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Here's Spaaaaaarky!
- Thread starter Sparkynation480
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If Sparks is a REAL man, he’ll go sell Leofoto here:
I'm out for sure this time.
And this is what a retard you are, your mother gave you sex change as a retarded little boy, so you confuse a penis for a vagina! Seriously seek help lady, you have about a month to live judging by that smell.
We already have an @Sparky . who is awesome!
No posers or you will have the wrath of the Jawas on you!!!
No posers or you will have the wrath of the Jawas on you!!!
Too ugly to be looked at had to cover up
@Sparkynation480, when I approved your ability to be on this site, I was like holy shit this guy thinks he’s my level of cool.
Jawas were the masters of the RPG… before any of us knew what an RPG was!
Sirhr
Sirhr
Well, now I understand why I had bowling balls thrown at me. Instead of dodge balls.
Given this place, you are lucky you didn’t have a pager go off… next to your balls.
Just ‘sayin!!!
Maybe new handle is in order. Not sure anyone here is named…
“Fizzle-out.”
But it would come with a legit backstory.
Sirhr
No, you're not, bitch.
You are just hoping a pair of those balls slap you on the chin repeatedly
Just in case OP is Chinese
肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài)
You could change it to "Slightly Retarded Corporal"
That’s okay, I spent a lot of time looking up at him!Luckily Frank can’t see that high
It means you agreed to the terms and conditions.
“no means yes, and yes means anal”
There’s no “ew” like option
Bet it’s weird having to lay on the floor to give a blowjob to someone standing up
Edit: dammit it just sounds like franks got a leg dick
No, you’re just actually retarded
Forgot about this. There’s another where you trans late something into Estonian
There’s no “ew” like option
Bet it’s weird having to lay on the floor to give a blowjob to someone standing up
Edit: dammit it just sounds like franks got a leg dick
He does have a backup leg, that’s why laying on the floor is ergonomic as hell, knee pads not required.
He blesses me with fluffy furry blankets, he’s thoughtful.
Just tell everyone you’re my biggest, hugest, fan. And everyone will leave you be!
