Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk".


Husband says "That's not true... sometimes I want a pizza

 

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Joe Biden walked into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane.

The doctor said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

 

[Mike Casselton]

I'm surfing the hide on my phone and watching a movie at the same time.
As I look at the monkey pic above, I glance at the TV and flick the screen upwards.
I look back down and this is what I see...

Thanks buddy.

 

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Re: Socially UNacceptable Humor

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ground up and in the freezer.

I think Krieger said it better on Archer
I like my women like my coffee
Black
Bitter
And preferably free trade

 

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Alabama holiday

 

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This one is for @MtnCreek

 

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3rd Comment. ??

Again, click it and scroll lol.

 

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[hermosabeach]

I heard a comedian in venice beach do the same skit back in the 90s


He also said they make condom packages by ethnicity

3 pack is for blacks- morning noon and night

6 pack for Latinos- Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday- none for Sunday as you go to mass

12 pack for whites
January February March....

 

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Cause that is what you wanted to be called 4 decades ago. Then you wanted to be black, now it's African American.
It's not white folks fault they can't make up their fucking mind.

 

[Loonhunter]

You know that, ‘Axe Body Spray’?

In the hood it’s called, ‘Ask Body Spray’.

 

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Why am I getting double post?

 

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It is how you are embedding/linking I believe.

 

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You're teaching him right. Can't let a little thing like nature calling stop the fishing!