Here's Spaaaaaarky!

#251
Sparkynation480 said:
Only with you!
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Lie number 1.
Sparkynation480 said:
My name is Charlie, how are you sir.
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Lie number 2
Sparkynation480 said:
I just want to bend over and take it up the ass from Putin.
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That one is probably true
Sparkynation480 said:
I'm out.
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Lie number 3
Sparkynation480 said:
I see, I want to take it up the ass. That's why! Dang let's start over again!
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More truth
Sparkynation480 said:
I have a beautiful imaginary wife, beautiful children from her BBC, I own 3 (whole) acres, I own a toyhauler that will haul all of you loosers to the real pit! And I'd run you over with any of my razor quads or my monster truck! I have a gun room full of firearms that these hands have built. You can't bring me down brotha! I enjoy life to the max! I'm headed to Cabos this following week man! I'm telling you, you don't do shit to this man! Love it!
And I love my position as a tradesman! All of your, bring me downs are nothing but words coming from cowardly men who have anger inside! And they're living a life of misery! Hahahahaah debt must be a bitch, I know because I HAD debt! Felt like you guys feel right now, and the only way to tolerate those feelings, was to bring people down, and to try to make them feel small.
I can tell who those people are, because I know, and you know who you are as well.
Hahahaah later soar bitches!. Hey, maybe I'll catch you at the fire PIT at the beach in Cabos!
Peace!✌️
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This one has some truth and some blatant lies (#4, #5, #6 and #7 but I may have missed a couple)
Sparkynation480 said:
Gay pride is the only pride I have. Lol I bet you would have a lot to say about that.
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More truth
Sparkynation480 said:
I'm up to 600 yards with a less than 1/2" 5 shot grouping.
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What the fuck ever...this one is maxxing out the bullshit meter. Hey, it was Pinocchio's NOSE that grew when he told lies.
Sparkynation480 said:
MAN I'm out for reals! I'm done you win, Im a dickless poor man
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1 lie (#8) and more truth
Sparkynation480 said:
The dumb fuck understood
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#9
Sparkynation480 said:
I have family there, and those are lies, but of course, it's better to go to Russia, right? Lmao. That place is better protected than 45 himself. Too much american dollars rolling thru there, plenty of U.S.A. citizen that live there as well.
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See what I mean about the absence of English nuance?
Sparkynation480 said:
Yeah that makes sense. I get it now.
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#10, #11
Sparkynation480 said:
No, you hold the high ground on that matter. Yes you're superior to me.
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Truth
Sparkynation480 said:
I'm out for sure this time.
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#12
Sparkynation480 said:
Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls. I try to not dodge balls swinging at my chin.
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More truth, except for where he says he understands.
Sparkynation480 said:
Word... I get it.
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#13
Sparkynation480 said:
Leave me alone!
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Just go somewhere else.
Sparkynation480 said:
They'll support me either way, I'm gay and came out a few years ago. I was just trying to save $$$ for my big horn hunt.
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Um...ok
Sparkynation480 said:
Well, I have a helicopter too, with my own landing pad and my own security. Does it matter.
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#14, #15, #16...fucking pathetic
 
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#252
Aftermath said:
Lie number 1.

Lie number 2

That one is probably true

Lie number 3

More truth

This one has some truth and some blatant lies (#4, #5, #6 and #7 but I may have missed a couple)

More truth

What the fuck ever...this one is maxxing out the bullshit meter. Hey, it was Pinocchio's NOSE that grew when he told lies.

1 lie (#8) and more truth

#9

See what I mean about the absence of English nuance?

#10, #11

Truth

#12

More truth, except for where he says he understands.

#13

Just go somewhere else.

Um...ok

#14, #15, #16...fucking pathetic
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Yes the helicopter was me being sarcastic. You guys are hard on that. I really thought you would catch that. How the hell would tradesmen own a dam helicopter?.
I mean, maybe, if my family was part of the cartels, and I was just working as an electrician to throw the authorities off.
Yes, I see that I might of lied once or twice.
My property still stands. What?, do I need to send pictures for clarification?. Your approval matters you know. [Sarcasm]
 
#253
Sparkynation480 said:
Yes the helicopter was me being sarcastic. You guys are hard on that. I really thought you would catch that. How the hell would tradesmen own a dam helicopter?.
I mean, maybe, if my family was part of the cartels, and I was just working as an electrician to throw the authorities off.
Yes, I see that I might of lied once or twice.
My property still stands. What?, do I need to send pictures for clarification?. Your approval matters you know. [Sarcasm]
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HAHAHA!!!!
Man, reading comprehension truly escapes you. [not sarcasm]
 
#255

Here's Spaaaaaarky!​

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#259
Y'all degenerates are not easy on a cracked rib

I wish there was a way to ignore someone and still be able to read the thread they started without their nonsensical replies.

