Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

You can’t park there.

I used to investigate accidents for an insurance company, you would be impressed at all of the places people park cars

 

[Mike Casselton]

You’re not supposed to park there

If it fits, it ships.

 

[Dirty D]

I can’t sleep so I’ll try, and I’ll put it in terms you understand. (I checked the first two with @Dirty D and @168BTHPM)

131.56 average Blue Whale penises long and 26.18 tall.

The ship would burn 28.4 blue whale ejactulations per hour

and carries the average human equivalent to about 3.76 average blue whales in weight I believe

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Why did you ask 168? He’s only an expert in donkey dicks

 

[Dirty D]

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“Why does the yoga studio smell like the dumpster behind the fish market?”

 

[Dirty D]

I just sent the last payment for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, should have the deeds tomorrow and be able to start collecting the tolls.....

They take payment in used condoms that smell like drop bear ass?

 

[168BTHPM]

While I realize that @168BTHPM is extra turbo cunty if we banned every cunt there wouldn’t be any members left.

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.

 

[Dirty D]

I resemble this remark.

Meanwhile here is a photo of @Dirty D showing off at the Flying J.
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Laugh all you want, it worked on your mom.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TCreedmoor]

If it fits, it ships.

This one’s a submarine, not a ship.

 

[168BTHPM]

@Dirty D has really made some progress on his Luv Shaq. Not the building, he is Shaq's lover.

 

[The D]

It burns when I pee, does that count?

Maybe. Did it start before or after you tried fucking the boss-level furry

Nah bro, we’ve all heard about your basement.
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I try to make all my guests’ stays enjoyable and entertaining

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

This is the same technique @akmike47 uses in bed with his boyfriends.

 

[Dirty D]

Maybe. Did it start before or after you tried fucking the boss-level furry

Your mom doesn’t like it when you call her that

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[akmike47]

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“I should call her” - 168BTHPM

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

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You know Barney’s mom






@Barneybdb

 

[Dirty D]

“I should call her” - 168BTHPM

IYKYK

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

@akmike47 after a long hard day at the Flying J in stall #3.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Dirty D]

Motivates me to LMAO as they turn on each other!

 

[Dirty D]

@akmike47 after a long hard day at the Flying J in stall #3.

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Needs more glazing

 

[Blue Sky Country]

FUCK YEAH! BRING IT BRING IT! I knew I am not the only one waiting for a redesigned version of this thing and powered by a high performance gasoline engine, diesel engine, or diesel electric drive. Let the original V1.0 be relegated to the early 2020s as a symbol of the Biden presidency and it's dampening effects on all things innovative. 2024 is where we start doing things differently.

At the moment, among the 3,000-8,000 or so Cybertrucks in operation, a fraction of them have been converted to diesel and these are all custom jobs and long term projects by their owners.

 

[168BTHPM]

When @Dirty D and @akmike47 invite their dog for fun time.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

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In frustration... after the commercial comes on... you turn to the women's underwear section of the Sears catalog... because your dad moved his stash of Playboys.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Motivates me to LMAO as they turn on each other!

DNC RECAP 2024:

Presidency: LOST
Senate: LOST
House: LOST
Popular vote: LOST
Meme War: LOST
1.2 billion USD in media campaign: LOST
Science and tech leader/celebrity backing: LOST

This is what happens when one has alienated themselves from the populace and is stupid enough to double down and threaten the populace with more censorship when called out. I laughed especially at the part where they were complaining that all of these elitists who wanted to move their families into DC under the Harris regime are now facing destitution and financial ruin. This was the same ordeal that you put millions of ordinary hardworking citizens through when you pushed for and passed those vaccine mandates. What you whiny fucks are "going through" is nothing compared to the lives you put in jeopardy over the past 4 years. We hope you will go through worse and we will make it worse for you in any way we legally can.

#RigTheseMuthafuckinNutsOnYoFace

 

[The D]

Your mom doesn’t like it when you call her that

Huh, that’s weird. I hear her telling other people to call her that. Maybe I’ll send you some vids of your mom and I to give you a few pointers

 

[Dirty D]

When @Dirty D and @akmike47 invite their dog for fun time.

“I’m here for a good time and not a long time

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Necessary 3vil]

 

[Boon20]

I have on a cr250. Hit a very large rock and went over the handle bars saw the front tire go over my helmet. The guy riding behind me was laughing almost as hard as me when i got up.

 

[carbonbased]

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This is seriously one of my fav memes of all time

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[carbonbased]

SOMEBODY: RAGING IN THE FORUMS

ME:

Edit: bacillus cereus