Shankster Needs Real Life Advice.

[shankster..]

So my mom married this guy that's kind of an asshole. Well I have had to go and be around him and he has a daughter that is younger than me. She keeps putting the moves on me big time. She is not quite (but almost) big enough for my liking.

Dilemma: Would shagging her actually be perceived as incest since we aren't actually blood related?

My friends are saying to go for it and take pics. (I should have known better than ask them) This is why I'm asking you guys.

Your opinion please.

 

[lazy21]

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this is going to be fun

 

[DamnYuppie]

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If you like your mom and wish to have a reasonably stable family life you will not engage in any sexual or flirtatious activities with your new in-law. Unless of course you want to go on Jerry Springer...

 

[shankster..]

Re: Shankster Needs Real Life Advise.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DamnYuppie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you like your mom and wish to have a reasonably stable family life you will not engage in any sexual or flirtatious activities with your new in-law. Unless of course you want to go on Jerry Springer... </div></div>

She keeps texting me.

 

[Krav69]

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Shank, you sound like you don't need a family at all, anyways. (We here on the 'Hide are your family).

Go ahead and pork that hottie, as it isn't incest (not blood related).

And yes, tell us all about it...

 

[ssgp2]

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Never mind the pics, go for videos...

 

[lazy21]

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in your case

 

[Minx]

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I'd leave it alone. Family is family, regardless.

 

[168BTHPM]

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No it's not incest, but it's also not worth it. once you are done with her you will not only have an asshole for a stepfather, you will have a cunt for a stepsister that will tell her father you porked her and tossed her aside. Even worse is she gets pregnant, then your nephew will also be your son.

None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point.

 

[Legba]

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[Force_Multiplier]

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ask about anal

 

[jpmuscle]

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We need pics for eval purposes prior to suggesting advice.

Does she live close by? short of awkwardness at christmas Im not seeing a issue lol

 

[treebasher]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point.</div></div>

You obviously have never been to the Silver Valley in Northern ID...

 

[JRose]

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I say go for it and take pics.

+1 on what FM said too...

 

[Maggot]

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A wildebeast is a wildebeast. <span style="color: #FF0000"> </span> Hit it. Besides, mabey it will piss off the boyfrind and make so much trouble he will leave....then no more asshole.

 

[1stIDvet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: force_multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ask about anal </div></div>

+1

 

[captain zeke]

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A piece you let go is a piece you will never know lol

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jpmuscle</div><div class="ubbcode-body">We need pics for eval purposes prior to suggesting advice.

Does she live close by? short of awkwardness at christmas Im not seeing a issue lol </div></div>

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Shankster Needs Real Life Advise.

Rules for life:
Don't fuck where you live
Don't fuck where you work
Don't fuck where you go to school
Fuck at least five miles from home

Just a few rules of life I was told by an old Gunny who also fooled around on his OL

 

[168BTHPM]

Re: Shankster Needs Real Life Advise.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: treebasher</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point.</div></div>

You obviously have never been to the Silver Valley in Northern ID...

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I grew up in Thompson Falls and went to college in Missoula. I thought the only place in the PNW with an incest problem was around Butte an Anaconda.

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No it's not incest, but it's also not worth it. once you are done with her you will not only have an asshole for a stepfather, you will have a cunt for a stepsister that will tell her father you porked her and tossed her aside. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">Even worse is she gets pregnant, then your nephew will also be your son.</span></span>

None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point. </div></div>

Seriously?

 

[Mr blasty]

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There are plenty of other whales in the ocean Shank. Go on an all weekend bender with some other heifers and forget about her, unless of course you wanna provide us some entertainment.

 

[Minx]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No it's not incest, but it's also not worth it. once you are done with her you will not only have an asshole for a stepfather, you will have a cunt for a stepsister that will tell her father you porked her and tossed her aside. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">Even worse is she gets pregnant, then your nephew will also be your son.</span></span>

None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point. </div></div>

Seriously?</div></div>

It's true.

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No it's not incest, but it's also not worth it. once you are done with her you will not only have an asshole for a stepfather, you will have a cunt for a stepsister that will tell her father you porked her and tossed her aside. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">Even worse is she gets pregnant, then your nephew will also be your son.</span></span>

None of this would be an issue if you decide to move to Arkansas or Kentucky, then all family relations are a mute point. </div></div>

Seriously?</div></div>

It's true. </div></div>

Okay then, what is it if you banged your stepmom's sister?

