Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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This somehow disturbs me lol
A chick should be wearing this, although I get that the dude could be the “milker”
Looks like the Patrick from sponge bob
Gobbles up wood almost as fast as @168BTHPM, almost
REWARD
So pissed right now Prayers for @168BTHPM someone broke into his truck. They went through and took a load of personal stuff. If anyone comes across any garage sale sites posting any of it please let us know. He is offering a reward!!
Items stolen
- 18” light up sparkle dildo
- hot Cheeto flavor Ball gag
- pair of nipple tassels
- funyun scented butt plug
- purple fur handcuffs
- Paddle w/holes
- Pink sparkling anal beads
- 2 inbred semi-tame pet gerbils
- a tube of anal ease
- a 2” pvc pipe roughly 3 ft long
- one pair of crotchless edible underwear (bacon, egg, and cheese flavor)
- a cucumber
- one slightly molested rotisserie chicken
- a mag-lite shaped personal male stroker
- 12 pack of bud light
- 2 tickets to the Dallas Cowboys football game
Reward for any info...
So pissed right now Prayers for @168BTHPM someone broke into his truck. They went through and took a load of personal stuff. If anyone comes across any garage sale sites posting any of it please let us know. He is offering a reward!!
Items stolen
- 18” light up sparkle dildo
- hot Cheeto flavor Ball gag
- pair of nipple tassels
- funyun scented butt plug
- purple fur handcuffs
- Paddle w/holes
- Pink sparkling anal beads
- 2 inbred semi-tame pet gerbils
- a tube of anal ease
- a 2” pvc pipe roughly 3 ft long
- one pair of crotchless edible underwear (bacon, egg, and cheese flavor)
- a cucumber
- one slightly molested rotisserie chicken
- a mag-lite shaped personal male stroker
- 12 pack of bud light
- 2 tickets to the Dallas Cowboys football game
Reward for any info...
There is a God afterall. That’s payback for all the times I’ve been in there and they close off an entire aisle to pick a single item from the top rack. It wouldn’t be so bad if they took less than a half an hour to do so.
As a reward don't count on the cucumber, I already ate it.
Bullshit. Everyone knows I travel with more than one tube of Anal Ease.
BTW: Why didn't you mention the purple velvet duffle bag with AKMIKE47 embroidered on it in pink? Don't you want it back if the police catch who ever stole your stuff out of my truck?
EDIT: Never mind, @Dirty D just sent me a text. He borrowed your stuff to go to the Peg-O-Rama at grandma's house tonight. He said to thank you for not washing anything and he will return the favor.
You’re the kind of guy that goes to get a massage and you pay to jack the male masseuse off
The real reason why these so called celebs are having an exodus
