Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Gobbles up wood almost as fast as @168BTHPM, almost
REWARD
So pissed right now Prayers for @168BTHPM someone broke into his truck. They went through and took a load of personal stuff. If anyone comes across any garage sale sites posting any of it please let us know. He is offering a reward!!
Items stolen
- 18” light up sparkle dildo
- hot Cheeto flavor Ball gag
- pair of nipple tassels
- funyun scented butt plug
- purple fur handcuffs
- Paddle w/holes
- Pink sparkling anal beads
- 2 inbred semi-tame pet gerbils
- a tube of anal ease
- a 2” pvc pipe roughly 3 ft long
- one pair of crotchless edible underwear (bacon, egg, and cheese flavor)
- a cucumber
- one slightly molested rotisserie chicken
- a mag-lite shaped personal male stroker
- 12 pack of bud light
- 2 tickets to the Dallas Cowboys football game
Reward for any info...
So pissed right now Prayers for @168BTHPM someone broke into his truck. They went through and took a load of personal stuff. If anyone comes across any garage sale sites posting any of it please let us know. He is offering a reward!!
Items stolen
- 18” light up sparkle dildo
- hot Cheeto flavor Ball gag
- pair of nipple tassels
- funyun scented butt plug
- purple fur handcuffs
- Paddle w/holes
- Pink sparkling anal beads
- 2 inbred semi-tame pet gerbils
- a tube of anal ease
- a 2” pvc pipe roughly 3 ft long
- one pair of crotchless edible underwear (bacon, egg, and cheese flavor)
- a cucumber
- one slightly molested rotisserie chicken
- a mag-lite shaped personal male stroker
- 12 pack of bud light
- 2 tickets to the Dallas Cowboys football game
Reward for any info...
There is a God afterall. That’s payback for all the times I’ve been in there and they close off an entire aisle to pick a single item from the top rack. It wouldn’t be so bad if they took less than a half an hour to do so.
As a reward don't count on the cucumber, I already ate it.
Bullshit. Everyone knows I travel with more than one tube of Anal Ease.
BTW: Why didn't you mention the purple velvet duffle bag with AKMIKE47 embroidered on it in pink? Don't you want it back if the police catch who ever stole your stuff out of my truck?
EDIT: Never mind, @Dirty D just sent me a text. He borrowed your stuff to go to the Peg-O-Rama at grandma's house tonight. He said to thank you for not washing anything and he will return the favor.
You’re the kind of guy that goes to get a massage and you pay to jack the male masseuse off
The real reason why these so called celebs are having an exodus
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I once knew a guy licensed by the state to rehabilitate hurt birds. He had owls and eagles and hawks and such, most of which were destined for zoos because they would never make again in the wild. Others he would have to train or at least encourage to fly again and even get their hunting instincts back before releasing them back to fend for themselves but that was actually quite rare. Birds are real fragile. Real interesting to go and hang out and help out.
BUT...he had a couple of purchased falcons and a couple of hawks that were trained to hunt birds. He'd hunt mainly pheasant and quail but also ducks. And he had a German Shorthair that hunted with the birds. He had the dog trained to point (damned near instinct in a good one) and to flush on command. The dog would go on point and the raptor would be paying attention. When all was right, he'd have the dog flush and the raptor would knock it out of the air. If the raptor held the bird on the ground, often so, the dog would just wait until the raptor had enough and then fetch the quarry. When the dog fetched, the hunting bird would come in for a landing and get a treat of meat (not from the fresh kill). The bird would hang out for a while and either he'd launch it or it would basically tell him it wanted to fly and off it would go for more hunting. Pretty cool to watch and be a part of. The dog would watch the bird and the bird would often sort of guide the dog to where it knew there were pheasant. He was probably the most skilled animal trainer I have ever met.
