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Yo momma so poor, she couldn't even afford to give you an apostrophe fo yo 'tread title. She so dumb, she thought capital letters was mail fo yo uncle "Sniffy Joe".
 
Your momma so fat it took me two days and 7 tanks of gas to get on her good side.
Your momma so fat she put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma so fat USPS gave her her own zip code.
Your momma so fat her high school pics were taken with the hubble.
Your momma so fat her blood type is gravy.
Your momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
Your momma so ugly when she was little she got picked up by the dog catcher
Your momma so ugly the army is gonna plaster her picture inside blue shitters to cut down on the masterbation.
Your momma only got one leg and she aint gonna stand for this shit
Your momma is is the nicest person I know, she gave me the hair off her back.
 
Well don’t be a selfish dick, what’s her number?
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Yo mama so dumb that when you were born and the doctor said, "Congratulations! A healthy baby boy!", she said, "Great. Is it mine?"
 
Your mother was a lovely woman, but I made sweet love to her and never called again.

I also wiped my dick off on your pillow.
 
83 posts, two jokes I hadn’t heard.

Your mom’s is so dumb she climbed a tree and sat on a limb ‘cause she wanted to be branch manager.