 

[RollinCoal11]

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There's plenty of girls out there.... Leave that one alone

You're gonna regret it the second its over

 

[High Binder]

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She's cute...

 

[Minx]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>
If that's her picture, her eyebrows look sharpie'd on.

And, Shank, if it's your stepmom's sister, it's your cousin and son. lol

 

[lazy21]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>

you need to adjust your screen resolution.

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazy21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>

you need to adjust your screen resolution. </div></div>

LOL, I was just trying to say something nice.

 

[RollinCoal11]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazy21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>

you need to adjust your screen resolution. </div></div>

LOL, I was just trying to say something nice. </div></div>

LMAO......

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>
If that's her picture, her eyebrows look sharpie'd on.
</div></div>

...by a blind circus midget.

 

[shankster..]

Re: Shankster Needs Real Life Advice.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She's cute... </div></div>
If that's her picture, her eyebrows look sharpie'd on.

And, Shank, if it's your stepmom's sister, it's your cousin and son. lol </div></div>

Damn, I,m glad she didn't get preggo when I was knockin' the bottom out of that. ''SHe was married at the time. She still tells everyone I am her favorite relation.

 

[rrflyer]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Okay then, what is it if you banged your stepmom's sister? </div></div>

A few grand if the production values don't suck.

 

[MAGUA]

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I wouldn't do her with Minx's C##k

 

[beenjammin]

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WHy doesnt HBO give shank his own special. If Johnny knoxville can pull it off with Jackass, then Shank should have no problems.

 

[Nostradumbass]

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A coonass from lousyanna said down there they don't marry their sisters, they just f#%k'em......get some shank, if that asshole gets upset, nail him too!!!

 

[Guest]

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Get your mom to run the camera.

 

[usmcMT]

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Shank: Been talkin to Maser again? He's the wrong person to pick for a support group member Bro...

 

[Alaskaman11]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I say go for it and take pics.

+1 on what FM said too... </div></div>

No not pic, we want video!

 

[mexicanmatch]

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The family that lays together stays together.

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nostradumbass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A coonass from lousyanna said down there they don't marry their sisters, they just f#%k'em......get some shank, if that asshole gets upset, nail him too!!!

</div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get your mom to run the camera.</div></div>

Better yet, eat a whole box of cialis and do the girlfriend and then double tap the boyfriend, two in the kiester one in the head, while mom films. Then your ethically and politically correct. And you just might sell it to HBO. A win/win/win situation......

...

 

[Jig Stick]

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Throw it in her 2 hole

 

[ubet]

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VIDEO!! If you dont do her, we will be DISAPPOINTED!

If you cant keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.

 

[Bryan27]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DamnYuppie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you like your mom and wish to have a reasonably stable family life you will not engage in any sexual or flirtatious activities with your new in-law. Unless of course you want to go on Jerry Springer... </div></div>

She keeps texting me.</div></div>

Well, in that case you need to knock the bottom out of it!

 

[Minx]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MAGUA</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wouldn't do her with Minx's C##k

</div></div>
Neither would I!

 

[lazy21]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MAGUA</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wouldn't do her with Minx's C##k

</div></div>
Neither would I!

</div></div>

I hope your talking about a strap on

 

[jr81452]

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StepSister?

The term is not generally used (but can be in individual cases) to refer to the relationship with an adult child who never lived in the home with the parent's new partner.

If you don't still live at home, and she doesn't still live at home, you are not "step" anything. And how exactly would a child with a "stepmoms sister" produce any kind of cousin?

a cousin is a relative with whom one shares a common ancestor (or ancestors).

I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but there is no family ties issue beyond pissing off your mothers new husband (notice how I didn't say "stepdad") If you want it, take it.

 

[Shady_Jay]

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Honey Badger wouldn't care.

 

[M700Aussie]

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Set her up with someone you know instead. Im sure there would be plenty of takers on here.
See then they can take pictures for you, you could in turn share those pictures with SH.
If anything goes wrong or whatever, you look like the good guy to her and to the people here! Not to mention no awkward moments in your family and your Mom won't get humiliated! Its a win win.

 

[Bowman]

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Stop being a pussy.

I expect pictures and a fuck-story with my morning coffee.

Thanks