Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Fred died and found himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter hands him a set of keys to his home, and keys to a car. He gets on with his new afterlife in heaven. Until one day on his way out of the quickie mart where he stocked up on mana and ambrosia he sees Jesus himself pull up in a shiny white Corvette. Fred introduces himself and apologizes for seeming covetous and jeaulous but he was redying to know how someone got a sweet ride like a corvette. Jesus patiently explained that the hereafter reflected how one lived in their first life. Because Jesus never cheated on a spouse he got to have a nice Corvette. At that Fred burst into tears. "What's wrong?" asked Jesus. "You're driving a beautiful new Buick sedan. In between the tears Fred sobbed that just yeasterday he saw his wife pushing by on a skateboard.
I'm relieved to know that I'm not the only one to "accidentally" get my balls stuck in the office copier.
That's why I don't play golf. I fell off the ball washer and broke my collarbone once. Ruined my swing forever.
Cheers,
Sirhr
And, honestly... I don't approve the use of the N-word...[IMG2=JSON]{"data-align":"none","data-size":"full","src":"https:\/\/scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/v\/t1.0-9\/18222212_10155316871053708_7265487842373740711_n.jpg?oh=007f80f4b302944ed821211bfc080608&oe=597C3E05"}[/IMG2]
Does that dude have two left legs? Because there is something kind of disturbing in the image of two legs sort of superimposed or... lying one-on-top each other.
But... what do I know. I see things that can't be unseen on a higher-than-average basis.
Cheers,
Sirhr
What was that AJ?
I'll bet $100 they weren't going after Mahi....
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Sirhr
No Sir Shirhr. I believe this would be a Chub expedition......... aka (Squalius cephalus)
Oh wait, I see it now. She is kind of flanky.. isn't she?
Sorry if that's Mrs AJ.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Sorry if that's Mrs AJ.
Cheers,
Sirhr
lmfao And no. Wrong flavor, my Mrs is also "much" smaller than the pictured women.
lmfao And no. Wrong flavor, my Mrs is also "much" smaller than the pictured women.
Translation: My Mrs. is a Mr. (wrong flavour), and dudes don't generally have tits, so his Mr.'s are much smaller.
But the fact we all like 1J04 anyway proves we don't hate the gays. We love you 1J04! Just not in that way.
You're absolutely terrible I tell ya.
You sound like my wife!
Which somehow seems appropriate!
You sound like my wife!
Which somehow seems appropriate!
Somehow I deserve this, I'm almost certain..........
That's the most awesome uke toss I've ever seen!
(actually, it's the ONLY uke toss I've ever seen)
lmfao
He's got his walls insulated to the max and sound proofing throughout. You can't even hear the whimpers from one room to the next so there's no way the Mail Lady could possibly hear anything all the way out to the Mailbox..............
I shoulda known........
I forgot that Uranus had rings... But I guess that the prisoners have better access to astronomy education than us hillbillies...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
I'm not even going there. Instead, enjoy some vintage B52's!
Loved these psychos as a youngun!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Loved these psychos as a youngun!
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Sirhr
Awesome transport to my younger days! I just had to smile as I played this and my wife asked me, ""What is that?"
I think the new offerings from LEGO are a bit culturally-insensitive....
But maybe it's just me. After all, ArmyJerry called me a Hippie....
Cheers,
Sirhr
But maybe it's just me. After all, ArmyJerry called me a Hippie....
Cheers,
Sirhr
Sort of sad that my first reaction is to put this in Socially Unacceptable... Because I think it probably belongs in K-12 education....
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