Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[PPB]

The sweet sound of Karma. Let it be renewed daily

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[diverdon]

 

[308Gunner]

The sweet sound of Karma. Let it be renewed daily

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Ask stupid questions

 

[1J04]

 

[Bender]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[1J04]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

1J04 out tanning yesterday:

 

[Slowfire]

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her butt in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the $hit house door off a tuna boat!"

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[1J04]

1J04 out tanning yesterday:

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You sick bastard. You don't know me.

 

[powdahound76]

I always heard 1J likes to sunbath topless.

Wanting the dog to piss on his face is a given.

 

[TripleBull]

You sick bastard. You don't know me.

I know your kind...

(and yer sick mind, lol)

 

[Spartan67]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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And.......chances are very good they are going to get (at least) one.

 

[Maple One]

 

[1J04]

I always heard 1J likes to sunbath topless.

Wanting the dog to piss on his face is a given.

I'm pretty certain you have me unfortunately confused with "thee" resident piss boy.

I'll leave further comment on your post out to keep the peace.

 

[TripleBull]

I'll leave further comment on your post out to keep the peace.

We're just chaining your yanker, 1J. We know you don't like being sprayed with dog piss.

Cats and midgets are your weaknesses.

 

[1J04]

We're just chaining your yanker, 1J. We know you don't like being sprayed with dog piss.

Cats and midgets are your weaknesses.

You funny bastard.

 

[powdahound76]

1j04

Dont worry about beating me up. I have a sick sense of humor (first day in the ER, first patient ever, I got his brain matter all over my scrub shirt).

Im just doing my best to keep up with all you sick dudes (probably not gonna happen..... ?)

 

[168BTHPM]

1J04 she's looking for you, you manimal.

 

[Dirty D]

Cats and midgets are your weaknesses.

A man after my own heart

 

[1J04]

1J04 she's looking for you, you manimal.

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Make'n America Grin Again. And speaking of grin, once she's tackled "The Legend" it'll be wiped right off her purty 'little' face.

I like those little hands. Makes ya look Huuuuuuge.

 

[1J04]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Make'n America Grin Again. And speaking of grin, once she's tackled "The Legend" it'll be wiped right off her purty 'little' face.

I like those little hands. Makes ya look Huuuuuuge.

"Don't do it Shane, don't do it!"............(Send in the dog and the cat....We haven't seen much of them lately, anyway).

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maser]

 

[hic28]

 

[Dirty D]

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Ummm, the tribes were here before the Mexicans so the Mexicans occupy stolen land too so they can fuck off. If you dig back thru the archaeological records pretty much EVERY tribe occupies land that they took from another tribe so the tribes can fuck off. Now Oklahoma, why the fuck anyone wanted to take that land from someone else is beyond me???

 

[DuneBoer]

"Mexican" isn't a race of people. "Mexican" is a nationality. Most Mexicans are Indians. More Indians in Mexico than in the US. We killed off our Indians and imported slaves from Africa. The Spanish enslaved their Indians instead.

 

[Maser]

"Mexican" isn't a race of people. "Mexican" is a nationality. Most Mexicans are Indians. More Indians in Mexico than in the US. We killed off our Indians and imported slaves from Africa. The Spanish enslaved their Indians instead.

I'm pretty sure there's no one in Mexico from India.

 

[DuneBoer]

I say Indians because the Paiutes here call themselves “Indians”. Also because it shows how lost Columbus was. He thought he was in India when he “Discovered” America. Yes there are people who have origins from the country of India in Mexico. They are Mexicans. Because Mexican is a nationality not a race.

 

[hic28]

I believe he’s talking about the pull start Indians. Not push start like you’re referring to