When you have a lot of money and can sing...shit goes down...groupy energy intensifies...then before you know it...they are fighting each other and HURTING each other just to get a taste.
Wild. Boomers were molesters.
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Wild. Boomers were molesters.
Damn. I got a buddy like that. Makes alot of money and girls come out of the woodwork to take his money. (In his own words).
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me"When you have a lot of money and can sing...shit goes down...groupy energy intensifies...then before you know it...they are fighting each other and HURTING each other just to get a taste.
Wild. Boomers were molesters.
I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
(Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre`
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")
Wait no...8.1/10.
Once I start doing Real Estate like Donald Trump....I will be able to afford mink blankets and a bed.
Once I start doing Real Estate like Donald Trump....I will be able to afford mink blankets and a bed.
Back in the day.........1985............just out of the Corps...........had a job working for the City. A friend ask me if I wanted to work the door at a new bar.........a little extra cash, free drinks.........and literally all the pussy you could want...........there were an amazing number of women that would sleep with you, or suck your dick, just because you would talk to them when they would come in.........I have so many stories.............next Birthday I will be 70...........those were the good old days........
Good times..
I used to bounce when I was little..
I COULD NOT bang the hot drunk chicks...
Could NOT do it. I was there to prevent fights.
If I didn't beat anyone up...but prevented fights PROPERLY... the chicks that work there DID not give a shit about u.
I could not take home ultra drunk 19 year olds...felt bad.
Lots of dudes did tho. The crew I worked with actually frowned upon it mostly...they said take home sober chicks or the bar chicks. Hah.
Guess who shows up at my bar?
My whore ex wife during our 5th breakup.
We banged hard.
Sometimes I soak your forum posts in the perfume I found in your whore grandma's dresser that one time I robbed her while she was in a diabetic coma. Once it's fully saturated, I poke a hole through it into which I later stick my penis.When you have a lot of money and can sing...shit goes down...groupy energy intensifies...then before you know it...they are fighting each other and HURTING each other just to get a taste.
Wild. Boomers were molesters.
I imagine I am making sweet sweet love to a soggy papier-mâché hispanic lady with a faint dewy mustache who smells an awful lot like your grandmother, the whore.
Not like I strafed 17,868 Koreans with an F86 old man..
Go to bed and give me your savings.
You 71 year old Korean War ground attack pilots are all the same..
Unoriginal and War Criminals.
Unoriginal and War Criminals.
No like I strafed 17,868 Koreans with an F86 old man.
Go to bed and give me your savings.
If you were an 18 year old Ground attack Pilot in 1953.....you would be 41 in 1977 at a KISS concert.
Giving out beer and Weed to 18 year olds in a Brand new 1976 Chevrolet Vandura with a beer cooler....bed...and waterbong. That's funny.
Well it was just for advice on what to do with a surplus of drunk chicks while still being Diverse....Egalitarian....Respectful....Inclusive....Consensual....and also fair.
I just need advice.
Go to Church, marry a good woman, have kids, and enjoy life.
If your story is BS, I wanna know what you’re smoking.
Hah. Has anyone here fought foreign and domestic...you probably just fought Foreign.
Hah. Ruh tards..
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Man up suit up and fuck every woman that wants dick,even the ugly one's.An Occasional big one as long as your friends aren't around to witness such an act of kindness.
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Wrong bro. The best women don't go to bars. Have your fun, the women have set themselves up to be like this as have the laws of the land, they are getting exactly what they have voted for.... Don't kid yourself into thinking the best women go out to bars, they don't and if they do, they go with their husband and aren't interested in another man. The best women are at their kids ballgame with their husband, not at bars.
You guys gotta try this shit...it's fucking crazy.
The shit works. It makes women French whores
I wonder if they Aksheillually put pheromones in it once once you get into the Sex Panther game $500 plus..
Would not fuckin surprise me.
