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Girl Problems.
- Thread starter SigSauerM7
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I'll give ya this much- you're something else. I would have banged her myself (personally) if for no other reason to keep that story in my proverbial "back pocket" to one day (and only ONE day) pull it out and play the trump card that I fucked the bodyguard's daughter. Now that would make for a good story, especially if one had pictures to back the claims...
-LD
I was at this steroid Paki drug dealers house around 2010 in my 20s. (Wife's friends hubby).
He was fighting with his blond GF saying that he wasn't cheating on her. This is like 0130 hrs.
My whore ex wife was in the next room chilling out..
I am in the kitchen with guess who?
A refugee from Iraq. Came in 1991.
Her dad was Saddams most trusted bodyguard at that time. They were Greek-Arab Catholic.
She was hot.
So we are flirting for a bit and she I pick her up and put my fingers in her ass....
But then I stopped....
My future ex wife was walking into the room
Like I said....I am a good catholic.
I then went to bed.
Then I woke up and my new Iraqi wife made me some tea.
Moral of this scenario....don't get caught..
Ahhh yes.
Saddams favorite meal. Sheep's head.
I missed my timing, yes. I was too scared.
90% chance of getting busted.
Oh I just remembered a good one from just after high school around 911.......
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I had this hot Singaporean-Cantonese-Scot in my mom's basement...
We were making out and I was rubbing her pussy for like 30 minutes...
The she says...."Let's go to your bed".
I say...."no".
My mom was upstairs listening to make sure we didn't have sex.
No closed doors allowed in my parents house.
My hot GF was so embarrassed. She looked like she PISSED her pants...5 inch wet circle on her sexy blue jeans.
Do you guys think my Puritanical/Catholic/Protestant parents hurt my upbringing by stifling me in every way?
Hah hah, Classic Puritans.
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I had this hot Singaporean-Cantonese-Scot in my mom's basement...
We were making out and I was rubbing her pussy for like 30 minutes...
The she says...."Let's go to your bed".
I say...."no".
My mom was upstairs listening to make sure we didn't have sex.
No closed doors allowed in my parents house.
My hot GF was so embarrassed. She looked like she PISSED her pants...5 inch wet circle on her sexy blue jeans.
Do you guys think my Puritanical/Catholic/Protestant parents hurt my upbringing by stifling me in every way?
Hah hah, Classic Puritans.
She dumped me the next day. She was so embarrassed. I drove her home. She was crying.
I told her that her breath smelled like Garlic too much.
Here is what she kinda looked like.
She is a doctor now.
I told her that her breath smelled like Garlic too much.
Here is what she kinda looked like.
She is a doctor now.
He doesn’t realize we all know someone like him that’s full of shit, or that he’s mostly talking to himself.
It’s almost as though we have our own bumbling biden making up stories of the glory days
It’s almost as though we have our own bumbling biden making up stories of the glory days
No. I am serious.
I am like that good looking guy that everyone thinks is gay....but really I just have a low E.Q. at the expense of a high I.Q.
I got 99 problems but a 22 year quarter Asian son ain't one.
Hey...old JTF2 vets told me to journal...
So I am just doing it on here.
Those old Gen X'ers never told me if it has to be on paper or online.
So I am just doing it on here.
Those old Gen X'ers never told me if it has to be on paper or online.
OP signing up to brag about allegedly pulling 2-3’s, getting a ban, then coming back thinking we still care.
Remember, this moron was banned for a thread asking us exactly what our plans would be should we ever be faced with a authoritarian government. Should have remained banned.
I'm not going to discredit your words, because I once lived something similar. Just know, that when you round the corner of 40 years old, you start looking back at your life with some remorse, and then as you close in on 50 you spend a lot of time trying to figure out how you can make yourself feel right about being the person you were.
In my case, I fucking hate women now, regardless of all the pleasure and fun they gave me in my 20s and 30s. I suppose a drug addict would say the same about drugs!
Most people learn the hard way, you'll see. Every bad/hard thing usually comes with great reward, and every great thing comes with struggle.
In my case, I fucking hate women now, regardless of all the pleasure and fun they gave me in my 20s and 30s. I suppose a drug addict would say the same about drugs!
Most people learn the hard way, you'll see. Every bad/hard thing usually comes with great reward, and every great thing comes with struggle.
No. I just think it's kinda funny.
I don't get mad really. Women are what they are.
Not the retarded porn bots that some Millenials think they are. They are people.
I think perma banned people should get a Persona non Grata badge so we know it's permanent.
Do they have kempt black landing strips shaved
down there 
?They only wanna have sand children and don’t work. Did you have a canadian sand child with her?
Do they have kempt black landing strips shaved
They only wanna have sand children and don’t work. Did you have a canadian sand child with her?
I finna only touched her butt.
I would not reproduce with her. Her brother would give her a Pepsi abortion if he found out anyways.
