It was my wife. Now I know what I did might be frowned upon but in my selfish opinion I thought it was necessary. Here it goes....
Wifey went out last night to take the dogs for a walk. We have Cavalier King Charles Spaniels so if any of you are wondering, a one legged blind kitten could kick their ass. Ok, back on topic. Wifey takes the dogs for a walk last night and I remind her to stay on the lighted paths and bring her mace. Of course I get the "its a lighted path honey, I'll be fine" comment and after a minute of arguing she leaves without it. I'm thinking to myself "Ok, bitch you wanna' keep playing this game with me fine, lets play". I let her leave and wait a few minutes. I run upstairs and put on everything black including my ski mask (no tactical gear). I then make my way outside and follow her to the <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">DIMLY </span>LIT</span> path. I keep a certain distance but I let her know there is someone behind her and I start walking faster towards her. She starts walking faster, I start walking faster. It gets to the point where I start jogging to reach her and she bursts out into a full on sprint and starts screaming, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm running at her with my arms reached out to grab her but purposely keeping a short amount of distance between us. She's SCREAMING now. We get to our block and she runs into our walkway, inside the house slamming the door. I run around back, hop the fence and make my way into the kitchen. She's screaming my name in the house and I grab her and say "whats the matter babe" (I know I'm a dick). Wifey goes into full detail about what happened and is in tears. She uttered the four words any man waits to hear his entire life from a woman he loves...."I want a gun".
Soooo this morning I make her breakfast and break the news to her that it was me last night. I was expecting her to do the Dim Mak or the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on me but shockingly enough she said "I learned my lesson and I still want a gun"
GUN OWNERS UNITE!!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MEMBER!!!!
So any recommendations on a nice semi-auto for a woman?
Wifey went out last night to take the dogs for a walk. We have Cavalier King Charles Spaniels so if any of you are wondering, a one legged blind kitten could kick their ass. Ok, back on topic. Wifey takes the dogs for a walk last night and I remind her to stay on the lighted paths and bring her mace. Of course I get the "its a lighted path honey, I'll be fine" comment and after a minute of arguing she leaves without it. I'm thinking to myself "Ok, bitch you wanna' keep playing this game with me fine, lets play". I let her leave and wait a few minutes. I run upstairs and put on everything black including my ski mask (no tactical gear). I then make my way outside and follow her to the <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">DIMLY </span>LIT</span> path. I keep a certain distance but I let her know there is someone behind her and I start walking faster towards her. She starts walking faster, I start walking faster. It gets to the point where I start jogging to reach her and she bursts out into a full on sprint and starts screaming, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm running at her with my arms reached out to grab her but purposely keeping a short amount of distance between us. She's SCREAMING now. We get to our block and she runs into our walkway, inside the house slamming the door. I run around back, hop the fence and make my way into the kitchen. She's screaming my name in the house and I grab her and say "whats the matter babe" (I know I'm a dick). Wifey goes into full detail about what happened and is in tears. She uttered the four words any man waits to hear his entire life from a woman he loves...."I want a gun".
Soooo this morning I make her breakfast and break the news to her that it was me last night. I was expecting her to do the Dim Mak or the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on me but shockingly enough she said "I learned my lesson and I still want a gun"
GUN OWNERS UNITE!!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER MEMBER!!!!
So any recommendations on a nice semi-auto for a woman?