Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[NB4Z]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Loonhunter]

Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car?



Because she’s dead.

 

[BullGear]

Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car?



Because she’s dead.

But if she's a Democrat, she can still vote....

I'm just saying...

 

[Loonhunter]

But if she's a Democrat, she can still vote....

I'm just saying...

Twice

 

[Maser]

Q: What's the difference between a pathological liar's stories and New Zealand Muslims?

A: Nothing, they're both full of holes.

 

[remmynikon.308]

Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car?



Because she’s dead.

because shes a woman......

 

[1J04]

 

[sharpshot50]

Friend sent me this and I thought it belonged here.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

https://www.snipershide.com/shootin...-will-stop-it-all.6932639/page-2#post-7598664

Kid gloves effect. Fyi

 

[hermosabeach]

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[hermosabeach]

del

 

[hermosabeach]

Del

 

[hermosabeach]

My date said I had a 2 foot dick


She went on to say that
Its only 3 inches long but smells as bad as 2 feet

 

[hermosabeach]

Why did the sperm cross the road?








Because I wore the wrong socks today.

 

[hermosabeach]

del

 

[hermosabeach]

Fish breath

 

[NB4Z]

 

[NB4Z]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Mike 556]

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

And as far as redistribution goes, I'm starting right HERE !!!

 

[1J04]

 

[hermosabeach]

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single

 

[hermosabeach]

Del

 

[hermosabeach]

del

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[DuneBoer]

Holy Crap! I wanted to report you... But then, I realized you are probably circumcised and one of us so......

 

[MtnCreek]

Holy Crap! I wanted to report you... But then, I realized you are probably circumcised and one of us so......

Shalam shalam baby dick cutter. :-D.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[DuneBoer]

You are out of control. You need sensitivity training!

 

[MtnCreek]

You are out of control. You need sensitivity training!

It wouldn't take.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[goatboy]

But if she's a Democrat, she can still vote....

I'm just saying...

No, that’s only if she’s from Chicago

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Can't give this one enough thumbs up...........

 

[Mr. Z]

Old Milwaukee ya say?

 

[oneshot86]

save the beer ladsss, save the beer, lol, too fun

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This twat got on the train three hours ago in Connecticut... and has not stopped babbling into her phone since... now arriving in NYC... Guess is you can't shut up and have no situational awareness... you get to be an Internet Legend!

Share freely!

Sirhr

 

[Sean the Nailer]

"Blithering Idiot?"

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Loonhunter]

What are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?


Her feet.

 

[Sieg]

 

[Maser]