Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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That's totally AWESOME!!!!! Live Gawd Dammit. We still do it, will continue to skinny dip, and I give zero fucks what it looks like. It's a blast and feels great !!
That's totally AWESOME!!!!! Live Gawd Dammit. We still do it, will continue to skinny dip, and I give zero fucks what it looks like. It's a blast and feels great !!
Dangerous thing to do down here as you know.
Too many things bite back
This is just so wrong on so many levels, but I can't stop laughing! I'm burnin right along side of you!
TMI there buddyThat's totally AWESOME!!!!! Live Gawd Dammit. We still do it, will continue to skinny dip, and I give zero fucks what it looks like. It's a blast and feels great !!
Snapple might be Right
Look at the LGBTQ community..... some of their members claim to be BI - that is - there are 2 genders- Male and Female- words have meanings... Bi means 2
^^^ "Forcing the dog and cat" === spanking the monkey === choking the chicken
As long as there is an alternates species involved, 1J04 is in the mix.
Bout cried. This has got to stop.......
Hmmm. They seem to have dropped that one in the memory hole. Here's a screenshot from their website (https://www.snapple.com/real-facts) showing that they "skipped" #933:
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Bout cried. This has got to stop.......
I'm beginning to think you have a "collection"........
Bout cried. This has got to stop.......
Is that ur knee and are u fapping?
A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor.
The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. "What is bothering you my son?" he asked. "Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike" he replied.
The elder said "If I may give you some advice you might get your bike back. Next Sunday preach on the 10 Commandments and when you get to 'Thou shall not steal' really emphasise it".
Well the next week they met again and the young pastor was once again riding his bike.
"Well " said the older one "I see my advice worked".
"Yes" the young pastor replied "I took your advice and preached on the 10 Commandments and when I got to 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I'd left my bike!"
The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. "What is bothering you my son?" he asked. "Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike" he replied.
The elder said "If I may give you some advice you might get your bike back. Next Sunday preach on the 10 Commandments and when you get to 'Thou shall not steal' really emphasise it".
Well the next week they met again and the young pastor was once again riding his bike.
"Well " said the older one "I see my advice worked".
"Yes" the young pastor replied "I took your advice and preached on the 10 Commandments and when I got to 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I'd left my bike!"
I have been in the FireService for 23yrs and a Paramedic for 5yrs before I was hired. I have been in our special operations division for the last 17yrs and been deployed to hurricanes and major disasters man made it natural. As most of us we see the worst of the worst.
I hadn’t seen this post before. I am hardened and not one to see posts that make me feel something.
With all that said this chokes me up a bit......
I k ow I went a long way for that joke but the dark humor and drinks get me through the day.
Thank you all for supporting my habit of checking this thread often and the guys under my command think I am 1 twisted mother fucker. You are all good company and now to our regularly scheduled programming.....
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?
Boy Scouts come home from camp
Boy Scouts come home from camp
Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
Because at 69 they blow a rod
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