Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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I was in the mood for a drink so I biked to the local liquor store to buy a bottle of whiskey.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.

Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.