How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little knotsies
In little knotsies
Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus
between this one and the boy scout one, your karma meter just went from bad to really bad
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
MIJP5 can’t take a joke.
MIJP5 can’t take a joke.
It’s obviously Tucker but who is the old guy?
Pot paging kettle....What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
MIJP5 can’t take a joke.
My post was a compliment fool ?
While watching I realized that when I was a kid I thought Archie and Meathead were both fat. Looking at it today, they seem reasonably thin by today's standards.
People were just skinnier then. What was considered fat is now considered normal and healthy. WTF happened? I recall going to the pool as a child and you would see ribs on just about every male there.
Momma went to work and this:
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What's funny is I recently read a story out of Saudi Arabia that their country is having an obesity epidemic with their women and fast food is to blame. Oddly they don't say shit about the fatass boys and men who are also fat. Well, the Saudi women complained they don't get attention, well there you go. Nice attention huh?
not sure how socially unacceptable I should go
I think that is about the crown of this thread. Damn I'm really going to hell how I laughed on that one
not sure how socially unacceptable I should go
Wish I had that middle name.
I think this is a great photo. Sure, young hardbodies would look better, but to me this says they are still in love, still think life is fun, still think like kids (yippee...skinnydipping!), and that life goes on even if you are old. Just don't get old in your head. Hell, they are still holding hands...
I dunno.... looks like bill and Hillary to me.....
Ohhh......Ughhh......Uhhh....Just not what I want tothink about........
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so.
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
A truckdriver is hauling a load of bowling balls to Alabama to get fingerholes drilled in them. He's in the middle of Appalachia, and miles from anywhere, when he sees these 2 black kids pushing a bicycle with a flat tire. He stops and says to the kids: "I don't have any room up here, but if you boys want to hop in back, I'll give you a ride to the next town"; they agree, load up the bike, and hop in back with the load of bowling balls.
The truck driver's driving along country roads really fast, and ends up getting pulled over for speeding, by a hick Sherriff & one of his deputies.
The Sherriff gets out, and asks the trucker for his license, insurance, and registration; after everything checks out, he asks him "Mind if I have a look in back?".
"Sure, go ahead" replies the truck driver.
The hick Sherriff opens the doors on the trailer, and sees the bowling balls, the 2 kids, and the bike. He slams the doors shut and goes back to the trucker and says:
"I don't care what roads you take, or how fast you gotta go - I want you to get the fuck outta my county, NOW. You understand me, boy?"
The trucker is shocked by this, but not about to argue, so he hops back in the truck and takes off.
Back in the Sherriff's car, the deputy says: "I don't get it, Sherriff...we had a good ticket there, why'd you let him go?".
The Sherriff replies: "Son, you didn't see what was in the back of that truck - 10,000 N***er eggs - 2 of them hatched and they already stole a bike".
The truck driver's driving along country roads really fast, and ends up getting pulled over for speeding, by a hick Sherriff & one of his deputies.
The Sherriff gets out, and asks the trucker for his license, insurance, and registration; after everything checks out, he asks him "Mind if I have a look in back?".
"Sure, go ahead" replies the truck driver.
The hick Sherriff opens the doors on the trailer, and sees the bowling balls, the 2 kids, and the bike. He slams the doors shut and goes back to the trucker and says:
"I don't care what roads you take, or how fast you gotta go - I want you to get the fuck outta my county, NOW. You understand me, boy?"
The trucker is shocked by this, but not about to argue, so he hops back in the truck and takes off.
Back in the Sherriff's car, the deputy says: "I don't get it, Sherriff...we had a good ticket there, why'd you let him go?".
The Sherriff replies: "Son, you didn't see what was in the back of that truck - 10,000 N***er eggs - 2 of them hatched and they already stole a bike".
About a year and a half ago a friend posted a pic of his cat. I asked what her name was. Another dude replied pretty much the same way as this meme. Not sure if he was serious or not because I didn’t respond because I sure felt he was 100% totally serious. A cat bro!
How dare I genderize a cat. Who knows how that cat identified. Maybe he identified as a canine and I really hurt his feelings.
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