Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Solid7]

I do both of those things. Come here to discuss and learn precision rifles. In this thread just to laugh.

Me, too. Was just laughing at you, re: your friend.

No snowflaking in a thread that is inappropriate at this level, FFS!

 

[BullGear]

 

[BullGear]

The meme maker was not the best speller, but it's still funny.

 

[riverside jeep]

And nobody has came up with the David Hogg meme yet? " I was there just as the shooting started and I ------"

 

[phxfa]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

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Maybe he's just donating his own.

 

[Maser]

 

[1J04]

Choking down a Cup of Joe.

 

[Davo308]

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Is that President Comacho?

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Maser]

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[2ndamendfan]

The next thing will be a hedge fund that bets against other hedge funds.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[Empr_Hadrian]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Toney198]

 

[BullGear]

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More like bounced....

 

[BullGear]

It must be chasing after a watery circle.

I think since it's cold outside, it's looking for a warm hole to slide into.

 

[Expert684]

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That cold, my junk wouldn’t leave that size print for sure. More like a peanut and two acorns.

 

[TheHorta]

 

[Doc68]

That cold, my junk wouldn’t leave that size print for sure. More like a peanut and two acorns.

Who are you kidding? That would be you on a hot summer night.



Doc

 

[powdahound76]

Who are you kidding? That would be you on a hot summer night.



Doc

Shoot, that's me on a good day.
"Hung like a light switch..."

 

[Doc68]

Shoot, that's me on a good day.
"Hung like a light switch..."

Hey I'm proud of my 2 inches. Some girls like it that wide....

Doc

 

[remmynikon.308]

I was in the mood for a drink so I biked to the local liquor store to buy a bottle of whiskey.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.

Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BullGear]

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Grounds for divorce. Possibly justifiable murder.

 

[Solid7]

Grounds for divorce. Possibly justifiable murder.

Not with that one. Anybody who ends up with a woman who can make a crazy face like that, will be given no leniency. (cause you're supposed to know)

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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OOOF...

I think the last time I had cringed THIS hard was when I accidentally bit down on a sheet of foil wrap while tearing into a sandwich... Well done... Holy fuck...

 

[Empr_Hadrian]

 

[Aries256]

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And that your Honor is how she got that black eye.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[ColinW]

Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it

 

[Solid7]

Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it

How many times do we have to be told that this is supposed to be a humor section...

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[BG94591]

 

[ColinW]

How many times do we have to be told that this is supposed to be a humor section...

Hope I didn't bother any one by saying what I did. I was only kidding. Might've been a little harsh, my bad.

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Solid7]

Hope I didn't bother any one by saying what I did. I was only kidding. Might've been a little harsh, my bad.

You were peddling truth in the humor section... tsk tsk...