Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

A drunk is approached by the police at 3 in the morning

The cop asks:
-Where are you going in that state, at this time?

The drunk answers:
-I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and its lethal effects on the organism, the bad example, the nefarious consequences to the family, as well as the problem it causes in the family economy, and the absolute irresponsibility.

The cop looks at him with disbelief, and says:
-Oh really? And who will give a lecture at this time of the day?

The drunk answers:
-Who could it be? ... My wife ... As soon as I get home.
 
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