Ideas to keep people off my property

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I had posted in another thread that I can't find now about buying some of these


Got them rigged to take 209 shot shell primers and they work great

The problem is, someone tripped one last night (maybe at wee hours of the morning) and my wife thinks she had heard it, but I didn't hear it
either way I didn't go rushing outside to see what happened, but I did determine today that 100% someone went into my backyard and tripped the wire I had connected to this device (was not an animal)

I have about 3/4 acre yard, (semi-private, end of street, my property ends at a 40 foot drop), there is no reason for anyone to be walking around anywhere near my house, no reason other than being up to no good.
Although the shot shell primer is loud (and pretty sure it scared off the person that tripped it) it is not loud enough

and now whomever is prowling around knows they tripped something, so my guess is the prowling will not stop (been going on for 2 years now, long story) but the person doing it might be more careful now.

I am looking for the next idea, staying legal and reasonable (can't put a 6 x 6 with spikes swinging down on them even though I want to) but I might be willing to skate the edge of that depending on the idea.

Going to replace the 209 primer setup with 12 gauge pepper spray shell, and put it in a slightly different location (even more hidden)

but what other trickery might I be able to install?
 
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leaches , snakes , slugs slugs will pull birds that deposit large amounts of free fertilizer . Corn fields could hide people so you do not see them , dog cages with dogs trucks or cars on blocks always a classic picture . Deep mud pits nothing says walk in my yard no more than mud waist deep . sorry no practical idea's but the mud sounds like fun . bees wasps mocking birds they will take swipes at people just build bird houses if you build it they will come lol motion censors deer in heat urin sprayers or odor of skunk spray that would keep any sane person away .
 
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not that it keeps people out, but cameras might be a good idea.

Yes, I have cameras on the front and side, but difficult to get a camera far enough out the rear to be useful.
Unless I used a game camera, but the picture quality of the game cams I have seen seem to suck
 
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Electric fence... to keep your invisible cows in the yard.

it seems possible, most fence chargers I found were like a .25 joule, but then I stumbled on this


little pricey, but damn that would be worth it to me to knock this fucker on his ass, seriously thinking on this one...

Anyone know of a less expensive model that can confirm put someone on their butt?
 
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That fence charger isn't going to do what you want it to. I have 12 joule chargers and sure they pop the shit out of you, but it's not going to keep someone out that wants to be on your property.

The key is why even more than who. That's what you need to figure out. Wild ass guess, teens smoking dope.
 
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Camera.
Dog
Where they walking from a house or car? If a house Idk why your asking here. If you know who it is idk why your asking here.


I would definitely leave some dirt takes around carelessly with the teeth up.

Guy has balls. Seems like a good way to get shot or beat half to death and have the homeowner get away with it.

Don’t be a pussy. This guy is basically pissing on you.
 
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My wife and I sat up one night for some 3am hi-jinx with the neighbors that used to cut across our property on their way from the local watering hole - a few well placed sprinklers took care of the problem.

But this would be fun...


Yeah had an asshole neighbor next door would back his dual axle landscale trailer across the bottom of my driveway and sidelawn . He would park acros his lawn but it was too big to make the turn for his driveway . Once I realized why my lawn was getting turfed I went out and hosed it personally for six hours , give or take . I fuck knob had tried to cross that part of the lawn he would hae sank it to the fickin windows . I did this after the shitbag had already parked his shit for the night . Come home the next day and see trailer light lense and plastic all busted up in pieces at bis curb . Aa@hhh Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa .
As for your intruder I'd get some NODS , and use your imagination within the bounds of legalities and well . A box full a snakes on a motherfucker goes a long way . So does a train horn , blinding light and the sound of a pack of dogs running you down when blinded by said light . I am goin on record as having said nothing about frozen paintballs . Man the putrid , crowd control paintballs , MMMM Manifique .
 
I have a good idea who, either daughters ex-boyfriend or one of his friends
the why is general mischief and vandalism on my property
frequency is about every 1.5 to 2 months
He is always armed - conceal carry, so I am not going to start shit with him on purpose

Reported issues to local police, report made, but understand there isn't much they can do without hard evidence (and as a side comment, the police already know him and not for good reasons)

The problem with cameras is the clarity at the distance I need AT NIGHT.

I can try to add one more camera out the rear of my house, I have another one that is POE just need to figure out how to run the wire, not impossible

I figured if he got hurt, pepper sprayed and regularly ran into troubles prowling around, he would get discouraged and stop
 
As suggested Great Pyrenees. I'd also suggest a Cane Corso (they slobber a lot, a friend of mine has one) , Presa Canario - something along those lines. Nice dogs, but DO NOT piss them off or be a stranger. They don't like strangers too well.

I agree. Great Pyrenees or even a Tibetan Mastiff.

The next visit will be his last visit.
 
Aside from cameras and electronic intrusion detectors, one of the BEST forms of home and property protection in existence today will be a dog, or multiple dogs. And they do not even need to be big, aggressive military and police type fur missiles. A small to medium yappy one, with a LOUD bark, will be suffice. All I need is to be woken up promptly and efficiently so I can grab a rifle or big revolver and take up a position in the darkness. By the time the intruder is wondering why the fuck does that guy only keep a Yorkie in his remote dwelling, his head would be nicely centered within my sight picture, with my finger on the trigger.
 
Well, if we're going African safari here, don't depend on a lion...they can be lazy at times. Get a pack of African Wild Dogs. They'll get the intruder and you'll never know it.

Seriously if you want to be awakened, I'm not kidding, get a Dachshund. They have unbelievable hearing and they will alert you. It can live with you in house and you'll be awakened. Though, by getting a pack of African Wild Dogs, you'd be helping preserve the species. Just hope no Hyenas are there to steal the evidence!! :)
 
Well, if we're going African safari here, don't depend on a lion...they can be lazy at times. Get a pack of African Wild Dogs.

Hippos own the body count though...

But seriously OP as mentioned several times...a dog is the best choice. Also mentioned it doesnt need to be a large breed, just one that alerts you when someone is prowling around.
 
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I'd look up your state's laws on this stuff - last thing you want is for this d-bag to end up owning your s*** because your state allows trespassers to file lawsuits against homeowners and the courts are sympathetic. No trespassing signs are your first step from what I know. Game cameras of course like everyone has stated, positively ID the jack-ass, and get the authorities involved.

Most of the "fun" you could have with the guy will probably land you in some hot-water, unfortunately.

But if you know the guy is always carrying, AND he's trespassing, AND he's vandalizing your property.... "Your honor, I feared for my family's and my own safety".
 
I am in it to win it with you OP
Having taken care of thousands of acres over many years I have a thought or 2 in mind and some have been better than others. Some not too good, some better than you would think.
Fuck Trespassers. Un-welcome Hunters or Bitches walking their poodles along the ditch. or on your horse. I don't care. This ain't a Park. It is Private Property,
Ask first and go in Peace. I seldom refuse anybody that talks to me first. If I tell you NO, you are probably fucked up and don't need to be here anyway and I will be watching for you.
Nobody bothers you with my blessings as to being here or doing what you are doing.

If you think otherwise wait and see who is authorized to sign papers on you with the Sheriff.
 
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