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Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)
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We have prenups and lawyers for this stuff now. If youre taking the plunge and not protecting yourself and her, then you are just dumb. Nobody should have to start over financially if things go south. Some might say that something like that might start a relationship off with dis-trust, but if your future spouse can't grasp that people and things change over time, then maybe they are not the right one for you.
I wish the law required a prenup to get a marriage license. That is the time to think about these things, not when shit is bad!
Last time my lady was in the hospital when they asked if she did drugs I said "cocaine, but only on tuesdays", or when she had TMJ and they asked why her jaw hurt I was mouthing "you better not say nothin". Both made her laugh and confused the doctor.
Could be worse.
Hate to break it to you on your hopes and dreams, but the courts are more than happy to let the females totally act like all the paperwork doesn't exist.
Also guess what... your prenup won't stop some judge from deciding that all your paycheck goes to some woman for "child support".
You'll have to be willing to spend almost as much as the divorce in legal fees to defend your prenup and hope at best you get to have the woman stick to it.
The horror stories out there are crazy and common.
You don't even have to be married, don't even have to have kids together yet, don't even have to be living together yet for some evil judge to agree that some woman can take loads of your money because "man bad, man should be slave to woman."
I love my wife. It took 25 years, but she is now an expert in holding the flashlight exactly where I need it, and she can hand me tools a lot of the time without me speaking a word. Wouldn't trade her for anyone.
I don't have enough time left to train another one only to find out she lacks the talent...
I don't have enough time left to train another one only to find out she lacks the talent...
When my wife and I got married in 2010, when we did our taxes the next year we were like "wtf??". It's gotten better, maybe it's break-even, but that first year was a shock...we even joked maybe we should get divorced and save the money LOL
I guess there’s no advantage to marriage then!!
Taxes are only lower when you are married, if the other party isn't working.
IF that's the case you will hate life, the world and everything in it when you get divorce and they whine to the judge that they are not used to working and so even though they aren't going to be in the marriage anymore, they would still like you to be enslaved to pay for their lifestyle because well... men bad.. men should be enslaved...
IF that's the case you will hate life, the world and everything in it when you get divorce and they whine to the judge that they are not used to working and so even though they aren't going to be in the marriage anymore, they would still like you to be enslaved to pay for their lifestyle because well... men bad.. men should be enslaved...
There's absolutely asshole guys out there. I know a few of them and it's not exactly a mystery why they can't keep a relationship up.
Anywho, one of the best parts of my personal relationship is when she cooks dressed like this:
Pretty neat stuff. She can throw it down in the kitchen.
Pretty neat stuff. She can throw it down in the kitchen.
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Married 34 years. Have seen each other through countless episodes of life’s many peaks and valleys, from births to deaths and literally everything in between. Kids, grandkids, careers, retirement soon, etc. She’s still beautiful and we’ve long since grown very patient with, and appreciative of one another. We’re blessed.
I feel the best thing about being in a relationship is connecting with another human being. I was married to my wife for 28 wonderful years. She was my advocate, moral compass, confidante, best friend and lover. We were in love to the point that each of us would take a bullet for each other. We knew what each other better than we knew ourselves. Like another poster said earlier she made me want to become a better person. I enjoyed seeing the world through her eyes. Sadly I lost her 8 months ago. I wake up every day hoping to see her face or wishing I could converse with her again. but then then reality comes rushing back that she is gone. My .02 cents worth is hug and cherish your loved ones because they can be gone in a blink of an eye!! sorry for the rant...
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@maggitas - no apologies allowed for that.
Sounds like a wonderful time you shared with her and even in your loss, your memories tell us a great story.
My condolences sir.
Sounds like a wonderful time you shared with her and even in your loss, your memories tell us a great story.
My condolences sir.
That sounds like my last marriage.
I'd come home after a 12 hour day and clean all the dirty dishes out of the sink, and start the dishwasher.
When we went to the marriage counselor, she complained that it "made her look bad" The marriage counselor looked at her like WTF.
My business law professor stressed the hell out of this in undergrad. This was cheap insurance when the D happened.
My absolute fav part... texting stupid shit during the day and cracking up, imagining the look on his face when we opens the message.
Together since 2003. Humor is good stuff
. As long as one of us is laughing
Together since 2003. Humor is good stuff
. As long as one of us is laughing
Shit, man, the last counseling appointment I had with ex, she got upset, stood up from the couch, faked passing out, magically woke up as the counselor was calling 9-1-1, stood up, grabbed my face with her nails, left 4 claw marks on each side of my face as I sat there motionless, then stormed out.
Counselor looked at me and was like, "yeah...uuhhh...there's no fixing what just happened"
Edit to add: I guess that was one of the best parts: a 3rd party witnessing what was occurring on the regular in the home.
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Since my relationships rarely last longer than a week, the best part is when she leaves or I leave her place!
This is the lookMy absolute fav part... texting stupid shit during the day and cracking up, imagining the look on his face when we opens the message.
Together since 2003. Humor is good stuff
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Sometimes your spouse may be having a very tough day, and you just have to relax and not push things. Definitely do not push their buttons.
And the women bitch about "there are no good men out there"... boo hoo... yeah, there are, they just don't know how to act like women. They act like girls.
Could say the same for the male species.
Then the poor saps, grown boys finding the grown girls, making all kinds of a hot mess..
You'll go from boiling the bottles and pacifiers to just rinsing them off under the tap before you know it.
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