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Girl Problems.
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You sound exactly like my interpreter from Afghanistan... That you Farhad?
If you were a real "Catholic" you would know exactly what that illustration was.
[Sarcasm]Totally and completely unrelated to the aforementioned illustration, here's a picture of a cool motorcycle from the 1930's/40's [/Sarcasm]
Bless me Father for I have sinned, it's been 30 years since my last confession and these are my sins... I've lusted after a BMW motorcycle and forsaken even my wife to allocate all of the money we've saved to purchase that motorcycle to give me a shade of happiness. Amen.
-LD
We need to forgive the Israelites in Israel and Ukraine and Russia for their crimes and their pull away from God towards idolatry. Hopefully God will spare them from the Phillistines, Phoenicians, Sumerians, Caananites and Assyrians and the Medians.
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After my divorce from the first wife, I dated a much younger woman in my neighborhood. I was 53, she 35. Mother was fullblood Iroquois and her dad was from old Mexico, she was f'n nuts, compared to you, she's a Mensa member.
First rule of getting your ass handed to you, is to put down the shovel, but you be you sunshine. Maybe text the Sparkster and y'all can have a grand time likkin windows
First rule of getting your ass handed to you, is to put down the shovel, but you be you sunshine. Maybe text the Sparkster and y'all can have a grand time likkin windows
Picture of OP with SIL .
Fingers got that poly vinyl smell . Oh yeayaaa playa .
Know your seasons.
Know you're seasons people.
What does this mean?
If it's summertime and it's shorts weather, we aren't wearing Tom Ford Oud Wood behind one ear...and Tom Ford Vanilla Tobacco behind the other gentleman.
We are wearing Tom Ford Soleil Blanc...we are wearing Tom Ford Soliel Neige.
No... not all on your gawdy chest full of Gold Chains like a Tel Aviv Ring salesman...but behind each ear.
Why? Because it smells like Coconuts and Sunscreen. It smells like the beach. Do you think a woman wants to smell a woodsy Pumpkin Spice sniper Santa Clause in July?
No gentleman, she does not. Save that experience for Thanksgiving, Halloween party's, and Christmas. Maybe even smell like a Cohiba Cuban Cigar and some alcohol on your breath, such as Woodford Reserve to go with your Halloween costume.
Don't talk about Sniping or Norma 6mm BR Diamond Line...they will most likely be Liberal and will hate you...if they are good looking.
You can...if they are ready to mate...you can tell by their face and their harem of other women.
If they gang up on you and yell at you....their menstruation cycles are aligned and it's girls wine night. They are close to their periods. You don't want any of that non-sense.
Anyways what do we smell like in the spring?
The Ronbins are out...the box wine single mom cocaine addicts are out...wearing dresses and looking to score an NHL man..
What do we wear in March?
Maybe a little Tom Ford Cheerry Smoke and Soleil Brulant. Why?
So that you smell like a Drakkar Noir Flower. It's not TIME FOR COCONUT YET!!!!!!
These are just a few scenarios to get you out of your reloading garage and into the arms of a Ukrainian refugee with C sized tit's or maybe a drunk lady who gets abused by her BF at the bar at Christmas time and may have a bruise on her neck...which actually happened to me in fact last Christmas.
But that lady is a story for another day.
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Let's take a moment to evaluate the "women" you're attracting.
1. They hang out at bars.
2. They're willing to "cheat" on the men they're with. Literally physically in the same general area.
3. They're willing to give you "sex" with barely knowing who you are other than your physical appearance and apparently how you smell.
It's nothing more than an adolescent fantasy.
None of these are the traits of a woman I would be considering beyond shooting a porn movie. In fact, it sounds like a typical porn movie.
1. They hang out at bars.
2. They're willing to "cheat" on the men they're with. Literally physically in the same general area.
3. They're willing to give you "sex" with barely knowing who you are other than your physical appearance and apparently how you smell.
It's nothing more than an adolescent fantasy.
None of these are the traits of a woman I would be considering beyond shooting a porn movie. In fact, it sounds like a typical porn movie.
1. Even the best women go to bars sometimes.
2. It's not cheating if it's a tinder date or a BF that they pretty much hate. The new generation of girls are socially inept and awkward..even if they are pretty..typically.
3. They are not willing to give me sex until they smell me...touch me...and have me sucking on their ear..this is how you prime women for sex.
My record prime time is about 10 minutes.
That is hello....to sex.
You can do this too.
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1. No, not all of them do. Your world view is skewed.
2. If they are there w/ someone else, especially a boyfriend even if they hate them, it's cheating. Quality women, and men, end the relationship before moving on. Socially Inept and awkward is the type of woman you're attracting. This is proved by your "cheating whore wife". Everyone enjoys attention and being sought after and chased regardless of social standing. Not everyone pulls their pussy out in a janitor's closet for a guy they just met because you gave them a compliment and smell good. A phone number? Yes. Their pussy? No. Again, this is literally a porn script.
3. They should not be willing to give you sex, in ten minutes none the less, based only on smell. Unless you're hanging out at a swingers club, these are broken women. They've likely suffered some type of abuse, likely as a child and sexual, and have never resolved their issues. They will continue with the cycle until they get help. They'll cheat on you too, as you've already shown. Why do strippers always "play" the rich dude who wants to save them only to chase the the abusive bad boy who only treats them like shit? This isn't rocket science, it's a well known pattern of abused women.
