Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Barneybdb]

 

[aprocast]

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The Unlikely Friendship Of A Dog And An Owl​

I wouldn't have believed that an owl and a dog could become best friends until I saw these surprising and adorable photos by Tanja Brandt, a professional animal photographer and collage artist in Germany. Ingo the shepherd dog and Poldi the little owl seem more than happy to cozy up to each other for photoshoots bathed in golden evening light.
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I have a really good price for you on a lightly used bridge

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

I have a really good price for you on a lightly used bridge

I just sent the last payment for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, should have the deeds tomorrow and be able to start collecting the tolls.....

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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Did she come in last place in her fantasy football league?

 

[brianf]

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I actually don’t get it??

Read it 30 times lol..getting old I guess

 

[RETE8]

 

[JMGlasgow]

I actually don’t get it??

Read it 30 times lol..getting old I guess

I'm assuming the kid is asking about oral presentations vs written for a school assignment.

 

[RETE8]

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I don’t think that is how you hydro-dip…

 

[Sandhog308]

I actually don’t get it??

Read it 30 times lol..getting old I guess

Two types of tests ….either oral or written. Little man wasn’t inquiring about blow jobs.

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Mwalex]

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I can smell that from here

 

[TCreedmoor]

I actually don’t get it??

Read it 30 times lol..getting old I guess

You must be married. A lot of guys don’t get it after the wedding.

 

[doubloon]

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You can thank Bobbie Silvers of ST and AAC lore who also brought you devastating performance packed in a package called 300BLK

 

[Dirty D]

That was easy to fap to.

Fag

 

[Dirty D]

Turdcutter308 learning to flirt

@Threadcutter308

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Did your wiener get burned when you pressed it up against this weird new furry?

It burns when I pee, does that count?

 

[Fx51LP308]

Two types of tests ….either oral or written. Little man wasn’t inquiring about blow jobs.

Or, for example, arguments in a law school case. There was a "Paper Chase" TV episode that covered that very thing.

 

[Dirty D]

That looks like me after enjoying gas station sushi

 

[Dirty D]

If any of you want to do this in the Denver area, I’ll help and I’ll hide you in my basement until the cops stop looking for us

Nah bro, we’ve all heard about your basement.

 

[Fx51LP308]

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Would this be the "La Carretta" Restaurant in either Miami (Calle Ocho) or LA?

 

[Dirty D]

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They still be on the prowl

 

[Dirty D]

Would this be the "La Carretta" Restaurant in either Miami (Calle Ocho) or LA?

This man knows his BBC (on both coasts)

 

[Dirty D]

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While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

 

[Dirty D]

Thought it was to hoist her Gunt out of the way

I just crawl in there, it smells like old cottage cheese but it’s cozy.

 

[Dirty D]

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You’re not supposed to park there

 

[carbonbased]

While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

I am tempted…soooo tempted

 

[Dirty D]

Why does @Barneybdb get to be the good looking one?

That penile colony feller do got a purty mouf

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

I know that guy

That guy 9 minutes into hanging out with Mike

 

[Dirty D]

Someone has to be the sex appeal.

@Barneybdb has all of the sex appeal of a platypus with an extra chromosome and a raging case of mange

 

[Dirty D]

Shit happens more than you think. I hit a stump on a sport quad in tall grass that lawn darted me, the suspension unloading made the frame clear the stump, for some reason the universe made the throttle stick and it ran me over. Had dirt bikes chase me down also lol

Even the universe knows what a cunt you are

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

You can’t park there.

I used to investigate accidents for an insurance company, you would be impressed at all of the places people park cars

 

[Mike Casselton]

You’re not supposed to park there

If it fits, it ships.

 

[Dirty D]

I can’t sleep so I’ll try, and I’ll put it in terms you understand. (I checked the first two with @Dirty D and @168BTHPM)

131.56 average Blue Whale penises long and 26.18 tall.

The ship would burn 28.4 blue whale ejactulations per hour

and carries the average human equivalent to about 3.76 average blue whales in weight I believe

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Why did you ask 168? He’s only an expert in donkey dicks

 

[Dirty D]

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“Why does the yoga studio smell like the dumpster behind the fish market?”

 

[Dirty D]

I just sent the last payment for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, should have the deeds tomorrow and be able to start collecting the tolls.....

They take payment in used condoms that smell like drop bear ass?

 

[168BTHPM]

While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.

 

[Dirty D]

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.
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Laugh all you want, it worked on your mom.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TCreedmoor]

If it fits, it ships.

This one’s a submarine, not a ship.