Maggie’s What's Your View II

[powdahound76]

@1J04

Bruce is apparently asking for advice on the internet on how to ask you to use conditioner in the “merkin” on your chin.
Guess he said the softer hair kinda tickles “the sensitive parts” and without it, its kinda rough.....
He is a big man, but really just a teddy bear apparently.

This from a friend at work. She saw it on the “commie state nurse union” Facebook page with your pic. She does some strike busting out there and keeps up with the union goings on.

This just keeps getting weirder.
Does Bruce deliver propane too? Or just the “hose”?

 

[Threadcutter308]

@1J04

Bruce is apparently asking for advice on the internet on how to ask you to use conditioner in the “merkin” on your chin.
Guess he said the softer hair kinda tickles “the sensitive parts” and without it, its kinda rough.....
He is a big man, but really just a teddy bear apparently.

This from a friend at work. She saw it on the “commie state nurse union” Facebook page with your pic. She does some strike busting out there and keeps up with the union goings on.

This just keeps getting weirder.
Does Bruce deliver propane too? Or just the “hose”?

I think it’s “hair care products by Bruce”....,,,,

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Wife just found a pretty cool table set at goodwill. Coffee and two ends. I know this is Heidelberg but not sure what the end tables are. Was supposed to be $250 but the dipshit employee dropped a piece of glass so we got $50 back. Looked online and they sell for$600-$1000. Late 50's to early 60's Austrian we think.

Guessing, but it could be a representation of Salzburg....

 

[Barneybdb]

Bruce was supposed to be delivering the chili enema we ordered....

 

[tnichols]

Well, as much as Tucker seems to enjoy it, cutting grass isn’t my favorite, but it beats digging a ditch. My view today as I jump from one rig to another. Frees up tomorrow for shooting, horsing around with the airplane, etc...

 

[tnichols]

Our first hot day today reaching 90 degrees. Cold front pushing through tonight to bring us back to normal as the moon peaks through an undercast over the pistol range.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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That’s. Not. Bruce......

 

[Barneybdb]

Was going to post a pic of the magnificent mixed grill I had tonight but thought Larry may not appreciate it. Will post a pic tomorrow of the slow cooked Osso Bucci that I am serving Pam instead.

 

[Rthur]

Thought the Diverticulitis flared back up. Nope. Good ole fashioned appendicitis. Antibiotics for a few days and no blood thinner for a couple days as well then chop chop. Does it ever stop?


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Shit to bed...
Good luck on going under the knife again.

R

 

[Threadcutter308]

Was going to post a pic of the magnificent mixed grill I had tonight but thought Larry may not appreciate it. Will post a pic tomorrow of the slow cooked Osso Bucci that I am serving Pam instead.

Barn;

OK, you put me up to it, I'll be the asshole. Here's my meal (wife is poaching......She didn't even get any stab marks......) last night at a cliffside restaurant in Santorini, Greece. She had the Lamb Doner. I had the Kebaps, Pita bread, grilled tomatoes & onions and tzatziki. We had a bottle of Greek white wine to wash it all down. Cool evening, it was just the shizzle.

Lulu;

Get better soon. Because I'm such a shit, I will offer a standing invitation to take you and your wonderful Bride out to dinner at the Ringside on 21st and Burnside when you are feeling better......

 

[Barneybdb]

I would have gone with a cab sav.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I would have gone with a cab sav.

I'm 95% 98% heathen.......You should see what I'm drinking right now............

 

[1J04]

Keep it up Boyz! At least I get to see some of the PGA. Only sport I really watch anymore if any. Heart rate a bit low so fingers crossed we pull this off! I'm NPO so no anal jokes.

 

[1J04]

As usual, some really nice pics going on in here! Just beautiful!

 

[j-huskey]

Best to you on cut-cut.... tell somebody family to post for you so we know u ok......

And happy npo breakfast thoughts...

 

[powdahound76]

@Threadcutter308
That looks awesome. I may have to hear more about Greece for a future trip.......

@1J04 did you really just tell US not anal jokes? Thats like putting out bacon and telling us to not eat it.....?

I do pity your NPO status. It stinks. Guess that means your getting the knife today? Will they do laproscopy (little holes and camera) or open?

 

[j-huskey]

More food for thought !!!

And he thinks about it...

 

[oneshot86]

i can smell the beauty of that food, lookin good. nuts im going to run off and get ME some chow.

when does the sawbones get after ya?

 

[1J04]

Yep, laparoscopy in about 4.5 hrs...........

You people are mean, you know that right?

 

[Veer_G]

Was going to post a pic of the magnificent mixed grill I had tonight but thought Larry may not appreciate it. Will post a pic tomorrow of the slow cooked Osso Bucci that I am serving Pam instead.

NPO sucks. BT, DT.

 

[tnichols]

Yep, laparoscopy in about 4.5 hrs...........

You people are mean, you know that right?

