Maggie’s What's Your View II

Doc had to offer pre-natal care advice to this patient... jfwiw. That head is a solid 3" around... we think shes 25 years old, shes laying eggs right beside the county road.

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Decided to fill a low spot in the lawn today. More than likely where a backhoe buried an old building of some sort. Settled over the years and I got tired of mowing through 9’x18’ sink hole. 2 cubic yards later of black dirt shoveled off the ol’ Dodge.
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damn overachievers, lol
 
Thought the Diverticulitis flared back up. Nope. Good ole fashioned appendicitis. Antibiotics for a few days and no blood thinner for a couple days as well then chop chop. Does it ever stop?


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Haysoos Crisco man, I was right to be worried about not hearing from you !
Get well quick, gotta run, but I be back shortly to harass your sorry ass......
 
Nothin to it Uncle Schartz.

Some Ruskie took out his own using local numbing meds at the incision and a mirror once while over-wintering on Antartica.
Swing on over and I can fix ya right up!

And remember, your prostate is gone, so stop asking the nurse to check for it every time HE is in the room!

Feel better old man.
 
Nothin to it Uncle Schartz.

Some Ruskie took out his own using local numbing meds at the incision and a mirror once while over-wintering on Antartica.
Swing on over and I can fix ya right up!

And remember, your prostate is gone, so stop asking the nurse to check for it every time HE is in the room!

Feel better old man.

I seem to recall his name was “Bruce” and he had big, hairy “digits”...... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Thought the Diverticulitis flared back up. Nope. Good ole fashioned appendicitis. Antibiotics for a few days and no blood thinner for a couple days as well then chop chop. Does it ever stop?


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Did you get the boobs yet?
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Couldn't help myself. Hope you get better soon my friend.
 
Thought the Diverticulitis flared back up. Nope. Good ole fashioned appendicitis. Antibiotics for a few days and no blood thinner for a couple days as well then chop chop. Does it ever stop?


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Well shit. I'm beginning to wonder if there's something in the water around here lately...

Get better quick!
 
I’m sorry to hear about your struggles Larry. I am just catching up with your post. I hope you have a quick recovery and the surgery goes well. Don’t worry, we all have your back. I am 100% positive none of your buddies here will Have a go at you while you’re in the recovery stages. They would never stoop that low. ??
 
I’m sorry to hear about your struggles Larry. I am just catching up with your post. I hope you have a quick recovery and the surgery goes well. Don’t worry, we all have your back. I am 100% positive none of your buddies here will Have a go at you while you’re in the recovery stages. They would never stoop that low. ??

Wut a crock of shit....... :rolleyes::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Wife just found a pretty cool table set at goodwill. Coffee and two ends. I know this is Heidelberg but not sure what the end tables are. Was supposed to be $250 but the dipshit employee dropped a piece of glass so we got $50 back. Looked online and they sell for$600-$1000. Late 50's to early 60's Austrian we think.