I used to investigate accidents for an insurance company, you would be impressed at all of the places people park cars
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Why did you ask 168? He’s only an expert in donkey dicks
“Why does the yoga studio smell like the dumpster behind the fish market?”
They take payment in used condoms that smell like drop bear ass?
Laugh all you want, it worked on your mom.
Maybe. Did it start before or after you tried fucking the boss-level furry
I try to make all my guests’ stays enjoyable and entertaining
Your mom doesn’t like it when you call her that
“I should call her” - 168BTHPM
Motivates me to LMAO as they turn on each other! 
FUCK YEAH! BRING IT BRING IT! I knew I am not the only one waiting for a redesigned version of this thing and powered by a high performance gasoline engine, diesel engine, or diesel electric drive. Let the original V1.0 be relegated to the early 2020s as a symbol of the Biden presidency and it's dampening effects on all things innovative. 2024 is where we start doing things differently.
At the moment, among the 3,000-8,000 or so Cybertrucks in operation, a fraction of them have been converted to diesel and these are all custom jobs and long term projects by their owners.
At the moment, among the 3,000-8,000 or so Cybertrucks in operation, a fraction of them have been converted to diesel and these are all custom jobs and long term projects by their owners.
In frustration... after the commercial comes on... you turn to the women's underwear section of the Sears catalog... because your dad moved his stash of Playboys.
Motivates me to LMAO as they turn on each other!
DNC RECAP 2024:
Presidency: LOST
Senate: LOST
House: LOST
Popular vote: LOST
Meme War: LOST
1.2 billion USD in media campaign: LOST
Science and tech leader/celebrity backing: LOST
This is what happens when one has alienated themselves from the populace and is stupid enough to double down and threaten the populace with more censorship when called out. I laughed especially at the part where they were complaining that all of these elitists who wanted to move their families into DC under the Harris regime are now facing destitution and financial ruin. This was the same ordeal that you put millions of ordinary hardworking citizens through when you pushed for and passed those vaccine mandates. What you whiny fucks are "going through" is nothing compared to the lives you put in jeopardy over the past 4 years. We hope you will go through worse and we will make it worse for you in any way we legally can.
#RigTheseMuthafuckinNutsOnYoFace
Huh, that’s weird. I hear her telling other people to call her that. Maybe I’ll send you some vids of your mom and I to give you a few pointers
“I’m here for a good time and not a long time
I have on a cr250. Hit a very large rock and went over the handle bars saw the front tire go over my helmet. The guy riding behind me was laughing almost as hard as me when i got up.
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