Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[ZiaHunter]

Why you wear a seat belt while driving a fork lift. There is a paper packaging company next door and as I was pulling out of the parking lot I heard a loud noise and looked over and saw the trailer bed collapsing and large paper rolls crashing out. Ran over to check on the fork lift driver. She was shaken but ok. Good thing she was wearing her seat belt other wise she could have been seriously injured or killed.

 

[Dirty D]

Yes I did, but there's a difference between people that look it up and are disgusted and the normal people that think "I wonder how much that costs?"

Your punch card is filled up so your 11th is free

 

[Dirty D]

Damn you! I like girls! No, I’m serious guys! Bobs and vagene for me!

 

[powerspc]

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Wait. Is that Miss Alabama, or is that Alabama?

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[91Eunozs]

Forgot it’s Friday…dang, only on week 3 of re-retirement and already losing track of the days!

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[TCreedmoor]

Pics and shit rule View attachment 8433651

Overlooking a hog confinement operation? I bet you can tell which way the wind is blowing.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Overlooking a hog confinement operation? I bet you can tell which way the wind is blowing.

When the sprayer is operating, the wind direction can definitely be your enemy. Sadly he quit doing hogs just a few months ago, was a smaller operation for Smithfield and had about 4,500 hogs at a go.

Pics and shit rule. @MaurygoId likes my Resco watch, so I figured he would enjoy a picture of it.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Jabba the Blob won the farcical "National American Miss" version, the Aikido of pageant brands. It's no coincidence that their web name is n/a miss.com.

Here's the UFC version.
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Believe it or not, Newsmax (Chris Salcedo Show) is actually featuring a full on production segment with guests etc. on Ms. Alabama winning.

It's going on right now.

 

[cas6969]

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That's people's response to most of the gals he posts.

 

[Mike Islander]

Believe it or now, Newsmax (Chris Salcedo Show) is actually featuring a full on production segment with guests etc. on Ms. Alabama winning.

It's going on right now.

It's like winning a modeling contract from an agency with headquarters in a Red Roof Inn. But it makes great news. Really a genius move by the sham pageant organization for publicity.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Charlie112]

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see ya…. wouldn’t want to be ya…..

 

[Keepmvng]

Jabba the Blob won the farcical "National American Miss" version, the Aikido of pageant brands. It's no coincidence that their web name is n/a miss.com.

Here's the UFC version.
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Miss Alabama is a cutie

Maryland is another shit state.

 

[nockhunter]

 

[rduckwor]

OH SHIT! 1 year before this, I hit Rep Leo Ryan’s car in DC. Really nice guy, this whole thing was a tragedy.

Wait. Is that Miss Alabama, or is that Alabama?

Some sham pageant. We got good stuff in Alabama.

 

[BG94591]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

All these comments about bulls encourage me to post this -

One day three bulls were standing on the hill talking about the new bull the farmer had just purchased.

The first bull said “I am the oldest bull and those are my cows over there. He isn’t getting any of them!”

The second bull said “Well, I am not quite as old as you, but I have a few cows over there and he isn’t getting any of them!”

As the youngest bull was getting ready to respond, this huge truck came driving up to the barn. There was a great noise and the whole back of the truck just blew open and a monster sized bull jumped out of the back and started bellowing and pawing the ground – looking for a fight.

The first bull said “Well, I have more cows than I need. I suppose he could have some of mine.”

The second bull said “Yea, I have a few more than I need so I guess I can let him have a few of mine.”

They both looked to the youngest bull. He was pawing the ground, throwing dirt in the air, and looking like he was ready to fight.

They said “Are you crazy???!!!!”

He said “ No, I just want him to know that I am a bull!”

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Doc68]

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It was cold in the pool.....

Doc

 

[mudholestomper]

I got a buddy who does that for a living.

He was a couple hundred feet up a while back demolishing a smoke stack. Here is the robot being lifted, he is in a crane beside it going up View attachment 8433542

That’s wild! I wonder how one finds themselves in such a role. Also curious if the pay is any different than a regular crane/heavy equipment operator?

 

[mudholestomper]

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[carbonbased]

That’s wild! I wonder how one finds themselves in such a role. Also curious if the pay is any different than a regular crane/heavy equipment operator?

That car is friggin sweet

 

[clcustom1911]

Miss Alabama is a cutie

Maryland is another shit state.

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Of all those women, most of them have likely had "no problem with the LGBT"....

I wonder if them losing a women's competition to a man could change their minds.


Got some new display pieces

 

[Devildog]

 

[goinghunting]

Of all those women, most of them have likely had "no problem with the LGBT"....

I wonder if them losing a women's competition to a man could change their minds.


Got some new display pieces

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No need to have your dick in the pic @clcustom1911

 

[Boatninja]

Me falling out of the red can

Have seen that very thing happen. Bulls ganged up on one and he wound up with a broken hip.

A whole truckload of meanness!

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[clcustom1911]

No need to have your dick in the pic @clcustom1911

It's enough for my woman, so it should be enough you.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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For some reason I envision this guy working the window.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Of all those women, most of them have likely had "no problem with the LGBT"....

I wonder if them losing a women's competition to a man could change their minds.

I'll say! I've been to Tahiti / Bora Bora a few times. One must be truly careful there (and, trust me, I was) as there is quite the prevalence of "Rae Rae's" (the original "Trannies") These are, mostly, transvestites that work so hard at their make up and appearance that they look 10 times better than the actual local females. That's how you know from whom to stay away. If they look a lot better than the local women, stay far away!

There was one that was a server at the hotel restaurant I stayed in on Bora Bora. He went as far as getting breast augmentation surgery and was quite proud of the "results." Had the long black "Asian like"hair and all that. Sadly, for him, when serving a plate, he'd give himself away by all the hair on the back of his hands.... .

 

[Fx51LP308]

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Dang! No Pappy Van Winkle, huh?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

thats a good way to cripple a young bull

We provide counselors to reassure them that each of them are very special, we reinforce that they are all winners, we provide quiet time, we tried hugging them (That didn't work), we stopped grading their tests, and we're at a loss for what else to do. Seems that bulls are going to do bull stuff.
What do you think about trying gender affirmation for them?