Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

That looks like me after enjoying gas station sushi

 

[Dirty D]

If any of you want to do this in the Denver area, I’ll help and I’ll hide you in my basement until the cops stop looking for us

Nah bro, we’ve all heard about your basement.

 

[Fx51LP308]

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Would this be the "La Carretta" Restaurant in either Miami (Calle Ocho) or LA?

 

[Dirty D]

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They still be on the prowl

 

[Dirty D]

Would this be the "La Carretta" Restaurant in either Miami (Calle Ocho) or LA?

This man knows his BBC (on both coasts)

 

[Dirty D]

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While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

 

[Dirty D]

Thought it was to hoist her Gunt out of the way

I just crawl in there, it smells like old cottage cheese but it’s cozy.

 

[Dirty D]

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You’re not supposed to park there

 

[carbonbased]

While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

I am tempted…soooo tempted

 

[Dirty D]

Why does @Barneybdb get to be the good looking one?

That penile colony feller do got a purty mouf

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

I know that guy

That guy 9 minutes into hanging out with Mike

 

[Dirty D]

Someone has to be the sex appeal.

@Barneybdb has all of the sex appeal of a platypus with an extra chromosome and a raging case of mange

 

[Dirty D]

Shit happens more than you think. I hit a stump on a sport quad in tall grass that lawn darted me, the suspension unloading made the frame clear the stump, for some reason the universe made the throttle stick and it ran me over. Had dirt bikes chase me down also lol

Even the universe knows what a cunt you are

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

You can’t park there.

I used to investigate accidents for an insurance company, you would be impressed at all of the places people park cars

 

[Mike Casselton]

You’re not supposed to park there

If it fits, it ships.

 

[Dirty D]

I can’t sleep so I’ll try, and I’ll put it in terms you understand. (I checked the first two with @Dirty D and @168BTHPM)

131.56 average Blue Whale penises long and 26.18 tall.

The ship would burn 28.4 blue whale ejactulations per hour

and carries the average human equivalent to about 3.76 average blue whales in weight I believe

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Why did you ask 168? He’s only an expert in donkey dicks

 

[Dirty D]

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“Why does the yoga studio smell like the dumpster behind the fish market?”

 

[Dirty D]

I just sent the last payment for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, should have the deeds tomorrow and be able to start collecting the tolls.....

They take payment in used condoms that smell like drop bear ass?

 

[168BTHPM]

While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.

 

[Dirty D]

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.
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Laugh all you want, it worked on your mom.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TCreedmoor]

If it fits, it ships.

This one’s a submarine, not a ship.

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D has really made some progress on his Luv Shaq. Not the building, he is Shaq's lover.

 

[The D]

It burns when I pee, does that count?

Maybe. Did it start before or after you tried fucking the boss-level furry

Nah bro, we’ve all heard about your basement.
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I try to make all my guests’ stays enjoyable and entertaining

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

This is the same technique @akmike47 uses in bed with his boyfriends.

 

[Dirty D]

Maybe. Did it start before or after you tried fucking the boss-level furry

Your mom doesn’t like it when you call her that

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[akmike47]

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“I should call her” - 168BTHPM

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

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You know Barney’s mom






@Barneybdb

 

[Dirty D]

“I should call her” - 168BTHPM

IYKYK

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

@akmike47 after a long hard day at the Flying J in stall #3.

 

[168BTHPM]