Here's Spaaaaaarky!

[Aftermath]

Only with you!

Lie number 1.

My name is Charlie, how are you sir.

Lie number 2

I just want to bend over and take it up the ass from Putin.

That one is probably true

I'm out.

Lie number 3

I see, I want to take it up the ass. That's why! Dang let's start over again!

More truth

I have a beautiful imaginary wife, beautiful children from her BBC, I own 3 (whole) acres, I own a toyhauler that will haul all of you loosers to the real pit! And I'd run you over with any of my razor quads or my monster truck! I have a gun room full of firearms that these hands have built. You can't bring me down brotha! I enjoy life to the max! I'm headed to Cabos this following week man! I'm telling you, you don't do shit to this man! Love it!
And I love my position as a tradesman! All of your, bring me downs are nothing but words coming from cowardly men who have anger inside! And they're living a life of misery! Hahahahaah debt must be a bitch, I know because I HAD debt! Felt like you guys feel right now, and the only way to tolerate those feelings, was to bring people down, and to try to make them feel small.
I can tell who those people are, because I know, and you know who you are as well.
Hahahaah later soar bitches!. Hey, maybe I'll catch you at the fire PIT at the beach in Cabos!
Peace!

This one has some truth and some blatant lies (#4, #5, #6 and #7 but I may have missed a couple)

Gay pride is the only pride I have. Lol I bet you would have a lot to say about that.

More truth

I'm up to 600 yards with a less than 1/2" 5 shot grouping.

What the fuck ever...this one is maxxing out the bullshit meter. Hey, it was Pinocchio's NOSE that grew when he told lies.

MAN I'm out for reals! I'm done you win, Im a dickless poor man

1 lie (#8) and more truth

The dumb fuck understood

#9

I have family there, and those are lies, but of course, it's better to go to Russia, right? Lmao. That place is better protected than 45 himself. Too much american dollars rolling thru there, plenty of U.S.A. citizen that live there as well.

See what I mean about the absence of English nuance?

Yeah that makes sense. I get it now.

#10, #11

No, you hold the high ground on that matter. Yes you're superior to me.

Truth

I'm out for sure this time.

#12

Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls. I try to not dodge balls swinging at my chin.

More truth, except for where he says he understands.

Word... I get it.

#13

Leave me alone!

Just go somewhere else.

They'll support me either way, I'm gay and came out a few years ago. I was just trying to save $$$ for my big horn hunt.

Um...ok

Well, I have a helicopter too, with my own landing pad and my own security. Does it matter.

#14, #15, #16...fucking pathetic

 

[Sparkynation480]

Lie number 1.

Lie number 2

That one is probably true

Lie number 3

More truth

This one has some truth and some blatant lies (#4, #5, #6 and #7 but I may have missed a couple)

More truth

What the fuck ever...this one is maxxing out the bullshit meter. Hey, it was Pinocchio's NOSE that grew when he told lies.

1 lie (#8) and more truth

#9

See what I mean about the absence of English nuance?

#10, #11

Truth

#12

More truth, except for where he says he understands.

#13

Just go somewhere else.

Um...ok

#14, #15, #16...fucking pathetic

Yes the helicopter was me being sarcastic. You guys are hard on that. I really thought you would catch that. How the hell would tradesmen own a dam helicopter?.
I mean, maybe, if my family was part of the cartels, and I was just working as an electrician to throw the authorities off.
Yes, I see that I might of lied once or twice.
My property still stands. What?, do I need to send pictures for clarification?. Your approval matters you know. [Sarcasm]

 

[Aftermath]

Yes the helicopter was me being sarcastic. You guys are hard on that. I really thought you would catch that. How the hell would tradesmen own a dam helicopter?.
I mean, maybe, if my family was part of the cartels, and I was just working as an electrician to throw the authorities off.
Yes, I see that I might of lied once or twice.
My property still stands. What?, do I need to send pictures for clarification?. Your approval matters you know. [Sarcasm]

HAHAHA!!!!
Man, reading comprehension truly escapes you. [not sarcasm]

 

[Jscb1b]

Your right. it was a watermelon.

