Here's Spaaaaaarky!

[Sparkynation480]

Just tell everyone you’re my biggest, hugest, fan. And everyone will leave you be!

Wish you would had told me that 2 days ago

 

[Sparky]

Dam dinner is ready, gotta go gents

Eating lunch late.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Dam dinner is ready, gotta go gents

Well hopefully your man will like the sammich you made him! Welcome aboard!!

 

[37L1]

Eating lunch late.

He's been eating it all day.

 

[Sparkynation480]

Eating lunch late.

I get why would say that, But ... naa
It's dinner. Sitting in smack middle of Phx baby!! Well outskirts really, I've told 0 lies today!

 

[Sparky]

You sure about that?? This place is pretty rugged…

It’s wishful thinking, for his and my sake.

 

[carbonbased]

It's like I'm in the twilight zone.

Watch out!

 

[akmike47]

You’re realizing that I am gainfully employed.

Painfully if it’s that big

 

[Sparkynation480]

Watch out!

Lm

Watch out!

Where the hell you get this stuff man! Lmao

 

[Aftermath]

Furry blankets?

Reading comprehension evading you...still?

 

[Sparkynation480]

Reading comprehension evading you...still?

Word... I get it.

 

[akmike47]

He blesses me with fluffy furry blankets, he’s thoughtful.

I’m not gay, but seeing Frank posing on a fur blanket might make a guys peepee twitch

I’ve already seen him in heals

 

[Aftermath]

Where the hell you get this stuff man! Lmao

It's called humor, you fucking moron. You don't have any.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Two more pages to legendary thread status… given the last few hours, that is a chip shot!!

Sirhr

 

[Sparky]

I’m not gay, but seeing Frank posing on a fur blanket might make a guys peepee twitch

I’ve already seen him in heals

I think your peepee would retract in shame. Pure and utter envy.

 

[Sparkynation480]

It's called humor, you fucking moron. You don't have any.

Ok, Ill just go to the store and buy some.

 

[Aftermath]

I think your peepee would retract in shame. Pure and utter envy.

He has a webcam. Ask him to let you in. Dare ya.

 

[theLBC]

Wish you would had told me that 2 days ago

 

[akmike47]

We should pitch in and get sparky a gift ….our Sparky not this new turd

She works hard to keep Frank happy

 

[Aftermath]

Ok, Ill just go to the store and buy some.

See...there is no humor in that. There are over 200 thousand members on here and not one single one of them think that has any humor. You are a loser. A waste of cytoplasm that E. coli would make better use of.

 

[Sparky]

He has a webcam. Ask him to let you in. Dare ya.

This is high end, crème de la crème. We are wayyy out of your price range, stick to pornhub.

 

[akmike47]

I think your peepee would retract in shame. Pure and utter envy.

It’s just cold in here…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This is high end, crème de la crème. We are wayyy out of your price range, stick to pornhub.

Link???

Asking for a friend.

Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

Calling @Dirty D

You interrupt me banging your mom for this? Parades in June ain’t this queer.

 

[akmike47]

Link???

Asking for a friend.

Sirhr

She doesn’t know I’m Onlyfans famous.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Sure, we will go with that! I'll be thinking of you while in Cabos, the reason I mention this because, the haters gonna hate! All that anger, you guys need to release some of that man! Go get a blow job or something.

I've only made it to the end of page 2 and this is the saddest/funniest/most pathetic thing I have ever read.
Dude is going to Cabo to lay around the beach and go to scheduled fire pits with a bunch of other people that think that they have made it because they can afford to go to Cabo.
Man you have really made it to the top!!

Asshole to bellybutton with a bunch of other people/peacocks with their feathers on display? Sounds like a fucking blast. Have a great time. You have arrived!!!

 

[akmike47]

You interrupt me banging your mom for this? Parades in June ain’t this queer.

She’s been dead for 2 weeks, it’s time to let go

 

[carbonbased]

You interrupt me banging your mom for this? Parades in June ain’t this queer.

c’mon buddy slap those morbidly fat asian bitches down on this here page

 

[Aftermath]

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Does that mean Shake My Head or Shake my Hand?

 

[akmike47]

c’mon buddy slap those morbidly fat asian bitches down on this here page

My mom’s not Asian, and she’s not fat. She’s bloating

 

[Sparkynation480]

See...there is no humor in that. There are over 200 thousand members on here and not one single one of them think that has any humor. You are a loser. A waste of cytoplasm that E. coli would make better use of.

I've only made it to the end of page 2 and this is the saddest/funniest/most pathetic thing I have ever read.
Dude is going to Cabo to lay around the beach and go to scheduled fire pits with a bunch of other people that think that they have made it because they can afford to go to Cabo.
Man you have really made it to the top!!
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Asshole to bellybutton with a bunch of other people/peacocks with their feathers on display? Sounds like a fucking blast. Have a great time. You have arrived!!!

Well, not really, I do travel there at least once a year, I have family there as well.
I take my shit there and I been trying to sheep hunt alright! Leave me alone!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hot tub you say

Here in VT, we call it rendering…

Sirhr

 

[Makinchips208]

Given this place, you are lucky you didn’t have a pager go off… next to your balls.

Just ‘sayin!!!

Maybe new handle is in order. Not sure anyone here is named…

“Fizzle-out.”

But it would come with a legit backstory.

Sirhr

He could probably have the new handle of

“Rupaul”

That’s probably not taken yet.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He could probably have the new handle of

“IblewRupaul”

That’s probably not taken yet.

FIFY with one that is definitely not taken!

Sirhr

 

[akmike47]

I’m not even on my top game this test had it real easy since I have the flu lol

 

[Aftermath]

I have family there as well.

So....not Chyneese...

 

[Sparkynation480]

So....not Chyneese...

Fuck no mam! Come on!!

 

[Aftermath]

I’m not even on my top game this test had it real easy since I have the flu lol

Covid variant BS24/7?

 

[Sparkynation480]

Would it make you all happy if I sent back thos stupid tripod and just purchased another RRS, maybe a Fatboy?

 

[Aftermath]

Would it make you all happy if I sent back thos stupid tripod and just purchased another RRS, maybe a Fatboy?

Sure....bend to the social pressure. Verify your weakness.

 

[Sparkynation480]

Sure....bend to the social pressure. Verify your weakness.

Well, it's had a huge impact on all of you, I don't want to hurt my fellow Americans any longer. Plus that fat boy is looking pretty good

 

[Aftermath]

What will your compadre and familia in Todos Santos think?

 

[Sparkynation480]

What will your compadre and familia in Todos Santos think?

They'll support me either way I lean. I was just trying to save $$$ for my big horn hunt.

 

[Aftermath]

I was just trying to save $$$

But you make all that money and have all those quads and shit....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You could change it to "Slightly Retarded Corporal"

Lance Bag is the word you are looking for

Does that mean Shake My Head or Shake my Hand?

Shooters choice

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

So ,,, Looks like yall have accepted him.

 

[Ronws]

Hey @Sparkynation480 , is that actually you @Overton Windex ?

 

[Sparkynation480]

But you make all that money and have all those quads and shit....

Well, I have a helicopter too, with my own landing pad and my own security. Does it matter.

 

[Sparkynation480]

Hey @Sparkynation480 , is that actually you @Overton Windex ?

Not sure what you mean.

So ,,, Looks like yall have accepted him.

Tolerate, is more like it. Even then, I'm skeptical.

 

[DangerDave]

Tolerate, is more like it. Even then, I'm skeptical.