I have no desire to do this too.
Just tell them that you are not Construction forn90 dollars per hour.
Bars are a mating zone for mammals.
I have a desire to do this.
The top 1% of the world's beautiful women are biologically programmed to be promiscuous.
They are not abused in most cases.
Yes it is rocket science. Just like ballistics.
Bars are a mating zone for mammals.
I have a desire to do this.
The top 1% of the world's beautiful women are biologically programmed to be promiscuous.
They are not abused in most cases.
Yes it is rocket science. Just like ballistics.
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This is provably false. Males are biologically built to seed as many women as possible while women are biologically built to find a stable partner. There's a small window during menstruation where women may choose multiple partners but it's an extremely narrow window but they do seek strong, manly type men in this narrow window of time. Historically, women only menstruate once per year, the rest of that time they're pregnant. It's only been about one generation when this has changed due to a women's access to birth control. Admittedly this has thrown a wrench in how women are biologically built.
I researched why the top 0.1% of the world's women seek more male partners...
I think they said it's because they have the top 0.1% percent of men chasing them...so it's hard for them to put down stable roots given all the adventure and money. I don't know I wasn't really listening.
Why do all the Hells Angels in Kelowna bed 90% of the good looking women in the Kelowna area?
Dang, OP, you are so full of it, this has got to be "your" song:
Imaginary lovers never turn you down
When all the others turn you away, they're around
It's my private pleasure, midnight fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover, you're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers, oh yeah
When ordinary lovers don't feel what you feel
And real life situations lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when
You need satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers never turn you down
When all the others turn you away, they're around
It's my private pleasure, midnight fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover, you're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers, oh yeah
When ordinary lovers don't feel what you feel
And real life situations lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when
You need satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
I appreciate the time you took to write that down.
I am a Johnny.O and Cynthia Cuidad Juarez/El Paso nightclub music kind of guy.
i feel the pain brother. a few of my buddies wives have made their intention known.
for instance, just 2 weeks ago i dropped him off from out shooting one evening. we were in the drive way, his 110 lbs asian wife comes out in her light weight summer pullover dress. we were all talking, buddy walks off to put his shit in the garage.
she puts her hands on her hips and start snapping her underwear waist bands while looking right at me and talking, never missed a step. turns around and wiggles away with one more SNAP and then turns her head to make sure i was watching.
i know for a fact she wears thongs too, seen them hanging in the laundry room before.
"dear pleasure journal...."
Ya dude.
These cats are in heat and fucked.
I had that happen with my whore ex wife's best new best friend when I was helping her with a new couch in the garage.
She sat on the couch and lit a cigarette...
I asked her "did you get work done...it looks good". (Boob's job).
He BF was on the Oil Riggs for 3 weeks.
She looks at my pants and licks her lips..and shuffles her pelvis down and breaths hard...panting...
I'm like.....WTF is wrong with these ratchet hoe's...
Then I helped her move the couch onto the truck and left.
She still gives the whore eye.
Edward Scissor Hands neighborhood chicks...
It is. Right?
It's like Gene Simmons in 1977 Montreal banging like 5 teenagers (legal in 1977 in Montreal)...mental..
That guy should be in jail....but not...
right! women are alot more horny than they let on, especially for new stuff.
back before i was married, i was on vacation back in my hometown seeing a bud from high school. he was at work and i was hanging at his pad drinking beers with his woman and playing pool with his girlfriend, also someone i knew during high school but a couple years younger.
i was getting ready for a shot and she slides up from the side and right btw my arms. says something-something about about balls and a stick.....it was everything i could do to not behave.
my bad though, we all know what beers leads too....
fuck, i got another one for ya.....
a 4-5 years back i was going through divorce and hanging out with a buddy and his girl friend, we are all in our 50's.
my head was kind of a mess and wasnt really into hooking up with anyone but we got all fucked up, lights were down low, his woman was always hanging on me and my buddy didnt care, he was banging other chicks on the side anyway.
so he sees her leaning into me. walks over and says, "tucaz...you need to get laid. how about you and chicka go upstairs and fuck but only with the agreement i can watch"
she was a little shocked but she didnt object or get pissy.
swear to god that is the truth. crazy
about a year later i went over there and she answers the door and immediately jumped up, wrapped her legs around my waist and started dry docking me. buddy stands there laughing his ass off. they broke up shortly after that night.
a 4-5 years back i was going through divorce and hanging out with a buddy and his girl friend, we are all in our 50's.
my head was kind of a mess and wasnt really into hooking up with anyone but we got all fucked up, lights were down low, his woman was always hanging on me and my buddy didnt care, he was banging other chicks on the side anyway.
so he sees her leaning into me. walks over and says, "tucaz...you need to get laid. how about you and chicka go upstairs and fuck but only with the agreement i can watch"
she was a little shocked but she didnt object or get pissy.
swear to god that is the truth. crazy
about a year later i went over there and she answers the door and immediately jumped up, wrapped her legs around my waist and started dry docking me. buddy stands there laughing his ass off. they broke up shortly after that night.
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