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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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That must be a 1J simulator, he got his entire fist in there.
Or Tucker just has really small hands.
Look closer. That's only a 4 finger dip up to the 3rd knuckle with the obligatory thumb stop deployed.
I'm gonna burn on the seventh ring of Dante's Inferno anyway... so I am asking that if anyone here is good at Photoshop... can you put a picture of a hand waving a Zagnut Bar in the frame? Because that would be epic. And she really looks like she could use a nice, tasty Zagnut.
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I'd be highly tempted to work it in soft and let it get hard and listen to the bones crack. Please, no visuals.
Who's holding the gate now?
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Looks like his last love, Justin Beiber?, didn't work out. So ya, on to other meek men?
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lmfao Which brings us to the Challenger Problem. Last thing to go through her head? Ya, Challenger. Last thing she said to her husband. You feed the dog and I'll feed the fish.
I'm just waiting for someone to paste a Wehrmacht Flag on the top of a 2006 Dodge Challenger and call it General Rommel!!
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