So, Team Bukkake went to Rifles Only over Memorial Day weekend for some training. We were pumped, ready to connect with steel and kill some beers. We met the RO staff in town for supper and then headed to the bunkhouse.
We (Stewart, ChadTRG42, Triggertime, toddacguy, 427Cobra and myself) roll in Friday night. Tony Burkes with T.A.B. Gear overnighted my new Tab Cover to Lisa for the weekend. It is a perfect fit, even with all the reinforced padding I had him put in it. Look and works friggin great! Thanks Tony!
I decide to get a dead nut zero after dinner and saw the shrine built for Scott.
I proceeded to the outdoor class room and see this on the white board.
It was then that I realized.....
..........the fucking little shit-head was there for the weekend. Jacob had sworn to me that would get rid of him before we came down. Because there is no way we are shooting with some shitzu's squeaky toy.
So, I am beyond pissed, ready to play whack-a-mole and kick some dwarf-douche-ass. I started walking toward his camper with big-ass rock I found (to smash him) and Jacob stops me and offers me a free beer. He confirms it is cold..... I know it was a set up. It is common knowledge that I cannot refuse a cold beer. I pause to consume it (and the others) and he convinces me that "He Who Shall Not Be Named" is of no concern to us and to let him be. He explained that he built a sandbox for him and filled it with GI Joes; which would keep him distracted and out of our way..
I conceded and accepted Jacob's offer under one condition:
Throughout the day Jacob worked us over and got our bad habits fixed. He teaches well and is very knowledgeable. We got dialed in on positional and got to hang out on the tower.
We absorbed a massive amount of information in a very short time. Despite the distractions; "He Who Hangs Out At Rest Stops" kept running around yelling, "Hey look at me! Pay attention to me! Look what I can do! Watch me pop a wheelie!" I just couldn't take it anymore. The 'Time Outs' and choke holds were not working so I decided to pay attention to him to at least calm him down a little.
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It was a hot, sunny, rainy, windy, calm, cool, hot and sticky day. Typical RO. We wrapped it up, cracked open some beers and fired up the grill.
Team B keeps it real and we like to drink..... So we decided Todd ain't shit unless we can waterboard him. Todd did not prefer being "ain't shit" and volunteered for both horizontal and inverted waterboarding.
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The night progressed and the bullshit grew thicketh. "He Who Takes It To The Hilt" was apparently stealing whiskey and chicken out of my cooler all evening, couldn't handle the Jim Beam, and threw up behind the bunkhouse. We ragged his ass and he will never live that down. What a dick!
Jacob and Lisa were great! We had a blast and got a ton of info! We cannot thank you enough for the training!
and oh....
Fuck you, Frank.
We (Stewart, ChadTRG42, Triggertime, toddacguy, 427Cobra and myself) roll in Friday night. Tony Burkes with T.A.B. Gear overnighted my new Tab Cover to Lisa for the weekend. It is a perfect fit, even with all the reinforced padding I had him put in it. Look and works friggin great! Thanks Tony!
I decide to get a dead nut zero after dinner and saw the shrine built for Scott.
I proceeded to the outdoor class room and see this on the white board.
It was then that I realized.....
..........the fucking little shit-head was there for the weekend. Jacob had sworn to me that would get rid of him before we came down. Because there is no way we are shooting with some shitzu's squeaky toy.
So, I am beyond pissed, ready to play whack-a-mole and kick some dwarf-douche-ass. I started walking toward his camper with big-ass rock I found (to smash him) and Jacob stops me and offers me a free beer. He confirms it is cold..... I know it was a set up. It is common knowledge that I cannot refuse a cold beer. I pause to consume it (and the others) and he convinces me that "He Who Shall Not Be Named" is of no concern to us and to let him be. He explained that he built a sandbox for him and filled it with GI Joes; which would keep him distracted and out of our way..
I conceded and accepted Jacob's offer under one condition:
Throughout the day Jacob worked us over and got our bad habits fixed. He teaches well and is very knowledgeable. We got dialed in on positional and got to hang out on the tower.
We absorbed a massive amount of information in a very short time. Despite the distractions; "He Who Hangs Out At Rest Stops" kept running around yelling, "Hey look at me! Pay attention to me! Look what I can do! Watch me pop a wheelie!" I just couldn't take it anymore. The 'Time Outs' and choke holds were not working so I decided to pay attention to him to at least calm him down a little.
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It was a hot, sunny, rainy, windy, calm, cool, hot and sticky day. Typical RO. We wrapped it up, cracked open some beers and fired up the grill.
Team B keeps it real and we like to drink..... So we decided Todd ain't shit unless we can waterboard him. Todd did not prefer being "ain't shit" and volunteered for both horizontal and inverted waterboarding.
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The night progressed and the bullshit grew thicketh. "He Who Takes It To The Hilt" was apparently stealing whiskey and chicken out of my cooler all evening, couldn't handle the Jim Beam, and threw up behind the bunkhouse. We ragged his ass and he will never live that down. What a dick!
Jacob and Lisa were great! We had a blast and got a ton of info! We cannot thank you enough for the training!
and oh....
Fuck you, Frank.
