I was having fun with your fellow Plainsman Nodakplowboy's Ebonic turn of phrase, good sir. No aspersions were in fact cast towards Omaha, NE, nor towards the Grange, to the P, to the izz-H, boooooy.
Norsky Ebonics:
Ole: "Yay vell Sven, how's it ah going today?"
Sven: "Aw yah Ole, I tells yah, alls dat dere snow, shes be deep".
Ole: "Yay, yay, dis be da truth, dat for sure. We's was a digging out all dis morning to gets the cows fed, yay".
Sven: " Yay, and it looksa like it's here to stay, dat it tis. Vas its a cold at your place?".
Ole: "Uffda, yay, the mercury stick showed a minus 4 dis morning. Dats a cool one, yay".
Sven: "Yay, dat it tis, and a colder it's a gonna gets. Must be dat dere global warming, huh?".
Ole: " Yay, yay, dats a good von, dere Sven! Dat dere global warming, sure makes it's ah cold, it does. Gots a time for some coffee, yay?".
Sven: "Yay, you betcha I's do. Dey gots fresh cookies dis morning, I'll bet. Meetcha dere".
Translation:
Winter is here to stay.
It's going to get colder than a well diggers ass.
Liberal suck.
Cookies and coffee are good.
I shit you not, I've heard various renditions of this conversation multiple times. Those old 2nd generation immigrants that settled this country are some tough birds.The Child Bride is 3rd generation Norsk, so I have to be careful with the Ole and Lena yokes.
I be like 5th generation Kraut, so don't have the accent. But sure do enjoy it. Dat I do.