This thread delivers
 
#262
DarnYankeeUSMC said:
I've only made it to the end of page 2 and this is the saddest/funniest/most pathetic thing I have ever read.
Dude is going to Cabo to lay around the beach and go to scheduled fire pits with a bunch of other people that think that they have made it because they can afford to go to Cabo.
Man you have really made it to the top!!
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Asshole to bellybutton with a bunch of other people/peacocks with their feathers on display? Sounds like a fucking blast. Have a great time. You have arrived!!!
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I often wonder why people vacation in 3rd world shit holes. Is it to feel better about their serf class lives?
 
#270
Aftermath said:
I'm wondering about the 3 bipods. Maybe that is how a guy can get 1/2" 5 shot groups at 600 yards?
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C’mon man! You put one on each of your side rails so you can get a good rest and preload on walls! The pointy feet are for stucco and Sheetrock. The rubber are for tile and brick.

Do you even sniper, bro?

Sirhr
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
C’mon man! You put one on each of your side rails so you can get a good rest and preload on walls! The pointy feet are for stucco and Sheetrock. The rubber are for tile and brick.

Do you even sniper, bro?

Sirhr
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See?
You learn something almost every day...
Of course, I usually just learn what to NEVER fucking do again. Like start some stupid shit in the Pit.

I sorta figured a guy would use one of those bipods out front like a normal guy would.
Then, for the extra stability, one would go near the butt.
That third one was where I was having trouble trying to figure out.

Then I remembered how often OP mentioned he liked butt sex...and then @sirhrmechanic pointed out that bolt handle...
 
#277
Sparkynation480 said:
I'm on top brotha, I have a beautiful wife, beautiful children, I own 3 acres, I own a toyhauler that will haul all of you loosers to the real pit! And I'd run you over with any of my razor quads or my monster truck! I have a gun room full of firearms that these hands have built. You can't bring me down brotha! I enjoy life to the max! I'm headed to Cabos this following week man! I'm telling you, you don't do shit to this man! Love it!
And I love my position as a tradesman! All of your, bring me downs are nothing but words coming from cowardly men who have anger inside! And they're living a life of misery! Hahahahaah debt must be a bitch, I know because I HAD debt! Felt like you guys feel right now, and the only way to tolerate those feelings, was to bring people down, and to try to make them feel small.
I can tell who those people are, because I know, and you know who you are as well.
Hahahaah later soar bitches!. Hey, maybe I'll catch you at the fire PIT at the beach in Cabos!
Peace!✌️
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And here I thought school was back in session.
 
#282
I’m still enjoying the fact he thinks none of us have toys, have been on vacation, or have been hunting 😆

Much impressed, so rich, all the gay
 
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#289
Some of China's recent contributions to the world:

Spreading communo-totalitarianism worldwide
Destabilizing western cultures & nations
Undermining the world's currencies
Military provocations & proxy wars
Intentional exportation of the Wuhan virus & deaths of millions
Bird flu
Swine fever
Gov't sanctioned theft from every culture and nation of all conceivable products, technologies, patents, trademarks, designs
Junk products of all kinds- drywall, dogfood, metals
Counterfeit products of all kinds- ex., Leofoto
 
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#300
1moaoff said:
This smells like threads from yrs back.. same shit...
No pigeons though.
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If there were pigeons @Bender would be responding... and not boycotting? Or is that @Dirty D who is convinced there should be more pork here?

Whatever... I am still hung up on the 600 yard 1/2 inch groups which, on my best day, I could not shoot. And I've shot some shit.

But I am sure the OP also bench presses a lot.. has bow kills of lots of marmots and stoats... does a hell of a lot more concrete work than me.

Probably also wears an ankle holster and grows spider plants on his three acres... Three acres... Bah ha hah ahah haha... I mean, that's like a suburban lawn! Bah ah ahhah aha hah.... That's like push mower shit.

Sirhr
 
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