To Catch a Thief

[Jsp556]

If anyone has access to any facial recognition technology and would like to do a brother a favor, I’d be much obliged if someone could find me a name to this fine upstanding citizen who stole my kid’s dirt bike. I know it’s a long shot but worth a try.

If it helps, he lives in the Fairburn/Union City area. South West Atlanta.

 

[Stone111]

Wait, was the dirt bike locked up?

 

[ironpony52]

Wait, was the dirt bike locked up?

Please do not make the victim responsible for some scum bags actions.

 

[Jsp556]

The bike was on back of my truck. Did not happen at home.

 

[357Max]

The bike was on back of my truck. Did not happen at home.

Hope you catch him. I’d consider hiding an Apple air tag on all your dirt bikes going forward. Dirt bikes are a hot commodity in Amish circles.

 

[Baron23]

I’d consider hiding a remotely triggered explosive on all your dirt bikes going forward.

FIFY

 

[AmmoFort]

Wait, was the dirt bike locked up?

Please do not make the victim responsible for some scum bags actions.

You guys disappoint me. This was clearly a jest in reference to how things that are stolen are the victims fault.

 

[DuneBoer]

Start looking at inmate photos at corrections and jails in the surrounding area. I'm guessing this ain't his first rodeo.

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[Jsp556]

Thanks for the search link. That may help

 

[6.5SH]

Stickman McBeanpole. Was that pic taken with some sort of carnival house of mirrors effect lens?

 

[XLR308]

I found him.

 

[Ronws]

Looks amish. Look around for local barn-raisings.

 

[UKDslayer]

Start looking at inmate photos at corrections and jails in the surrounding area. I'm guessing this ain't his first rodeo.

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Inmate data base link down.

 

[rtB]

I'm sure he was just in a hurry to get to the library to work on his doctoral thesis.

 

[TexPatriot]

You would never have thought, just by looking at him.

 

[Jgault]

Start looking at inmate photos at corrections and jails in the surrounding area. I'm guessing this ain't his first rodeo.

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With that picture the number in that demographic would be more pages than war and peace. Your best bet is to call every pawn shop and bike shop within a 20 mile radius and look on Craigslist, he’s as likely to sell it as keep it if not more.

 

[TexPatriot]

The bike was on back of my truck. Did not happen at home.

John Nowlin of Nowlin Arms was here in Austin in the 90's visiting Chip McCormick and doing some dirt biking.

He had his dirtbike at Chips office on his trailer getting ready to head out when some South Austin white trash methbilly pulled over while everyone was inside, unstrapped and backed it off the trailer.

He was around the side of the building trying to start it when he was discovered. John Nowlin, a former collegiate wrestler, went over the bike, grabbed that methead by the throat and proceeded to beat the living dogshit out of him.

Cops came and methbilly was arrested. I mean Nowlin beat that fucker to a bloody pulp.

 

[Jsp556]

With that picture the number in that demographic would be more pages than war and peace. Your best bet is to call every pawn shop and bike shop within a 20 mile radius and look on Craigslist, he’s as likely to sell it as keep it if not more.

They steal and ride them in Atlanta. Steal it, ride it till it breaks, haul it to a scrap yard. New dirt bikes, sxs, and other Orv’s aren’t titled anymore. Any scrap yard will take it.

 

[DuneBoer]

With that picture the number in that demographic would be more pages than war and peace. Your best bet is to call every pawn shop and bike shop within a 20 mile radius and look on Craigslist, he’s as likely to sell it as keep it if not more.

Thats some racist anti-mennonite shit right there.

 

[Bullfrog08]

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If it helps, he lives in the Fairburn/Union City area. South West Atlanta.

The one thing I try to keep in mind, being a victim of a lot of theft, is that no matter how pissed you are or upset your are, your life will never come close to being as shitty as thiers.

You are living temporary pain for your loss, their life is day in/day out missery. Your life is blessed, their life is shit! They are living continous hell. You lost a dirt bike.

It doesnt make it right, but it does help temper the urge to kill a motherfucker!!!

 

[Ronws]

John Nowlin of Nowlin Arms was here in Austin in the 90's visiting Chip McCormick and doing some dirt biking.

He had his dirtbike at Chips office on his trailer getting ready to head out when some South Austin white trash methbilly pulled over while everyone was inside, unstrapped and backed it off the trailer.

He was around the side of the building trying to start it when he was discovered. John Nowlin, a former collegiate wrestler, went over the bike, grabbed that methead by the throat and proceeded to beat the living dogshit out of him.

Cops came and methbilly was arrested. I mean Nowlin beat that fucker to a bloody pulp.

I was looking for any story with a happy ending and here you are, answering that quest.

Now, I am not sure that the ass-whoopin and arrest will stop the guy in the future from stealing but, at least, it may deter him from doing it at that location.

And possibly the next person he encounters won't just beat him but ventilate him.

Which will not stop other bad guys from doing stuff. But it will stop this bad guy.

Making the world a better place, one fascile container of feces at a time.

 

[XLR308]

The one thing I try to keep in mind, being a victim of a lot of theft, is that no matter how pissed you are or upset your are, your life will never come close to being as shitty as thiers.

You are living temporary pain for your loss, their life is day in/day out missery. Your life is blessed, their life is shit! They are living continous hell. You lost a dirt bike.

It doesnt make it right, but it does help temper the urge to kill a motherfucker!!!

Which is why I tried to add a little humor to the post
For all we know the asshole is already in the running for the ugliest hood ornament from running an intersection on the stolen dirt bike.
I know I wouldn't hit the brakes and risk being rear-ended because I have a heavy duty welded steel front bumper.

 

[Aftermath]

Which is why I tried to add a little humor to the post
For all we know the asshole is already in the running for the ugliest hood ornament from running an intersection on the stolen dirt bike.
I know I wouldn't hit the brakes and risk being rear-ended because I have a heavy duty welded steel front bumper.

I have a nice heavy bumper made by Buck Stop. It's taken a few deer out with no sign of wear. I'm convinced it would handle a knobby tired 2 wheeler.

 

[Doc68]

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