Fixed.

 

[Austan]

Here's Spaaaaaarky!​

 

[Darryle]

Just in case OP is Chinese

肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài)​

How the fuck did you find that

This is why there will never be a place close to the "Pit", it doesn't exist in any realm other than here

 

[Sparkynation480]

How the fuck did you find that

This is why there will never be a place close to the "Pit", it doesn't exist in any realm other than here

Well If I was Chinese, I'd say right back at ya to the 19th generation!

 

[Aftermath]

Just in case OP is Chinese

肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài)​

We now know that he is SOUTH American....well...sorta.

 

[Darryle]

Y'all degenerates are not easy on a cracked rib

I wish there was a way to ignore someone and still be able to read the thread they started without their nonsensical replies.

This thread delivers

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Sparkynation480]

I figured, anyone would enjoy this rig.

 

[Tokay444]

I've only made it to the end of page 2 and this is the saddest/funniest/most pathetic thing I have ever read.
Dude is going to Cabo to lay around the beach and go to scheduled fire pits with a bunch of other people that think that they have made it because they can afford to go to Cabo.
Man you have really made it to the top!!
View attachment 8506518
Asshole to bellybutton with a bunch of other people/peacocks with their feathers on display? Sounds like a fucking blast. Have a great time. You have arrived!!!

I often wonder why people vacation in 3rd world shit holes. Is it to feel better about their serf class lives?

 

[Aftermath]

View attachment 8506611I figured, anyone would enjoy this rig.

Tell us all about how you built it with your own 2 hands

 

[Stevo86]

This thread is infected with the butt aids

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I figured, anyone would enjoy this rig.

Who makes that bolt handle?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This thread is infected with the butt aids

I hear they make great bolt handles, though…

Are we at 7 yet?

 

[Aftermath]

I hear they make great bolt handles, though…

View attachment 8506637

Are we at 7 yet?

I'm wondering about the 3 bipods. Maybe that is how a guy can get 1/2" 5 shot groups at 600 yards?

 

[Aftermath]

Are we at 7 yet?

32 more...

 

[Aftermath]

Who makes that bolt handle?

Sirhr

I think I have seen that style bolt handle before:

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'm wondering about the 3 bipods. Maybe that is how a guy can get 1/2" 5 shot groups at 600 yards?

C’mon man! You put one on each of your side rails so you can get a good rest and preload on walls! The pointy feet are for stucco and Sheetrock. The rubber are for tile and brick.

Do you even sniper, bro?

Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

Does that mean Shake My Head or Shake my Hand?

Yes

 

[Dirty D]

OP and anyone else who feeds into this bullshit.

 

[CMP70306]

View attachment 8506611I figured, anyone would enjoy this rig.

So I have to know, are they B&T Atlas bipods or the Amazon Atlas bipods?

 

[akmike47]

Morning cuntz

 

[Aftermath]

C’mon man! You put one on each of your side rails so you can get a good rest and preload on walls! The pointy feet are for stucco and Sheetrock. The rubber are for tile and brick.

Do you even sniper, bro?

Sirhr

See?
You learn something almost every day...
Of course, I usually just learn what to NEVER fucking do again. Like start some stupid shit in the Pit.

I sorta figured a guy would use one of those bipods out front like a normal guy would.
Then, for the extra stability, one would go near the butt.
That third one was where I was having trouble trying to figure out.

Then I remembered how often OP mentioned he liked butt sex...and then @sirhrmechanic pointed out that bolt handle...

 

[Aftermath]

Navy SEALs

@Sparkynation480 "Hold my bolt handle and count the bipods, bro."