Good luck Larry. See ya’ on the flip side

 

[tnichols]

Rainy and grey here but comfortable temps. Starling and Grackle season is in full swing. The kitchen window has been a good spot this morning ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Rainy and grey here but comfortable temps. Starling and Grackle season is in full swing. The kitchen window has been a good spot this morning ?
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She’s a beaut, that’s for sure !

 

[j-huskey]

Docs morning patient, begging for food, "please doc, may I have a field mouse please"....

And after breakfast...

Exclusion baskets to see how much deer eat...

Walking the dogs, to next dirt to scratch in.....

 

[Tucker301]

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You could at least hide the Kleenex until she leaves the room.

 

[1J04]

Minutes away boys. I hear'm sharpening the exacto blade now. I'll be back shortly. Best part, they have a special on nipple rings right now!

 

[Threadcutter308]

You could at least hide the Kleenex until she leaves the room.

Sure....since when has he been THAT shy ?.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Minutes away boys. I hear'm sharpening the exacto blade now. I'll be back shortly. Best part, they have a special on nipple rings right now!

Here's hopin' they give you a hit of Demerol in post op.......That, and a single shot of JWB and you'll be right as rain.......

 

[mzvarner]

I was replacing the friction plates and steels in my dirt bike, now im heading towards a partial rebuild. ?

 

[Veer_G]

You could at least hide the Kleenex until she leaves the room.

1J04 is a club member. If you got it, flaunt it!

 

[Major Wader]

Torn quadricep tendon. Surgery Monday.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Torn quadricep tendon. Surgery Monday.

Awwww shit.......best of luck !

 

[1J04]

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Torn quadricep tendon. Surgery Monday.

Absolute best to you Brother! We gotta sad bunch running around here of late.

 

[Barneybdb]

Feeling better???

 

[1J04]

Feeling better???

No Sir. I will though, but not yet.

 

[Veer_G]

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Torn quadricep tendon. Surgery Monday.

We could do a three-legged race.

 

[j-huskey]

No Sir. I will though, but not yet.

So, u delivered the child.
Did they tell u how long the episiotomy cut would take to heal ?

Glad u came through ok !!!!! Get back up n running soon !

 

[packratt]

That figures. Just got through putting 5 acres of hay on the ground and one of the weather guesses isolated thunderstorms dumps 2-3 inches on it. Thought I was baling sunday guess tues or Wed now.

 

[Barneybdb]

No Sir. I will though, but not yet.

Ready for some solid food yet????

 

[Threadcutter308]

We could do a three-legged race.

On a circular track..........

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Ready for some solid food yet????

I've said some rough shit...even posted a video of a teddy bear being eviscerated....
But you sir, you are evil....like... preacher Pauly evil. But then there is... necessary evil.

 

[1J04]

Ready for some solid food yet????

Ha! I just happen to have one of those!

 

[Threadcutter308]

Barn;

OK, you put me up to it, I'll be the asshole. Here's my meal (wife is poaching......She didn't even get any stab marks......) last night at a cliffside restaurant in Santorini, Greece. She had the Lamb Doner. I had the Kebaps, Pita bread, grilled tomatoes & onions and tzatziki. We had a bottle of Greek white wine to wash it all down. Cool evening, it was just the shizzle.

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Lulu;

Get better soon. Because I'm such a shit, I will offer a standing invitation to take you and your wonderful Bride out to dinner at the Ringside on 21st and Burnside when you are feeling better......

'Nuther Santorini pic from our table at the restaurant on Thursday night;

 

[Threadcutter308]

Ready for some solid food yet????

Jesus, and here I'm calling myself an asshole.............

 

[Barneybdb]

I know how much he likes food, just trying to cheer him up. It is only a lump of prime rib....

 

[Threadcutter308]

I know how much he likes food, just trying to cheer him up. It is only a lump of prime rib....

In our neck of the woods, that's probably a $600.00 dollar "lump", Mate.........

 

[Barneybdb]

No Costco near you??

 

[Threadcutter308]

'Nuther Santorini pic from our table at the restaurant on Thursday night;

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And......Columns at the Temple of Zeus, Athens, today;

 

[Threadcutter308]

No Costco near you??

Yes, and that's exactly why I say $600.00. Pretty much worth every penny too......If you haven't already, you ought to see their seafood selection.

Funny fact; I went to school with the daughter of the CFO/co-founder of Costco. Maiden name "Galanti". She didn't (and still doesn't) know who I was. Go figure. In case the whole world didn't already know it, the "Kirkland" (suburb of Seattle, Washington) brand is so named after the town that Costco opened their first store in. Mostly my old stompin' grounds.

 

[Barneybdb]

They recently opened near us, about 20 minutes away. Prior to that the nearest one was 650 miles away in Canberra, Pam would sometimes say to me "Can we go and visit my sister in Canberra, we are getting low on toilet paper......"