Here's Spaaaaaarky!

[Aftermath]

Alright,
let's see how fun this will be.

I'll take "Things Didn't Turn Out Quite Like I Expected, Alex. For the Daily Double Dicking, please."

 

[BLEE]

Sparky ain't gonna make it.

 

[carbonbased]

If Sparks is a REAL man, he’ll go sell Leofoto here:

 

[Aftermath]

 

[Sparkynation480]

I'm out for sure this time.

The dick in you’re throat should be a clue, but you are stupid so…
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And this is what a retard you are, your mother gave you sex change as a retarded little boy, so you confuse a penis for a vagina! Seriously seek help lady, you have about a month to live judging by that smell.

 

[Aftermath]

He burned ya so fucking bad, @akmike47

 

[Aftermath]

I'm out for sure this time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

We already have an @Sparky . who is awesome!

No posers or you will have the wrath of the Jawas on you!!!

 

[Sparky]

We already have an @Sparky . who is awesome!

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No posers or you will have the wrath of the Jawas on you!!!

Too ugly to be looked at had to cover up

 

[akmike47]

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He burned ya so fucking bad, @akmike47

I’ll be needing some ointment for that burn….

 

[Sparky]

@Sparkynation480, when I approved your ability to be on this site, I was like holy shit this guy thinks he’s my level of cool.

 

[akmike47]

Too ugly to be looked at had to cover up

Luckily Frank can’t see that high

 

[akmike47]

@Sparkynation480, when I approved your ability to be on this site, I was like holy shit this guy thinks he’s my level of cool.

Fucking wrong

 

[Aftermath]

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Why, yes!
You are right!!!
Your hand does make that rifle look bigger!

 

[Sparky]

Fucking wrong

Huh

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Jawas were the masters of the RPG… before any of us knew what an RPG was!



Sirhr

 

[Aftermath]

@Sparkynation480, when I approved your ability to be on this site, I was like holy shit this guy thinks he’s my level of cool.

Fucking wrong

Huh

He's not even close to your level of cool....

 

[Sparkynation480]

@Sparkynation480, when I approved your ability to be on this site, I was like holy shit this guy thinks he’s my level of cool.

Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls.

Given this place, you are lucky you didn’t have a pager go off… next to your balls.

Just ‘sayin!!!

Maybe new handle is in order. Not sure anyone here is named…

“Fizzle-out.”

But it would come with a legit backstory.

Sirhr

 

[Aftermath]

I'm out for sure this time

No, you're not, bitch.

Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls.

You are just hoping a pair of those balls slap you on the chin repeatedly

 

[akmike47]

Just in case OP is Chinese

肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài)​

 

[akmike47]

Huh

He isn’t on your level of cool at all

 

[Sparkynation480]

im super confused right now. "Sergeant of the hide".... full member?

 

[37L1]

im super confused right now. "Sergeant of the hide".... full member?

You could change it to "Slightly Retarded Corporal"

 

[Sparky]

Luckily Frank can’t see that high

That’s okay, I spent a lot of time looking up at him!

 

[akmike47]

im super confused right now. "Sergeant of the hide".... full member?

It means you agreed to the terms and conditions.

“no means yes, and yes means anal”

 

[Sparkynation480]

lmao

 

[akmike47]

That’s okay, I spent a lot of time looking up at him!

There’s no “ew” like option

Bet it’s weird having to lay on the floor to give a blowjob to someone standing up



Edit: dammit it just sounds like franks got a leg dick

 

[Sparkynation480]

Fucking guys! Hazing I take it!

 

[Big Phish]

It’s getting boring, he’s too stupid

and a fucking retard too. I swear he been the basement with fucked face biden.

 

[akmike47]

Fucking guys! Hazing I take it!

No, you’re just actually retarded

 

[carbonbased]

Just in case OP is Chinese

肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài)​

 

[Big Phish]

Yeah, my bad! I'll let the retards have the playground.
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It’s your crib you only one in it playing with yourself. Fucktard

 

[akmike47]

Forgot about this. There’s another where you trans late something into Estonian

 

[Sparky]

There’s no “ew” like option

Bet it’s weird having to lay on the floor to give a blowjob to someone standing up



Edit: dammit it just sounds like franks got a leg dick

He does have a backup leg, that’s why laying on the floor is ergonomic as hell, knee pads not required.

 

[akmike47]

He does have a backup leg, that’s why laying on the floor is ergonomic as hell, knee pads not required.

I hope you use a shooting mat like a civilized lady

 

[sirhrmechanic]

No, you’re just actually retarded

^^^. This.

We don’t haze.

 

[Sparky]

I hope you use a shooting mat like a civilized lady

He blesses me with fluffy furry blankets, he’s thoughtful.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I hope you use a shooting mat like a civilized lady

Sock bag?

Just ‘sayin!

 

[Big Phish]

Fucking guys! Hazing I take it!

 

[37L1]

He does have a backup leg, that’s why laying on the floor is ergonomic as hell, knee pads not required.

 

[Aftermath]

He blesses me with fluffy furry blankets, he’s thoughtful.

Now....don't be giving OP any ideas that he might get some furry blankets.

 

[Sparky]

You’re realizing that I am gainfully employed.

 

[Sparkynation480]

Al

Now....don't be giving OP any ideas that he might get some furry blankets.

Furry blankets?

 

[Sparkynation480]

It's like I'm in the twilight zone.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You’re realizing that I am gainfully employed.

Still shoe’in? It’s a legit profession for sure!!

Sirhr

 

[Sparky]

Al



Furry blankets?

Just tell everyone you’re my biggest, hugest, fan. And everyone will leave you be!

 

[Sparkynation480]

Dam dinner is ready, gotta go gents

 

[Sparky]

Still shoe’in? It’s a legit profession for sure!!

Sirhr

Nah, VA found out and treated to take my tax free disability.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just tell everyone you’re my biggest, hugest, fan. And everyone will leave you be!

You sure about that?? This place is pretty rugged…