 

[gopherslayer]

I'm on top brotha, I have a beautiful wife, beautiful children, I own 3 acres, I own a toyhauler that will haul all of you loosers to the real pit! And I'd run you over with any of my razor quads or my monster truck! I have a gun room full of firearms that these hands have built. You can't bring me down brotha! I enjoy life to the max! I'm headed to Cabos this following week man! I'm telling you, you don't do shit to this man! Love it!
And I love my position as a tradesman! All of your, bring me downs are nothing but words coming from cowardly men who have anger inside! And they're living a life of misery! Hahahahaah debt must be a bitch, I know because I HAD debt! Felt like you guys feel right now, and the only way to tolerate those feelings, was to bring people down, and to try to make them feel small.
I can tell who those people are, because I know, and you know who you are as well.
Hahahaah later soar bitches!. Hey, maybe I'll catch you at the fire PIT at the beach in Cabos!
Peace!

And here I thought school was back in session.

 

[101st]

View attachment 8506611I figured, anyone would enjoy this rig.

And I'll bet you found it in a dumpster.

 

[Bender]

This thread isn’t even worthy of my replies.

Try harder.

 

[37L1]

This thread isn’t even worthy of my replies.

Try harder.

But you just did.

 

[akmike47]

Navy SEALs
View attachment 8506745
@Sparkynation480 "Hold my bolt handle and count the bipods, bro."
View attachment 8506746

Subtle, perfect

 

[akmike47]

I’m still enjoying the fact he thinks none of us have toys, have been on vacation, or have been hunting

Much impressed, so rich, all the gay

 

[Aftermath]

18 to 7

 

[UKDslayer]

Navy SEALs
View attachment 8506745

SEALS? I thought it was about flashlights... One is none, two is one, three is better.

Or maybe for the OP fleshlights.

 

[gopherslayer]

Top mag has empty brass in it.

 

[Aftermath]

Top mag has empty brass in it.

All 5 in 1/2" @ 600 yards. Saving the brass as proof.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

SEALS? I thought it was about book contracts... One is none, two is one, three is better.

Or maybe for the OP fleshlights.

FIfY

 

[Ronws]

This thread isn’t even worthy of my replies.

Try harder.

Challenge.....



Accepted.

 

[Milf Dots]

Some of China's recent contributions to the world:

Spreading communo-totalitarianism worldwide
Destabilizing western cultures & nations
Undermining the world's currencies
Military provocations & proxy wars
Intentional exportation of the Wuhan virus & deaths of millions
Bird flu
Swine fever
Gov't sanctioned theft from every culture and nation of all conceivable products, technologies, patents, trademarks, designs
Junk products of all kinds- drywall, dogfood, metals
Counterfeit products of all kinds- ex., Leofoto

 

[1moaoff]

This smells like threads from yrs back.. same shit...
No pigeons though.

 

[camocorvette]

 

[Maser]

Wasn't it nice when I used to be the biggest fag on the playground?

 

[Maser]

The official bird of this thread:

 

[LeftyJason]

I hear they make great bolt handles, though…

View attachment 8506637

Are we at 7 yet?

Even if we were, would it truly be worth it?

 

[Aftermath]

Even if we were, would it truly be worth it?

No. This one is not really worthy.
Edit: 5 to 7

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wasn't it nice when I used to be the biggest fag on the playground?

Dude... you don't even come close these days...

And we all knew you were just trolling us...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

BTW, where 'is' the OP? Did he finally drop off the map after sticking his bolt handle where the sun don't shine?

That's 4 to go...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And I still want an answer on the three bipods.

Or is that two Tripods.

Or one sextapod?

Or 6 monopods?

Whatever it is... seems totally ghey?

Sirhr

 

[Aftermath]

Wasn't it nice when I used to be the biggest fag on the playground?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This smells like threads from yrs back.. same shit...
No pigeons though.

If there were pigeons @Bender would be responding... and not boycotting? Or is that @Dirty D who is convinced there should be more pork here?

Whatever... I am still hung up on the 600 yard 1/2 inch groups which, on my best day, I could not shoot. And I've shot some shit.

But I am sure the OP also bench presses a lot.. has bow kills of lots of marmots and stoats... does a hell of a lot more concrete work than me.

Probably also wears an ankle holster and grows spider plants on his three acres... Three acres... Bah ha hah ahah haha... I mean, that's like a suburban lawn! Bah ah ahhah aha hah.... That's like push mower shit.

Sirhr