Because that would be epic. And she really looks like she could use a nice, tasty Zagnut.

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I'd be highly tempted to work it in soft and let it get hard and listen to the bones crack. Please, no visuals.

Who's holding the gate now?

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[1J04]

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[1J04]

Pussy Fart?

 

[Tack425]

So who's mailbox is this?

its The Clinton Foundation mailbox

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

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Looks like his last love, Justin Beiber?, didn't work out. So ya, on to other meek men?

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[P-Squared]

Geez brother, you really want to sit at the head table, don't you..... What's worse than rat hair in pumpkin pie filling? Astronaut in your tuna.

 

[1J04]

lmfao Which brings us to the Challenger Problem. Last thing to go through her head? Ya, Challenger. Last thing she said to her husband. You feed the dog and I'll feed the fish.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm just waiting for someone to paste a Wehrmacht Flag on the top of a 2006 Dodge Challenger and call it General Rommel!!

Sirhr

 

[04JRB]

Is that Charles Manson in the lower right corner?

 

[MtnCreek]

No. You're seeing things. Go play Helter Skelter backwards 100 times and I'm sure the voices will go away.

 

[168BTHPM]

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[1J04]

 

[1J04]

If you're wondering where Tucker's at, he's hard at it in the Garden right now.

 

[168BTHPM]

She shitted herself, she shitted herself.

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[1J04]

 

[hermosabeach]

Two women are having coffee.

First woman (in confidential tone) "I'm going to have a boob job".

Second woman: "That's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached".

First woman: "Wow. I can't imagine your husband as a blonde

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]