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SigSauerM7

SigSauerM7

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I have this problem.

I keep going out for Karoke and singing along like a perfect little angel....and women with Dates and or BF's keep trying to have sex with me.

One girl I banged in a janitors closet but went limp because her tinderdate opened the door...

Then just this last weekend..some cute Croatian girl told me to come over to her booth at like 1 a.m..(her BF was outside smoking)...

I started sniffing her hair and making her laugh and she pulled out her vagina...then her BF comes over and looks like he is going to cry...I walk away...he pays my 50 dollar tab without even telling me and gets her outta there.

I'm dead serious.

Why can I not attract single women...and not be a homewrecker or a bully asshole?

Should I steal these women and beat up their BFs?

I mean they were sexy...but what if they have fresh pancake mix inside them from their BFs!!....THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!!

Anyways.
 
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SigSauerM7 said:
I have this problem.

I started sniffing her hair and making her laugh and she pulled out her vagina...then her BF comes over and looks like he is going to cry...I walk away...he pays my 50 dollar tab without even telling me and gets her outta there.
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Just a hint, if she “pulled it out” it was a dick.
 
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TimC in KY said:
Just a hint, if she “pulled it out” it was a dick.
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No she undid her pants down to the top of the vagina crack thing...

I was just about to start kissing her and fingerbanging her. Like in 5 or 10 seconds.

Then her asshole BF comes in and looks at her like she is mentally retaded

I had like 90 lbs on him...but he was super nice and not mean to me.
 
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My brothers wife is another one.

She always sniffs me and rubs her boob's into me like on Step Brothers. Then my brothers face goes red. And when we sit down at dinner she freakin rubs my leg sometimes.

WHY can I not attract normal hot single chicks. It's seriously annoying.

I am not wearing my 570 dollar aftershave anymore or using my 30 dollar Italian soap. It's probably that.
 

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SigSauerM7 said:
I have this problem.

I keep going out for Karoke and singing along like a perfect little angel....and women with Dates and or BF's keep trying to have sex with me.

One girl I banged in a janitors closet but went limp because her tinderdate opened the door...

Then just this last weekend..some cute Croatian girl told me to come over to her booth at like 1 a.m..(her BF was outside smoking)...

I started sniffing her hair and making her laugh and she pulled out her vagina...then her BF comes over and looks like he is going to cry...I walk away...he pays my 50 dollar tab without even telling me and gets her outta there.

I'm dead serious.

Why can I not attract single women...and not be a homewrecker or a bully asshole?

Should I steal these women and beat up their BFs?

I mean they were sexy...but what if they have fresh pancake mix inside them from their BFs!!....THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!!

Anyways.
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I'll take "Several things that never fucking happened, for $1000 Alex".
 
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SigSauerM7 said:
My brothers wife is another one.

She always sniffs me and rubs her boob's into me like on Step Brothers. Then my brothers face goes red. And when we sit down at dinner she freakin rubs my leg sometimes.

WHY can I not attract normal hot single chicks. It's seriously annoying.

I am not wearing my 570 dollar aftershave anymore or using my 30 dollar Italian soap. It's probably that.
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I'm guessing you like dudes too?
 
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I think I know what to do now.

TRASH their BFs like in High School and get laid.

FUCK them....their GFs probably are looking for an out.

I'm not afraid of getting arrested anymore as of today. I know the system.

Cops like when you do that.
 
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SigSauerM7 said:
I have this problem.

I keep going out for Karoke and singing along like a perfect little angel....and women with Dates and or BF's keep trying to have sex with me.

One girl I banged in a janitors closet but went limp because her tinderdate opened the door...

Then just this last weekend..some cute Croatian girl told me to come over to her booth at like 1 a.m..(her BF was outside smoking)...

I started sniffing her hair and making her laugh and she pulled out her vagina...then her BF comes over and looks like he is going to cry...I walk away...he pays my 50 dollar tab without even telling me and gets her outta there.

I'm dead serious.

Why can I not attract single women...and not be a homewrecker or a bully asshole?

Should I steal these women and beat up their BFs?

I mean they were sexy...but what if they have fresh pancake mix inside them from their BFs!!....THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!!

Anyways.
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If I'm hard and there is puntang on the other end there could be full auto gun fire and carpet bombing around me and I wouldn't skip a beat.
Sounds like you need some pills dog.
 
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XLR308 said:
If I'm hard and there is puntang on the other end there could be full auto gun fire and carpet bombing around me and I wouldn't skip a beat.
Sounds like you need some pills dog.
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No...okay....well maybe..

I'm too afraid of causing prison riots again. I respect the law too much.

But wait. I am not going to be afraid of getting punched in the back of the head..either.

Maybe I should prime my body with my secret viagra formula BEFORE I go out!!!

Do you old Korea vets want to know what it is?
 
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Kay.

Another scenario around 2013.

City is Flooding and my stupid whore ex-wife invites her best friend into our basement t to stay for a month.

Her friend has nice tit's and...but also has a Somali BF..

So I get out of the shower ready for work smelling like Lectric Shave after shave and whatever shampoo..

She come around the corner and I'm in a towel and she says....

"I would totally fuck you and suck your cock if I didn't have a BF"...

So I says..

"Oh really hah. Aren't you still with what's his face"..

Then I went and got dressed.

You see I was raised Catholic..so..I'm faithful.
 
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Okay.

Scenario where I DIDNT FUCK UP...

Around 2009 my whore ex wife left me to o drink more alcohol and do cocaine with some asshole that I beat up...

So..

She leaves her friend laying on the couch.
But guess who it is..(my grade 9 crush).

So I went into my whore ex wife's kitchen and made 1.5 liters of powder iced tea....then I poured in 350mls of Bacardi White..

I CHUGGED like most of it....

Then I walked into the living room and she looked at me and smiled.

I just walked up to her and grabbed her ass and pussy...ripper her pants off and just fucked her doogy style...and we fucked 3 times. This was about 9 years after Grade 9.

So I'm not gay.
 
#38
As a young man, I did all kinds of STRAIGHT sexual things that I still feel like shit about. This included married woman.

Keep in mind that someday you will hit mid 40s and have to come to terms with all the bad shit you did.
 
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SigSauerM7 said:
Okay.

Scenario where I DIDNT FUCK UP...

Around 2009 my whore ex wife left me to o drink more alcohol and do cocaine with some asshole that I beat up...

So..

She leaves her friend laying on the couch.
But guess who it is..(my grade 9 crush).

So I went into my whore ex wife's kitchen and made 1.5 liters of powder iced tea....then I poured in 350mls of Bacardi White..

I CHUGGED like most of it....

Then I walked into the living room and she looked at me and smiled.

I just walked up to her and grabbed her ass and pussy...ripper her pants off and just fucked her doogy style...and we fucked 3 times. This was about 9 years after Grade 9.

So I'm gay.
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And then you woke up...
 
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Lange Carabine said:
And then you woke up...
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Correct. Took my whore ex wife out to Topps Pizza and had a Shrimp and Green Pepper Pizza with extra cheese and like 3 or 4 beers.

....then she found out 3 months later when I was at Pizza Hut with her daughter. (My step Daughter)..

The Gr.9 crush told all her friends that I pioneered her ASS..

But then my whore ex wife found out and she tried dumping me.

I guess Alberta is a small town.
 
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