I know a ton of cops who can't shoot
I can't stand it any longer. I have to tell this story, even if my wife won't post it.
My wife is a concealed-carry / license to carry instructor. This year, she had to re-qualify, and take an 8-hr course and test with over 20 others who my wife said were "A bunch of cops and ex-marines." During the day, she had to demonstrate knowledge, and proficiency with a variety of handguns. One of the things she had to do was demonstrate that she could disassemble and reassemble a few semi-auto pistols. Being a woman with small hands, she has to wear a pair of shooting gloves to do this. Of course, when she starts this, she has several of the men offer to assist her, and one of them comments that they should find another way for women to opt out of this because "this is something that only men can usually do." Upon hearing this, she tells them that the gun she has the most trouble with is a 1911 she has in her bag. She then reaches in her shooting bag and pulls out my old Kimber Custom II 1911 and hands it over to the group of cop and marine onlookers, and they think this will be no problem for them because - hey - this is just a 1911.
Now, if any of you out there own one of the early Kimber Custom II 1911s, you know these guns were hand-fitted, and tighter than a drum. And, it has an extended guide rod that runs the full length of the spring to the spring cap. As a matter of fact, there is no getting this gun apart unless you use the special tool that comes with it to depress the end cap over the recoil spring and turn the bushing. Of course, when my wife handed this gun over to the anxious mob, she failed to give them this tool. After my wife disassembled and reassembled a Beretta 92FS for the instructor, the gang of cops and marines were still trying to get the Kimber 1911 apart. At this time, my wife tells them to just hand the gun back, and she will show them how it's done. They give her back the 1911, she takes the little plastic tool out of her bag, and promptly disassembles and reassembles the gun.
But, the embarrassment didn't end there.
Before the shooting test, my wife calls me and says she's not sure how she is going to do up against all these cops and marines. We have our own shooting range, and I told her to relax because she's been practicing for this almost everyday for a month and she will do fine. When it was all over with, my wife calls me and tells me that she had the next highest score, and the person with the highest score was the only other woman in the class, and was also an ex-marine firearms instructor. According to my wife, she was a VERY good shot. And, as it also turns out, half of the rest of the class (all men) failed the shooting proficiency test and had to take it again.
Since then, my wife and the female ex-marine became good buddies and stay in touch.
You can't make this stuff up.